At 1/31/10 03:11 PM, explodingbunnies wrote:
Soldier : AND DONT YOU EVER CALL ME A CIVILIAN AGAIN, MAGGOTS!
EB : *walks into room* WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Soldier : Well, uh... i can explain!
EB : GO AHEAD, EXPLAIN.
Soldier : They called me a CIVILIAN!
EB : I DONT GIVE A FUCK THAT YOU KILLED THEM, WHAT IS THAT ON YOUR BACK?
Soldier : Its my update weapon! the Equalizer!
EB : NO. YOUR WRONG. THATS MY FUCKINGWIFE, JILL.
Soldier : No its not!
EB : Im giving you 5 seconds to give her back, or else.
Soldier : Or else what? MAGGOT!
EB : *charging noise*