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Personally, I'm neutral about accents, except for Southern United States and San Fernando Valley ones.
European accents might work on me; it's an untested field.

Am I the only one who thinks Sam has a bad haircut and is kind of meh-looking?

SHUT UP SAM, YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU

URINATE IN MY ANUS PLEASE

At 7/13/08 09:30 PM, VespeneGas wrote: Am I the only one who thinks Sam has a bad haircut and is kind of meh-looking?

SHUT UP SAM, YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU

URINATE IN MY ANUS PLEASE

<3

At 7/13/08 08:47 PM, cellardoor6 wrote: And I have a 16 inch cock, which doubles as a blunt object for self-defense against the hordes of women who want to to touch it. Also it's made out of gold. And instead of washing it myself, I have an army of slave wenches that cleanse it by gargling soap and proceeding to give me head. This happens everyday, just after I get gang banged by a platoon of Japanese women and right after I get a rimjob from a Pixie named Tinkerbell.

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chicks with british accents sound hot

-drools=

There's no such thing as a British accent.

A cockney and scouser sound too different.

At 7/13/08 08:19 PM, Burnzoid wrote: Also, I just fucked my girlfriend in the ass and swallowed my own cum. AT THE SAME TIME!!!!

Zing.

wait- that means you autofellashed yourself and you're an assface.

I got laid in England loads because I had a 'cute' American accent.
Ha, reverse applies, too.

I personally think that British Accents are unattractive and would never get in a relationship with a girl who speaks like she has a mental disorder.

Alright guvner.

At 7/14/08 12:00 PM, Burnzoid wrote: Alright guvner.

Stop bumping your shitty threads. Nobody cares about your stories and imagination. God damn it, I wished you were a little more original with the shit you write, if you want to troll at least be a good troll.

At 7/13/08 08:27 PM, TacticalShoe wrote:

At 7/13/08 08:26 PM, bilgin wrote: Canadians don't have accents.

From Canada?

It's true believe it or not, only Newfies have the accent that most people associate with Canada as a whole. People from the prairie provinces are purely pedantic in their postulating of personal phrases.

Fucking F sound ruined my alliteration...

Btw I'm Canadian...

Would a yorkshire accent get you laid? Or a scouse one? Brummie?

I think only southerners get laid because of their accent, except maybe a west country accent.

Australian accents give me a boner.

I'm English so I don't need to fake an accent.
I can do pretty good American, australian, scottish, irish and welsh accents as well.

Also, is it true that most Americans can't do British accents?

At 7/13/08 09:15 PM, EvilJesus wrote: I agree with the Professor.
But what about welsh accents?

Baaa

British accents are awesome.

At 7/13/08 09:57 PM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: I got laid in England loads because I had a 'cute' American accent.
Ha, reverse applies, too.

Really? God, slappers will use any excuse.

I personally quite like American Accents. Not male ones because that would be gay.
Australian accents aren't bad either.

Welsh/scouse/brummie accents just make me lol. *sigh* I watched too much Little Britain.

But there's nothing better than a Geordie(?) accent. FLAPS OF MEAT!

At 7/13/08 08:19 PM, Burnzoid wrote: Heres a tale for ye:

I went to California once, and got laid because the girls loved my British accent, and because I'm one sexy looking mofo.


Also, I just fucked my girlfriend in the ass and swallowed my own cum. AT THE SAME TIME!!!!

Lies, after lies, after lies.

Shame on you!

I found the same in Europe, I'm English and they love the way we speak!

At 7/14/08 12:21 PM, Entranceolot wrote: But there's nothing better than a Geordie(?) accent. FLAPS OF MEAT!

wey-aye lad.

At 7/14/08 12:05 PM, NeoSoviet wrote:

At 7/14/08 12:00 PM, Burnzoid wrote: Alright guvner.

Stop bumping your shitty threads. Nobody cares about your stories and imagination. God damn it, I wished you were a little more original with the shit you write, if you want to troll at least be a good troll.

Don't hate me because you're jealous.

At 7/13/08 08:30 PM, physco-pickle wrote:

I have a strong dutch accent, while I'm also australian and italian. I also have a bit of Irish and Scottish blood.

How good am I?

to quote an old joke,very sporting of your mother

i will kill all members of western civilization

At 7/13/08 09:15 PM, EvilJesus wrote: I agree with the Professor.
But what about welsh accents?

The Welsh accent is horrid and rough.

I was fed up of hearing the accent while living in Wales. So glad I live in England now..

I dont see how you could possibly refer to it as a "British accent". Thats somthing that an american would say, yet a brit himself is saying it? It makes no sense.

Britain, is the collective name for more than one country, and certainly more than one region, each with its own distinct accent. You can not have a "british accent". Being very general, you can say "I have an english accent", "a welsh accent", "a scottish accent" or "an irish accent" But each are so vastly different from each other, there is no way you could combine them all to become "a british accent".

If you had said "They knew by my accent that I was from britain" that would be fine, but you have brought shame upon our great nation through this thread.

You should be banished!

I have a New England accent do girls like that?

you mean you got laid with a notting hill accent, if you can get laid with a scouse accent i'll eat my hat.

Accents are Accents.

Of course you did.