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Swolfx

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Posted at: 7/13/08 05:52 AM

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History Lesson

Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe.

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Holy shit....

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Awesome ending.


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life sure is alot more interesting when you build up elaborate conspiracies, when in fact its coincidence.

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At 7/13/08 05:52 AM, Swolfx wrote

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe.

*Clap.*

HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT FIT IN THERE?!
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At 7/13/08 06:08 AM, Orange-Jews wrote: life sure is alot more interesting when you build up elaborate conspiracies, when in fact its coincidence.

That fucking many?

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Can someone give me some proof to these facts?


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At 7/13/08 06:12 AM, McJesus wrote: Can someone give me some proof to these facts?

The government is hiding it.

Probably wikipedia has some bullshit on it.

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If single one of those "fact" is wrong, I'll doubt that any of them are correct and John Wilkes Booth happened to be born in 1838 so go fuck your mother!

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At 7/13/08 06:16 AM, Catoblepas wrote: If single one of those "fact" is wrong, I'll doubt that any of them are correct and John Wilkes Booth happened to be born in 1838 so go fuck your mother!

Check again my fine fellow.

American History...Explain this!

HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT FIT IN THERE?!
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At 7/13/08 06:16 AM, Catoblepas wrote: If single one of those "fact" is wrong, I'll doubt that any of them are correct and John Wilkes Booth happened to be born in 1838 so go fuck your mother!

You're a fucking moron.

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Born May 10, 1839 Bel Air, Maryland, U.S.A.


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At 7/13/08 06:19 AM, HTID wrote:
At 7/13/08 06:16 AM, Catoblepas wrote: If single one of those "fact" is wrong, I'll doubt that any of them are correct and John Wilkes Booth happened to be born in 1838 so go fuck your mother!
You're a fucking moron.

John Wilkes Booth
Born May 10, 1839 Bel Air, Maryland, U.S.A.

I actually edited that article.

HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT FIT IN THERE?!
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Gewgle it.

Most likely some bullshit made up by a bored journalist.


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At 7/13/08 06:19 AM, HTID wrote:
At 7/13/08 06:16 AM, Catoblepas wrote: If single one of those "fact" is wrong, I'll doubt that any of them are correct and John Wilkes Booth happened to be born in 1838 so go fuck your mother!
You're a fucking moron.

John Wilkes Booth
Born May 10, 1839 Bel Air, Maryland, U.S.A.

Haha! Sorry fuckface.

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Old as the internet.

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it's goddamn coincedence...

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Its just a coincidence right....right... GUYS !!!

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At 7/13/08 06:22 AM, JohnnyWang wrote: Old as the internet.

The thread starter has just lost every ounce of my respect for him. God damn unoriginal bastard.

HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT FIT IN THERE?!
Kiddie-porn.
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At 7/13/08 06:22 AM, JohnnyWang wrote: i suck cock

Congrats!

wow people actually believed this!

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At 7/13/08 05:52 AM, Swolfx wrote: A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe.

He was inside a girl?

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There was a story, and now it's gone.
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At 7/13/08 06:26 AM, PsychoticMind wrote:
At 7/13/08 06:22 AM, JohnnyWang wrote: Old as the internet.
The thread starter has just lost every ounce of my respect for him. God damn unoriginal bastard.

Dude...im female!!!

Check out my tits!

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American History...Explain this!

"If you're a fat bastard. FINE! Be a fat bastard. If your an annorexic jackass with a thyroid problem. FINE! Be a twig!

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At 7/13/08 06:31 AM, Swolfx wrote:
At 7/13/08 06:26 AM, PsychoticMind wrote:
At 7/13/08 06:22 AM, JohnnyWang wrote: Old as the internet.
The thread starter has just lost every ounce of my respect for him. God damn unoriginal bastard.
Dude...im female!!!

Check out my tits!

asshole

THIS COMMENT HAS RELEVANCE TO THE SUBJECT AT HAND.

American History...Explain this!

PLACEBO ARE DEATH METAL.
There was a story, and now it's gone.
Yes we can make him fight, yes we can.

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At 7/13/08 06:22 AM, JohnnyWang wrote: Old as the internet.

I figured snopes would have something on this..


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A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe.

This is great. Anyone get this? Monroe slept with Kennedy. Also this is a nice little history lesson and the puntastic ending is just icing on the cake. Well played I enjoyed it.

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At 7/13/08 06:27 AM, Swolfx wrote:
At 7/13/08 06:22 AM, JohnnyWang wrote: i suck cock
Congrats!

Is that an offer?

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While we're on the subject of history lessons...

Did you know that America NEVER gained independence?

The USA and the government is an elaborate hoax designed to keep the American people docile while ruled from afar by their British superiors.

It must be true, because it's on the internet.

God I hate having to wear this piece of shit. >=(

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I've heard of all those similarity before, my told me them. Also there are similarities on the twenty dollar bill connecting to 9/11 if you fold it in a certain way. You can see the pentagon on fire, the twin towers on fire, and you can see "Osma" on the bill (as in Osma Binladen).

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Also you've just coped and pasted that of the Internet because the piece of paper my mum showed me said "have a teacher explain this if they can" and "heres the kicker" and they were all in the same order. All you've done is coped this of the Internet, so don't try to take credit for this.

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