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I just turned down sex... Jul. 13th, 2008 @ 11:22 PM

But only because she was a bitch who was always trying to get people to sleep with her and shit.

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Response to I just turned down sex... Jul. 13th, 2008 @ 11:22 PM

At 7/13/08 11:22 PM, ZexPez wrote: But only because I prefer men

Fix'd!


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Response to I just turned down sex... Jul. 13th, 2008 @ 11:23 PM

are we suppose to congratulate you?

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Response to I just turned down sex... Jul. 13th, 2008 @ 11:23 PM

Well, good choice then?


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Response to I just turned down sex... Jul. 13th, 2008 @ 11:23 PM

What, do you want a cookie?

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Response to I just turned down sex... Jul. 13th, 2008 @ 11:23 PM

Congratulations, you're :
1. Gay
2. A eunuch
3. Stupid

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Response to I just turned down sex... Jul. 13th, 2008 @ 11:24 PM

Was she even hawt? If yes, then congrats! You're officially a homo.


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Response to I just turned down sex... Jul. 13th, 2008 @ 11:24 PM

At 7/13/08 11:23 PM, Zerok wrote: Well, good choice then?

No, because now he is just going to jack it to porn, and not a have a family to spend quality time with.

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Response to I just turned down sex... Jul. 13th, 2008 @ 11:24 PM

Well you gotta slay the dragon before you kiss the princess.
So call that slut up.


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Response to I just turned down sex... Jul. 13th, 2008 @ 11:25 PM

At 7/13/08 11:24 PM, hereforrock wrote: Fuck, I'm all horny now. How about you come on over to my place and we'll some fun, eh?

at first glance, you looked like hereforcock.


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Response to I just turned down sex... Jul. 13th, 2008 @ 11:25 PM

Are we gonna be seeing these types of threads in place of, or along with, the "I just lost my virginity!" threads?


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Response to I just turned down sex... Jul. 13th, 2008 @ 11:26 PM

At 7/13/08 11:25 PM, ZagmenO wrote: Are we gonna be seeing these types of threads in place of, or along with, the "I just lost my virginity!" threads?

I was thinking more along the lines of rape>?

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Response to I just turned down sex... Jul. 13th, 2008 @ 11:27 PM

You never know, maybe she had something.


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Response to I just turned down sex... Jul. 13th, 2008 @ 11:28 PM

Yeah....no, you won't regret that at all.


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Response to I just turned down sex... Jul. 13th, 2008 @ 11:28 PM

At 7/13/08 11:27 PM, animehater wrote: You never know, maybe she had something.

Don't worry, I'm gonna rape that hoe tomorrow. Any requests on what I should do to the bitch, or do I have to use my own imagination?

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Response to I just turned down sex... Jul. 13th, 2008 @ 11:28 PM

So you are a God, or something?

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Response to I just turned down sex... Jul. 13th, 2008 @ 11:30 PM

At 7/13/08 11:22 PM, ZexPez wrote: But only because she was a bitch who was always trying to get people to sleep with her and shit.

Same, but only because she was an ugly bitch that slept with everyone


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Response to I just turned down sex... Jul. 13th, 2008 @ 11:31 PM

At 7/13/08 11:28 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: So you are a God, or something?

OMG maybe.

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Response to I just turned down sex... Jul. 13th, 2008 @ 11:31 PM

At 7/13/08 11:22 PM, ZexPez wrote: But only because she was a bitch who was always trying to get people to sleep with her and shit.

You should have fucked her anyways. Sex is better than no sex.

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Response to I just turned down sex... Jul. 13th, 2008 @ 11:31 PM

At 7/13/08 11:28 PM, ZexPez wrote:
At 7/13/08 11:27 PM, animehater wrote: You never know, maybe she had something.
Don't worry, I'm gonna rape that hoe tomorrow. Any requests on what I should do to the bitch, or do I have to use my own imagination?

STAY AWAY FROM STRAP-ON'S


When you're in doubt, do it anyway.

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Response to I just turned down sex... Jul. 13th, 2008 @ 11:32 PM

I don't see how that is a reason not to get pussy.


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Response to I just turned down sex... Jul. 13th, 2008 @ 11:33 PM

At 7/13/08 11:22 PM, ZexPez wrote: So I was out with my friends, and this hawt chixor was givin me looks, so i tried to kiss her, but she sed bak-off newby nerd you look like a troll, so i ran home, saying NG WILL CARE ABOUT THIS, but i'll sez i rejected d sexxy time of her

Fixed.

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Response to I just turned down sex... Jul. 13th, 2008 @ 11:35 PM

At 7/13/08 11:29 PM, agustana wrote: I know that girl, I know about ten of those girls.

Might as well get some.

Seems like there's never a thread in General without a shitty one or two line post by you.

Nice post count.

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Response to I just turned down sex... Jul. 13th, 2008 @ 11:36 PM

At 7/13/08 11:22 PM, ZexPez wrote: But only because she was a bitch who was always trying to get people to sleep with her and shit.

They have a name for those type of people, there called hookers.

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Response to I just turned down sex... Jul. 13th, 2008 @ 11:48 PM

At 7/13/08 11:22 PM, ZexPez wrote: But only because she was a bitch who was always trying to get people to sleep with her and shit.

Did someone call?

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Response to I just turned down sex... Jul. 13th, 2008 @ 11:50 PM

At 7/13/08 11:22 PM, ZexPez wrote: But only because she was a bitch who was always trying to get people to sleep with her and shit.

You must be getting it alot to not be having sex with any old girl

Im desperate but underage
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Response to I just turned down sex... Jul. 13th, 2008 @ 11:51 PM

He was trying to prevent STDs


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Response to I just turned down sex... Jul. 13th, 2008 @ 11:51 PM

Just wear a condom.


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Response to I just turned down sex... Jul. 13th, 2008 @ 11:53 PM

Well...at least it wasn't for WoW...


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Response to I just turned down sex... Jul. 14th, 2008 @ 12:07 AM

Good you should wait till your married