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At 10/20/09 01:26 AM, Curlyboy8 wrote: Stop making fucking unfunny stories accompanied by pictures! This thread is dead. It's been said a million times. Let. It. Go.

Curlyboy, who is making "unfunny stories accompanied by pictures"? Also, provide some constructive criticism or well thought out points why this thread should be locked.

*Poke* *Poke* *Poke*
(Heavy) Waaaaaaaa! I WANNA BE PRESIDENT!

Pills for whoever gets the reference.

At 10/20/09 01:45 AM, killaboy69 wrote:
Fuck off fag u r gay!

how old are you again?

At 10/20/09 05:08 PM, majormario wrote: *Poke* *Poke* *Poke*
(Heavy) Waaaaaaaa! I WANNA BE PRESIDENT!

Pills for whoever gets the reference.

Family guy. The John Mccain experience.

Also. Eli vance will rape you in your sleep.

At 10/20/09 08:36 PM, Dema-The-Hedgehog wrote: Family guy. The John Mccain experience.

You sir, are correct! Here's your Pills! ...TAKE THE GOD DAMM PILLS AND RUN!

At 10/20/09 01:45 AM, killaboy69 wrote:

At 10/20/09 01:26 AM, Curlyboy8 wrote: Stop making fucking unfunny stories accompanied by pictures! This thread is dead. It's been said a million times. Let. It. Go.

Fuck off fag u r gay!

Dude, He's right. Keep your shitty half-assed story's to your blogs.

So I was walking in my schools hall today and saw this random guy come up to me and was like " I maged to go to KFC and get back to school before the bell, pretty sweet huh?" I was like " Yeah cool"

What should I have done Newgrounds.

Double Peelz for who gets the refrence.

Gah forgot pic :(

/r/ picture of heavy fighting tank.

At 10/20/09 01:26 AM, Curlyboy8 wrote: Stop making fucking unfunny stories accompanied by pictures! This thread is dead. It's been said a million times. Let. It. Go.

are you totally blind? once that passes about 50 pages is very difficult to leave it :P

OHHH SHIIIIIIIIIII

At 10/20/09 09:26 PM, majormario wrote:

At 10/20/09 08:36 PM, Dema-The-Hedgehog wrote: Family guy. The John Mccain experience.

You sir, are correct! Here's your Pills! ...TAKE THE GOD DAMM PILLS AND RUN!

louis's face is......is........PERFECTION

At 10/21/09 09:47 PM, Dema-The-Hedgehog wrote: OHHH SHIIIIIIIIIII

DUDE i din't know you could use the force!

AWESOME. The combine are having a kick ass rave!

At 10/19/09 03:21 AM, killaboy69 wrote:

At 10/18/09 11:49 PM, Dema-The-Hedgehog wrote: I am dema and this is my weapon. Its name is.....Satan's redemption.

Oh and ignore that annoying little error box. Fucking lua scripts.

Pstt... Your LUA got pretty fucked up... dont tell anyone its a secret.

It's not lua. Its a wire mod thing. But I fixed it.

Must make more GMod...

Weegee in his natural habitat doing many constructive activites!

When my brother gets off my laptop, I'll work on some awesome TF2 american football pictures.
I've got some of it lined out, too:
Linemen: Heavy
Wide Reciever: Scout
Tight End: Demoman

IT SHALL BE AWESOME.

At 10/23/09 02:59 PM, majormario wrote: Weegee in his natural habitat doing many constructive activites!

What's the yellow stuff, dude?

Okay, I have an idea. It could be horrible, or it could be hilarious, and almost Halolz.com worthy.I hope it doesn't sound too immature:

The foot of a bed is shown, next to a red wall. Shadows show the Heavy and the Scout's Mother in a compromising pose. And, the caption is: I am heavy weapons guy... And this is my weapon.

I hope that didn't sound immature. If you made the caption on the image, like a LOLcat, you could probably get it on Halolz.

Breaking news from Italy!

A giant crocodile thing has just assaulted the suburbs, and is now nom-ing on the special forces agents. More as the story develops.

After countless failed attempts at taking out the beast, now dubbed "Killer Croc", the monster has decided to flee to the downtown area, most likely because that's where every single giant creature goes. Ever.

Now out of the traffic, Killer Croc has been surrounded by the city's most elite agents. But not before he feasted on some hapless bystanders, which Croc claimed were "Quite exquisite"

Outnumbered and outgunned, the wounded animal retreats to a nearby office building to regain his strength and devour some workers.

The law enforcement has entered the building, ready to hunt down and kill Croc. Thankfully for the monstrosity, Killer Croc is trained in the way of the ninja, and the agents are no match for his sneaky skills of sneakiness.

Whoops, butterfingers.

Realizing the city is filled with big cry babies and people with guns, Croc decides to make a break for it and heads for the port. Although the cops have set up guards to make sure nobody gets out that way, Killer Croc uses his previously mentioned ninja skills to move silently and covertly past them.

Having snuck past the sentries, Killer Croc makes a dashing leap into the ocean, and swims back to his real home, where he takes up his old profession again.

That is, stalking the cp_well sewers.

1 more post until the 1000th post. It will be totally epic and shit.

At 10/23/09 02:59 PM, majormario wrote: Weegee in his natural habitat doing many constructive activites!

i just loled at that one :D

At 10/23/09 06:22 PM, Vladith wrote:

At 10/23/09 02:59 PM, majormario wrote: Weegee in his natural habitat doing many constructive activites!

What's the yellow stuff, dude?

Vortigaunt blood. That's the yellow stuff.

At 10/23/09 07:09 PM, the-dz wrote: 1 more post until the 1000th post. It will be totally epic and shit.

Lawl post deleted.

At 10/23/09 03:43 PM, ScorchedMoose wrote: When my brother gets off my laptop, I'll work on some awesome TF2 american football pictures.

????

gets off my laptop

>:(

my laptop

>:(

laptop

AAARRGGGG!

At 10/23/09 09:28 PM, majormario wrote:

At 10/23/09 06:22 PM, Vladith wrote:

At 10/23/09 02:59 PM, majormario wrote: Weegee in his natural habitat doing many constructive activites!

What's the yellow stuff, dude?

Vortigaunt blood. That's the yellow stuff.

Isnt it from the disemberment mod when you blow a body part off the body part spews out blood?

At 10/24/09 12:16 AM, Tehpivot wrote:

At 10/23/09 03:43 PM, ScorchedMoose wrote: When my brother gets off my laptop, I'll work on some awesome TF2 american football pictures.

????

gets off my laptop

>:(

my laptop

>:(

laptop

AAARRGGGG!

What? I have a laptop to and it runs garrys mod fine.

This happens when you wonder off through the dark

At 10/24/09 12:36 PM, Armslock wrote: This happens when you wonder off through the w

ell that not fun or good.

At 10/24/09 12:36 PM, Armslock wrote: This happens when you wonder off through the dark

Adjust brightness all I see is a fuckin black box

At 10/24/09 06:01 PM, killaboy69 wrote:

At 10/24/09 12:36 PM, Armslock wrote: This happens when you wonder off through the dark

Adjust brightness all I see is a fuckin black box

its a bad joke.