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Watermelons can clean your stomach 2008-07-15 11:00:24 Reply

That's right. if you're full and don't want to get fat but hate taking laxatives, eat watermelon. Trust me it worked for me everytime and it can work for you too.

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Response to Watermelons can clean your stomach 2008-07-15 11:01:35 Reply

In b4 unoriginal racist humor.

But I hate watermelons. I'll stick to cranberry juice, thanks.

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Response to Watermelons can clean your stomach 2008-07-15 11:01:43 Reply

But if you eat a seed a watermelon will grow inside you.

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Response to Watermelons can clean your stomach 2008-07-15 11:03:34 Reply

Watermelon is just water basically. So your not getting any food really. Just water.

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Response to Watermelons can clean your stomach 2008-07-15 11:04:16 Reply

Watermelons only make me want to eat more. I ate some yesterday.

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Response to Watermelons can clean your stomach 2008-07-15 11:04:56 Reply

At 7/15/08 11:01 AM, LOLZILLA wrote: But if you eat a seed a watermelon will grow inside you.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about.

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Response to Watermelons can clean your stomach 2008-07-15 11:12:34 Reply

At 7/15/08 11:04 AM, Racoonmario wrote:
At 7/15/08 11:01 AM, LOLZILLA wrote: But if you eat a seed a watermelon will grow inside you.
Yeah, I know what you're talking about.

He's joking, it won't happen

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Response to Watermelons can clean your stomach 2008-07-15 11:21:08 Reply

At 7/15/08 11:12 AM, Idiot-Finder wrote:
At 7/15/08 11:04 AM, Racoonmario wrote:
At 7/15/08 11:01 AM, LOLZILLA wrote: But if you eat a seed a watermelon will grow inside you.
Yeah, I know what you're talking about.
He's joking, it won't happen

only an idiot would say that oh wait......

Well your reading the bottom of my post. Are you bored or what?
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Response to Watermelons can clean your stomach 2008-07-15 11:29:56 Reply

At 7/15/08 11:03 AM, Icecry0 wrote: Watermelon is just water basically. So your not getting any food really. Just water.

hehe, most plants are just water. Just watermelons tend to have higher concentration of water comparitively.

Also read the the rinds of watermelons make a decent aphrodisiac (fuck spelling), there is a chemical in them that is same component in viagra. So guys, want to rehydrate and earn a boner, eat a watermelon.

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Response to Watermelons can clean your stomach 2008-07-15 11:33:47 Reply

At 7/15/08 11:29 AM, kidray76 wrote:
Also read the the rinds of watermelons make a decent aphrodisiac (fuck spelling), there is a chemical in them that is same component in viagra. So guys, want to rehydrate and earn a boner, eat a watermelon.

Strangely enough, you did indeed spell "aphrodisiac" right.

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Response to Watermelons can clean your stomach 2008-07-15 11:37:05 Reply

At 7/15/08 11:03 AM, Icecry0 wrote: Watermelon is just water basically. So your not getting any food really. Just water.

It's like, 6% sugar.

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Response to Watermelons can clean your stomach 2008-07-15 11:45:14 Reply

At 7/15/08 11:21 AM, packerman wrote:

only an idiot would say that oh wait......

I still believe you're joking when you round up the years

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Response to Watermelons can clean your stomach 2008-07-15 11:47:14 Reply

At 7/15/08 11:03 AM, Icecry0 wrote: Watermelon is just water basically. So your not getting any food really. Just water.

Watermelon contains fibers as well, with that it helps.

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Response to Watermelons can clean your stomach 2008-07-15 11:51:27 Reply

Drinking the water in Mexico would be quicker.

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Response to Watermelons can clean your stomach 2008-07-15 11:54:15 Reply

At 7/15/08 11:51 AM, Reaperyami wrote: Drinking the water in Mexico would be quicker.

If you want to get sick that is.

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Response to Watermelons can clean your stomach 2008-07-15 13:57:33 Reply

At 7/15/08 11:33 AM, CryogenChaos wrote:
At 7/15/08 11:29 AM, kidray76 wrote:
Also read the the rinds of watermelons make a decent aphrodisiac (fuck spelling), there is a chemical in them that is same component in viagra. So guys, want to rehydrate and earn a boner, eat a watermelon.
Strangely enough, you did indeed spell "aphrodisiac" right.

That's what you call irony.

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Response to Watermelons can clean your stomach 2008-07-15 13:59:15 Reply

At 7/15/08 11:03 AM, Icecry0 wrote: Watermelon is just water basically. So your not getting any food really. Just water.

the fibre!! dont forget the fibre!!!!

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Response to Watermelons can clean your stomach 2008-07-15 14:06:23 Reply

At 7/15/08 11:01 AM, LOLZILLA wrote: But if you eat a seed a watermelon will grow inside you.

LOL when i was six my uncle told me that and i was SO fucking scared

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Response to Watermelons can clean your stomach 2008-07-15 14:07:43 Reply

At 7/15/08 02:06 PM, Tiago11103 wrote:
At 7/15/08 11:01 AM, LOLZILLA wrote: But if you eat a seed a watermelon will grow inside you.
LOL when i was six my uncle told me that and i was SO fucking scared

I bet he molested you.

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Response to Watermelons can clean your stomach 2008-07-15 14:12:02 Reply

I like the green part of watermelon
where you inch up to the outer layer
its like a tasteless honeydew!

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Response to Watermelons can clean your stomach 2008-07-15 17:19:36 Reply

At 7/15/08 02:12 PM, MRSA wrote: I like the green part of watermelon
where you inch up to the outer layer
its like a tasteless honeydew!

They're actually edible, is just that most of us don't want to eat it.

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Response to Watermelons can clean your stomach 2008-07-15 17:23:30 Reply

Really? Then how did this happen?

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Response to Watermelons can clean your stomach 2008-07-15 17:26:22 Reply

At 7/15/08 11:01 AM, LOLZILLA wrote: But if you eat a seed a watermelon will grow inside you.

i believe chucky finster proved that theory wrong

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Response to Watermelons can clean your stomach 2008-07-15 17:34:00 Reply

At 7/15/08 02:07 PM, LOLZILLA wrote:
At 7/15/08 02:06 PM, Tiago11103 wrote:
At 7/15/08 11:01 AM, LOLZILLA wrote: But if you eat a seed a watermelon will grow inside you.
LOL when i was six my uncle told me that and i was SO fucking scared
I bet he molested you.

I bet you're his uncle.

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