If Elected

[Gunter45]

If elected, I promise to legalize prostitution in my pants.

I will now field questions from the press.

[paintballr]

how do you like your women?

[JUSTIN-BAILEY]

Are you Republican or Democrat?

What do you think of the Iraq war?

Did you find Waldo last night?

[Sekhem]

take it to the politics forum buddy!

[joeyjoe1]

Elected for what? Sex-pest of the year?

[Seasons]

Well, that's the only topic in politics that really matters, unlike abortions and foriegn policy bullshit.

You've got my vote, Gunter dear

[Mr-Contradiction]

At 7/14/08 12:23 PM, Sekhem wrote: take it to the politics forum buddy!

He totally deserves a 5 day ban for this blatant breach of Forum Decorum.

Break it down.

I've just been wanting to say Forum Decorum for a while...

[Gunter45]

At 7/14/08 12:21 PM, paintballr wrote: how do you like your women?

What a handsome question. Just like my coffee: scalding hot and in my lap 5 minutes before press time.

At 7/14/08 12:22 PM, JUSTIN-BAILEY wrote: Are you Republican or Democrat?

I promise for broad changes that your demographic believes in.

What do you think of the Iraq war?

Babies.

Did you find Waldo last night?

Hard-hitting question, very supple. And, at this time, we know where Waldo is, however that information is not available presently at this time, a committee is being drawn up to detail a 5-point plan with a 3-stage press leak. The details will be given after a series of meetings determining the color of paper the details will be printed on forthcoming arrangements with my advisors.

And that is a fantastic suit.

[packerman]

At 7/14/08 12:32 PM, nazmdeh wrote: You can count on my vote

SAME HERE!

[Gunter45]

At 7/14/08 12:26 PM, joeyjoe1 wrote: Elected for what? Sex-pest of the year?

I'm running for the future of <insert your country/state/province/principality here>. You can count on a vote for Gunter45 being a vote for sunshine and less homeless people bringing down your good time.

At 7/14/08 12:28 PM, Mr-Contradiction wrote:

At 7/14/08 12:23 PM, Sekhem wrote: take it to the politics forum buddy!

He totally deserves a 5 day ban for this blatant breach of Forum Decorum.

Break it down.

Unfounded allegations propagated by the conservative hit machine and the liberal media. I assure you that any misconduct was a result of swamp gas and a harmless misunderstanding of the meaning of the word "no."

I've just been wanting to say Forum Decorum for a while...

A very intelligent and good-looking phrase, it looks good on you and your beliefs.

[LampFace]

Hmm at level 17 i don't think you have enough experience to be elected.

[Britkid]

If elected, there will be money and prosperity...

FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Ragnarokia]

At 7/14/08 12:38 PM, LampFace wrote: Hmm at level 17 i don't think you have enough experience to be elected.

hehehe.

[Gunter45]

At 7/14/08 12:38 PM, LampFace wrote: Hmm at level 17 i don't think you have enough experience to be elected.

I assure you and the community that, when I take office, I will surround myself with a more attractive cabinet than my predecessor and I resolve to be responsible for a rise in playful misunderstands by a factor of at least 10% over the next 3 years.

At 7/14/08 12:40 PM, Britkid wrote: If elected, there will be money and prosperity...

FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Exactly the sort of campaign promise you would expect from a baby rapist.

[LampFace]

At 7/14/08 12:45 PM, Gunter45 wrote:

I assure you and the community that, when I take office, I will surround myself with a more attractive cabinet than my predecessor and I resolve to be responsible for a rise in playful misunderstands by a factor of at least 10% over the next 3 years.

It's just not good enough i want 25%!

[ironeagle233]

whats up with gas these days

[Homosecksual]

At 7/14/08 12:26 PM, joeyjoe1 wrote: Elected for what? Sex-pest of the year?

10 year old of the year actually.

[LampFace]

At 7/14/08 12:50 PM, Homosecksual wrote:

At 7/14/08 12:26 PM, joeyjoe1 wrote: Elected for what? Sex-pest of the year?

10 year old of the year actually.

So he signed up when he was 3?

[Gunter45]

At 7/14/08 12:49 PM, LampFace wrote: It's just not good enough i want 25%!

You misheard me, I said 80%. It must have been all the handsome in your ears. A common problem and one that my administration will spare no expense in paying our friends to look into.

At 7/14/08 12:50 PM, ironeagle233 wrote: whats up with gas these days

It's depressing, which is why I propose to keep it out of the news in exchange for massive kick-backs from the oil companies. The savings will be passed down to you, the gullible.

At 7/14/08 12:54 PM, LampFace wrote:

At 7/14/08 12:50 PM, Homosecksual wrote: 10 year old of the year actually.

So he signed up when he was 3?

There are a lot of rumors flying around and I will be glad to answer them truthfully and handsomely. Yes, my jawline is very strong and attractive.

[Christopherr]

At 7/14/08 12:20 PM, Gunter45 wrote: If elected, I promise to legalize prostitution in my pants.

I will now field questions from the press.

That's cute.

[Christopherr]

I think I understand what you're trying to say.

We have to build a space helicopter.

[LampFace]

At 7/14/08 12:58 PM, Gunter45 wrote:

At 7/14/08 12:49 PM, LampFace wrote: It's just not good enough i want 25%!

You misheard me, I said 80%. It must have been all the handsome in your ears. A common problem and one that my administration will spare no expense in paying our friends to look into.

Now that's better, much better.

[Gunter45]

At 7/14/08 12:44 PM, agustana wrote: How much do you pay?

Did you know I'm also a bigshot movie executive? We need a leading lady for the next blockbuster picture to play opposite Gary Cooper. You look like you have the talent, but I'm just not sure about your determination and dedication.

At 7/14/08 02:03 PM, Christopherr wrote: I think I understand what you're trying to say.

We have to build a space helicopter.

Gunter45 is strong on space exploration, the military, and shady contractors.