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Posted at: 7/11/08 09:14 PM

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So there I was. We have a condo down Cape Cod and we have a bunch of friends who also have condos. We usually have parties with them and eat dinner and other things. So one group of families we hang out with while they are down there consists of a mom and dad and two teenage girls. My sister is friends with the girls and me my sister and them all hang out, watching movies, going downtown, etc.

So moving on....

So the last night we had to spend with them we were all on the couch watching a movie. I was sitting between the two girls and my sister left the condo to get something back at our condo. The lights were off and we all just watched the movie. I know nothing happened but I cracked a few jokes during the movie which they thought were pretty funny. So that just made me a little happier. I thought both girls were pretty attractive so I took that laugh as a compliment. Anyways the night ended and we all went home. The next morning we had to leave until we see them again in July. So I give the dad a handshake and give the mom a friendly hug.

Then I suddenly I get a hug from one of the daughters, not an affectionate hug. Oh no it was the horrendous "Cousin Hug". You know the cousin hug. It's when you hug a person yet you are about two feet apart so it looks like you are leaning over a table while hugging them. I felt pretty pissed off at the fact thinking am I just a "cute" brother figure (which I sadly am since we are two years apart). So that is my story...


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Posted at: 7/11/08 09:18 PM

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You're 15 and listen to Fozzy, what did you expect


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Posted at: 7/11/08 09:20 PM

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At 7/11/08 09:14 PM, TJoyal wrote:

The next morning we had to leave until we see them again in July. So I give the dad a handshake and give the mom a friendly hug.


Then I suddenly I get a hug from one of the daughters, not an affectionate hug. Oh no it was the horrendous "Cousin Hug". You know the cousin hug. It's when you hug a person yet you are about two feet apart so it looks like you are leaning over a table while hugging them. I felt pretty pissed off at the fact thinking am I just a "cute" brother figure (which I sadly am since we are two years apart). So that is my story...

Guess you shouldn't have cracked those lame jokes eh?

If you want them, then you should "suggest" to have sex while one of them are "alone"

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Posted at: 7/11/08 09:21 PM

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lulz, now that u described the cousin hug, i now know exactly wut u mean, i get those alot

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At 7/11/08 09:18 PM, OhThisGuy wrote: You're 15 and listen to Fozzy, what did you expect

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Posted at: 7/11/08 09:26 PM

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Ha. You should've been more forward with them. Like say, "Soo...i herd u like mudkips."

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Posted at: 7/11/08 09:27 PM

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Erotic fiction says you have to be watching porn and have her walk in on you. Then some stuff happens, I'm not too sure, and then you have sex with your cousin/best friend/clone of yourself. THE END.
but
THE. END.

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Posted at: 7/11/08 09:28 PM

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Can't you post this in your blog? I mean what's so interesting about a hug from your cousing...

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Posted at: 7/11/08 09:30 PM

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At 7/11/08 09:28 PM, TacoFreak wrote: Can't you post this in your blog? I mean what's so interesting about a hug from your cousing...

It wasn't his cousin. THAT'S THE BLOODY POINT!

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Posted at: 7/11/08 09:32 PM

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At 7/11/08 09:30 PM, g0m wrote:
At 7/11/08 09:28 PM, TacoFreak wrote: Can't you post this in your blog? I mean what's so interesting about a hug from your cousing...
It wasn't his cousin. THAT'S THE BLOODY POINT!

Whatever, a hug from a cousin or from a different girl is the same thing.

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Posted at: 7/11/08 09:36 PM

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At 7/11/08 09:32 PM, TacoFreak wrote:
At 7/11/08 09:30 PM, g0m wrote:
At 7/11/08 09:28 PM, TacoFreak wrote: Can't you post this in your blog? I mean what's so interesting about a hug from your cousing...
It wasn't his cousin. THAT'S THE BLOODY POINT!
Whatever, a hug from a cousin or from a different girl is the same thing.

Touche. Wait no that doesn't warrant a touche? What the hell?!

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Posted at: 7/11/08 09:44 PM

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i havent felt the touch of a female since i came out of my moms vagina


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At 7/11/08 09:44 PM, Tiago11103 wrote: i havent felt the touch of a female since i came out of my moms vagina

well you've been missing out the fun!


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Posted at: 7/11/08 10:32 PM

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I've never used this term before, but I can picture scenes of my friends in this same situation. It's pretty much the awkward hug that no one ever wants.


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Posted at: 7/11/08 10:50 PM

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Hey, you should be happy that you got a hug at all. Stop whining.

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Posted at: 7/11/08 10:59 PM

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That hug just sounds like the we're friends hug. I remember getting those in high-school I hated em. Eventually I took the initiative and would give certain girls a full on affectionate (damn she smells good) sometimes back-breaking hug. Oddly enough most girls are only momentarily put off by it then they tend to be considerably warmer towards you.

So I suppose you could say getting to the pink all starts with a hug.

least for me and I'm a very personable person so might not work for you......

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Posted at: 7/11/08 11:07 PM

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I'm a lot bigger than most girls where I'm from, so I get the choice of how close our hug is. I mean, if I wanna have a nice, close hug, that's what we're gonna have, none of this half-assed shit.

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Posted at: 7/11/08 11:09 PM

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At 7/11/08 09:14 PM, TJoyal wrote: I felt pretty pissed off at the fact thinking am I just a "cute" brother figure

The fuck? That's what you're supposed to be. Nothing more.

Incest, anyone?
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Posted at: 7/11/08 11:12 PM

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At 7/11/08 11:09 PM, DgsGaming wrote:
At 7/11/08 09:14 PM, TJoyal wrote: I felt pretty pissed off at the fact thinking am I just a "cute" brother figure
The fuck? That's what you're supposed to be. Nothing more.
Incest, anyone?

Scratch my reply.

Quick read through failed me. Sorry =(

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Posted at: 7/18/08 06:21 PM

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At 7/11/08 11:12 PM, DgsGaming wrote:
Quick read through failed me. Sorry =(

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Posted at: 7/18/08 06:49 PM

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haha pwned maybe you had a boner and they saw it? didn't want to touch it?

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LOL WADE SAID ASS!!

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Posted at: 7/18/08 06:55 PM

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You need to learn to always hint to girls you like that you are at least a bit sexually attracted or you'll be a "friend" for the rest of your pathetic sexless life.

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Posted at: 7/18/08 06:56 PM

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I've never heard that term, "cousin hug." Why cousin?

Anyway, maybe she just gave you that hug because her parents were right there. It would have probably felt a little uncomfortable for her to give you a real hug with them standing there watching.

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Posted at: 7/18/08 07:00 PM

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At 7/18/08 06:56 PM, ZagmenO wrote: Anyway, maybe she just gave you that hug because her parents were right there.

*Gives hug in front of mother*

Mom: You little slut! I raised you better then this!

Girl: All I was...

Mom: Did you at least use a condom!?

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Posted at: 7/18/08 07:03 PM

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Then I suddenly I get a hug from one of the daughters, not an affectionate hug. Oh no it was the horrendous "Cousin Hug". You know the cousin hug. It's when you hug a person yet you are about two feet apart so it looks like you are leaning over a table while hugging them. I felt pretty pissed off at the fact thinking am I just a "cute" brother figure (which I sadly am since we are two years apart). So that is my story...

Lmao, i cant believe you were disappointed, were you expecting to get laid?!?!? lol. you're fucked for life.

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She didn't feel that way story #5284854 saved in newgrounds records.

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At 7/18/08 07:03 PM, JoxskornerStudios01 wrote: She didn't feel that way story #5284854 saved in newgrounds records.

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lol, epic

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