post your prank phone call stories

[wazupdude]

okay so this telamarketer calls me up and i respond by saying this.
note i speak in a very fake indian accent the entire conversation.
Me: 'ello?
him: yes may i speak to the home owner?
Me: who is dis?
him: this is mike from home owner mortgage and we are calling people with high interest rates.
Me: okay.
him: now before i can preceed i need to make sure this is burke virginia right?
me: oh sorry you must have de wrong number this is apple tech support in india.
him:what?! I AINT CALLIN UP NO INDIA!!
me: oh well if you are going to be so rude then i guess i should hang up.
him: wait what, no don't hang u-
*click*

[tomato-soup]

Suicide hotline, please hold...

[yurgenburgen]

One time this woman rang my house.

Her: "Hi it's (name), is (name) there?"
Me: "No, she'll be back later."
Her: "Ok I'll ring her then, thanks."
Me: "Cheers, bye."

[Porkchop]

Me, my friends Kyle, Bruce, Shawn, and Dillion
Me-(calling a Wendy's) Is this pizza palace?
Other Guy- No, this is Wendy's, How may I help you?
Me- Do you have pies? I want a 16 inch pie!
Other guy-speechless
Kyle- Did you ask them about the pies!
Bruce and Dillion- WE WANT OUR FUCKIN PIES!!!!
Shawn-(being an asshole) Mommy touches me in my swimsuit area!
Me-Is this pizza palace? We want a pie!
Other Guy- I fuckin hate my job, you kids are shitfucks

[wazupdude]

nice

[qman1]

Me prank calling a photo place.

Person: hello?
me:I want a picture.
person:family or senior?
m:uhh.. whitch is cheaper?
p:senior
m:well I was wanting a picture of my rug.
p:this is a buissness not a joke!
person hangs up.

[wazupdude]

woah fast topic

[BenwaHakubi]

Me in a little kid voice: Hewwo?
Telemarketer: Can you get mommy or daddy on the phone.
Me in little kid voice: Mommy and daddy is in the the other woom I 'll give them the phone.

I place a porn tape in the VCR and skip to the part with a man and woman moaning and place the speaker to the phone.

Telemarketer: *Click*

[gizmo12345]

person: hello, this is (name) from (some company that rhymes with beal bestate) is (name) there
me: uhh sorry i cant hear u can u speak up?
person: ok...is this better?
me: uhh nope sorry, a little more
person: IS IT OK NOW?
me: nope, <click>

[IndyKid500]

Someone once called our house instead of Domino's.

Me: Hello?
Caller: Hi is this Domino's?
Me: Yes mam.
Caller: Can I hear your specials?
Me: No
Caller: Why not?
Me: Would you like to hear about our specials?
Caller: Yes please.
Me: I'm sorry mam, I can't do that.

:And so on, and so forth.

[NEVR]

I confess that I've never made a prank call in my entire life. It's just not my thing. Sorry if that makes me uncool, I'll just go sit on the steps outside ;_;

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

I called this one hot popular chick posing as a gay wrestler who needed $90 to take a bus to WWE auditions in Chicago. I also needed a pink glittery uniform that say GGG on it - The Great Gay Giant! She just hung up after 20 minutes of me trying to hold in my laughter and faking coughs while asking kindly for money and complimenting her on her lovely voice. The funny thing is, she had no clue it was me.

good times.

[wtfyourface]

I think mine is more of a harassment story. For half a year my friend and I would call this guy under *68, and let it ring for hours and hours. Eventually he confided to me about the situation, sayin' how he thinks someone is messing with him and going on about the annoyance of it. At first I played Ms. Oblivious. But then I confessed and told him it was us. He then changed his number. Refused to give it to us. Bad, bad on-going prank. Whatevs.

[Phatomborne]

Hehe these are funny, heres mine:

Telemarketer: May I speak to your mother
Me: Sorry my mother is in the fifth dimension it will be a hour or two before her molecules dematerialize correctly for her to be at the phone, in the mean time, go fuck yourself!
Person: ........................................
...........

[packerman]

I approve this message

[Toastman7007]

Haven't really made too much prank calling, but if you want an epic conversation, trying looking up "Tom Mabe".

[fofizzle]

I was bored and I phoned KFC and a girl picked up the phone and I asked if she had nice legs and breasts. Then she was like Chicken legs and breasts? And I said, what ever you want to call them is fine with me... And then she hung up. Are they allowed to do that?
Another time, A tele marketer phoned my house selling windows. It was like the 5th one that day from the exact same company so I told them I'd go get my parents but I didn't go back to the phone after I left. Like 15 minutes later, I went back to hang up the phone but the tele marketer hadnt hung up yet. God, was he pissed at me at me.

[darkspartan000]

At 7/14/08 07:33 PM, BenwaHakubi wrote: Me in a little kid voice: Hewwo?
Telemarketer: Can you get mommy or daddy on the phone.
Me in little kid voice: Mommy and daddy is in the the other woom I 'll give them the phone.

I place a porn tape in the VCR and skip to the part with a man and woman moaning and place the speaker to the phone.

Telemarketer: *Click*

this is the best one yet.

[Dragonberry]

Some solicitor called......

Him: Is [insert name] here?
Me: This is busty blonde sex hotline.
Him: Excuse me?
Me: This is busty blonde sex hotline, did you want to speak with one of our models? It's 1.95 a minute.
Him: Hold for one moment please?
He put it on hold, like covered the mic
And then a coworker answered
Him: Hello?
Me: Did you want to speak with one of our busty models?
He hung up

[Unkle-Krakerz]

At 7/14/08 07:35 PM, NEVR wrote: I confess that I've never made a prank call in my entire life. It's just not my thing. Sorry if that makes me uncool, I'll just go sit on the steps outside ;_;

Pretty much my same kind of response.

[Zepwich]

Were i come from in ireland, we crank call The Tinkers and abuse there family, and because tinkers are so family proud, we decided to call one tinker family (conners) and stirr shit with them, this went on for weeks and weeks.
One night we were at the pub and some of the family were there and we rang them up and said, if they were looking for a fight go outside and look for a blue car parked across the road... and so they did, and the thing was there was a blue car there and there was a pair of random scumbags in it, and they got beaten to shit!

[darkspartan000]

alright so it was me and my two friends waylon and dakota and we decided to call some girl that goes to our school. waylon came up with the best idea and i decided to make the call.

Her: Hello?
Me: hello, this is about the male strippers you ordered. they will be there in about 10 minutes so lock the kids in the closet and send your husband to a hotel.

then i hung up and we laughed our asses off

[packerman]

I ONCE called a pizza place and ordered a large mushroom pizza in a British accentI am sooooo cooool.

[HTID]

This call only happened recently. At a mate's house for his b'day, we got bored and my other mate pranked the 12456 number. If you're not Aussie, it's a number you call if you don't know the number of a certain business or whatever.

Her: Hello, My name's Sharon. What state are you calling from?
Him: Whatever one you're in baby.
Her: I'm not sure that really matters. What number are you looking for?
Him: Yours.
Her: Sorry love, I'm old enough to be your mother..
Him: YES!! I love the oldies, they have more experience *Austin Powers kinda laugh*
Her: Sorry, I'm not looking for a toyboy
My other mate: *just before she hangs up* YA OLD BITCH!!

Very funny prank, lol.

[Mashour2]

Once, a guy prankcalled our house instead of pizza hut.....I think.
Guy:Hello, is this Pizza Hut?
Me:Yes.
Guy:Yo, can I have a large pizza with panda pits on em? Thanks.
Me:Go fuck yourself this isn't pizza hut.
Guy:Shit(quietly)
*hang up*

[Themarkinside]

Me: I'm in love with gay people.
Him: VANCOUVER CITY POLICE
Me: (Hang up)

The pathetic part was that it was an Edmonton number.

[Bladezguy]

Ok, I remember part of the conversation but not all of the words. I called the suicide hotline and it was a big mistake. I did this *67 and forgot that they could trace the number anyway. Conversation is in a gay voice.

Me: Help me!
Them: How can I help you.
Me: I think I am going to kill my self because I am gay, I have a gun.
Her: Well where did you get it?
Me: I got it from gangsta j who do you think?
Her: Gangsta J?
Me: blablabalblalbalbalbalbla I eventually hang up the phone laughing.

They call back, I got scared so I just hung up. 10 min later. an ambulence arrives at my house. I had to call again and say that I pranked called the suicide hotline. Here is what you learn from this, don't prank call the suicide hotline without saying that it is a prank call when you are done.

[ILL-KILL-YOU-TOO]

this is my friend calling the person

one day we were bored so we look up the 411 web site and try to find Carlton banks from the fresh price of baller so we found out that theres a # at niagara falls so we rang her up

friend:hello is Carlton here?
old lady:noo....u got the wroung #
friend:nah...guy...this will....will smith, see iam from Philli
old lady: PHILLI....no u got the wrong # theres no carlton here
old lady:you got Niagara falls honey
friend: nah, nah see i got carlton banks # right here
old lady: noo....u got the wrong #
friend: this is will man
*click*
friend: AWW BITCH, U COLD BLOODED

we recored them but its at myspace but i cant find the the page :C we also did others too like darth vader luke skywaker << YES WE DID FIND THESE GUYS and belive or not we found hairy bush, lamp shade, and theres more but i cant rember...

[Jiclo]

*Me calling a random number*

Them: Hello?
Me: Yes, hello! I was wondering if there was a Hugh Jaccock (Huge Cock) here?
Them: Who?
Me: Hugh Jaccock.
Them: No, sorry no Hugh Jaccock here.
Me: WELL THERE IS A HUGE COCK HERE!
*click*

I was inspired by something similar on youtube.

[DementedNation]

I was once arrested for Prank Calling. They had me charged for disturbing the piece, and telephone harassment. Luckily the people who filed the charges ended up dropping them, or I would be facing some serious prison time right now.

Lesson?

Prank calling = Serious Business