In my travels with my friends, I have encountered many-a-creature, but none so intricate as the modern female. They're ruthless, they're deadly and they will do anything to get what they want. After studying them, for nearly all my life, I have compiled a guide to girls. Hopefully, you'll survive an encounter.
Encountering and confronting girls.
If you've ever seen a girl before, they're rarely alone. Always traveling with more girls or stronger guys incase danger comes their way e.g. someone trying to rape them. Some prime locations to find girls are in the kitchen, a local laundromat or bars, trying to find new prey to sink their fangs into. You see, like the vampire bat, women have sharp fangs and claws and will often try to drain you of your energy or confidence in life.
When you've found your woman, continue on to part two!
Part II
Great, so you've found your woman! Often when confronting them, they will attempt to flee or call for back-up to try and scare you off. Don't be alarmed by this, just continue casually walking towards them and make idle chit-chat. Make sure to comment on their hair that they probably groomed for hours and also comment on their clothes. They look awful, and they have no sense of style, but they like to hear nice things about themselves.
If the beast accepts your yield, offer them a drink of human blood, or more commonly, wine. They will enjoy this offering and gradually become more easy to talk to, but will lose most sense of balance. If they do fall, don't catch them, they'll probably think you're raping them and call for back-up.
So far, you've learned how to:
Find women.
Talk to women.
Let a woman's guard down.
Avoid raping them.
More information coming soon!