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Posted at: 7/13/08 08:19 PM

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Heres a tale for ye:

I went to California once, and got laid because the girls loved my British accent, and because I'm one sexy looking mofo.

Accents are cool, they get you into the pants of girls who live in different countries. Scottish accents however are gay, as are Canadian accents, eh?

So yeah, bitches better know about my British accent.

Also, I just fucked my girlfriend in the ass and swallowed my own cum. AT THE SAME TIME!!!!

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Pip pip, jolly good. Weren't you a bit rough on the old Scots though my dear boy?

Also I came over that last bit. Came good - all over the keyboard.

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I just fucked my girlfriend in the ass and swallowed my own cum. AT THE SAME TIME!!!!

uh..congratulations

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I'm eventually going to learn how to fake one and attempt to get laid with it.

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Canadians don't have accents.


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At 7/13/08 08:26 PM, bilgin wrote: Canadians don't have accents.

From Canada?

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British humor is not funny.

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Its all true, British accents make me so horny. I would have probably fucked you as well.

But Australian accents are so much better.

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At 7/13/08 08:26 PM, bilgin wrote: Canadians don't have accents.

yes we do but it's mainly "eh" at the endings of some sentances

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At 7/13/08 08:30 PM, physco-pickle wrote: Its all true, British accents make me so horny. I would have probably fucked you as well.

But Australian accents are so much better.

Wanna swap naked pictures?

I did it for the lulz:

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Also, I just fucked my girlfriend in the ass and swallowed my own cum. AT THE SAME TIME!!!!

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At 7/13/08 08:19 PM, Burnzoid wrote: Heres a tale for ye:

I went to California once, and got laid because the girls loved my British accent, and because I'm one sexy looking mofo.

I'm pretty sure that you're a pathological liar. You have made possibly dozens of threads about your supposed sexual exploits, so much that it just makes it obvious none of them happened. I don't believe any of it.

Accents are cool, they get you into the pants of girls who live in different countries. Scottish accents however are gay, as are Canadian accents, eh?

Interesting.

So yeah, bitches better know about my British accent.

"British accent"... so that wouldn't include Scottish accents? So you English have a monopoly on "British" now do you?

Also, I just fucked my girlfriend in the ass and swallowed my own cum. AT THE SAME TIME!!!!

And I have a 16 inch cock, which doubles as a blunt object for self-defense against the hordes of women who want to to touch it. Also it's made out of gold. And instead of washing it myself, I have an army of slave wenches that cleanse it by gargling soap and proceeding to give me head. This happens everyday, just after I get gang banged by a platoon of Japanese women and right after I get a rimjob from a Pixie named Tinkerbell.

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And I have a 16 inch cock, which doubles as a blunt object for self-defense against the hordes of women who want to to touch it. Also it's made out of gold. And instead of washing it myself, I have an army of slave wenches that cleanse it by gargling soap and proceeding to give me head.

Served.

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At 7/13/08 08:30 PM, physco-pickle wrote: Its all true, British accents make me so horny. I would have probably fucked you as well.

But Australian accents are so much better.

I have a strong dutch accent, while I'm also australian and italian. I also have a bit of Irish and Scottish blood.

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Now that is multi-national.

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At 7/13/08 08:49 PM, toungeofshoe wrote:
At 7/13/08 08:30 PM, physco-pickle wrote:
I have a strong dutch accent, while I'm also australian and italian. I also have a bit of Irish and Scottish blood.

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I have a Hoosier accent...

Also, my girlfriend can pull off a perfect British accent...I've never loved any girl as much as I love her.

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He didn't say he could speak all those countries respective languages.

Don't knock it, it's good! Very good.


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At 7/13/08 08:34 PM, Burnzoid wrote:
At 7/13/08 08:30 PM, physco-pickle wrote: Its all true, British accents make me so horny. I would have probably fucked you as well.

But Australian accents are so much better.
Wanna swap naked pictures?

Yes, yes I do. You go first.

At 7/13/08 08:49 PM, toungeofshoe wrote:

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At 7/13/08 08:47 PM, cellardoor6 wrote:
And I have a 16 inch cock, which doubles as a blunt object for self-defense against the hordes of women who want to to touch it. Also it's made out of gold. And instead of washing it myself, I have an army of slave wenches that cleanse it by gargling soap and proceeding to give me head.

Cool story bro.

I did it for the lulz:

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At 7/13/08 08:57 PM, ironeagle233 wrote: damn you british accent guy

That's sort of racist towards British people. Also, "Crikey"?

That guy's a fake.

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I once went an entire school day speaking in a fake British accent.

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I agree with the Professor.
But what about welsh accents?

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At 7/13/08 09:15 PM, EvilJesus wrote: I agree with the Professor.
But what about welsh accents?

Processor.

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Chics dig my US accent.


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Hehe! I love being British.

Don't knock it, it's good! Very good.


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