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in your life?
or somewhere public??


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... Can't you fucking type it in on Google ...

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When I opened this thread

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At 7/11/08 09:07 PM, Warchamp7 wrote: When I opened this thread

olol classic response

I came in here specifically looking for that response.

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Searching on ask.com instead of google

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At 7/11/08 08:55 PM, kfc23456 wrote: in your life?
or somewhere public??

I sense lots of win in this thread :D

hmm... Well, there was this one time in 2nd grade when a new kid joined my class(Chinese school, not my regular school(Chinese school only lasts 2 hours, and all we do is learn Chinese :| I go to regular school too)) And she looked okay, so I hit on her. I occasionally hit on her whenever I got bored, and she fell in love with me, then, the next year, SHE GOT SO FUCKING FAT AND UGLY! I was like holy shit! So i stopped hitting on her, but it was no use, she thought ripping up my stuff and physically hitting me very hard with her fists and feet was a guaranteed way to a love life, she must've gotten that love advice from fucking hillbillies, I mean WTF! Later on in my life, my dad told me that sometimes, when girls physically abuse you, oddly enough, it's their way to show their love. But that's only when you're in elementary. And I was in elementary. When I heard those words, I was like holy fuck. I know that only applies to some girls, and some girls who try to attack me on a daily basis do look at me in class.. .blushing a little... :) Well anyways, she kept fucking up my life, and my hatred for her grew. One day, my friend got REALLY pissed off at her(She's not only fat and ugly now, she's also a wannabee bully.) and pusher her into a pile of boxes. She fell. I was so happy and glad that bitch got what she deserved, she tried to fight back, but my friend just kept pushing her back, his pushes were so hard, she got injured :o

Then, another year later, i started to throw stuff at her, call her fatty, my friend made up lots of fat jokes, and I got some pointers from him, and started to try to piss her off real bad. After a year of not looking at her, she had started to lose hope in me, and I tried to permanently end it, now, she took THIS as a way to amend. And I'm like: "OMG WTF IS WRONG WITH HER!" So I get stuck taking poundings(she's pretty strong... And I vowed to not hit girls back then, because I had some moral sense) for another year. So after ANOTHER year, I start to associate with her friends, trying to make her jealous, especially since I'm hitting on 1 of her friends( 1 of them are okay :P ). However, she's REALLY BAD at this love stuff, so she though mingling with her friends were another way to show "love". And when I flirt with her friends, she's usually behind them, so she thinks I'm looking at her, even though I'm talking to her friend -.-

So, I keep taking another pounding for a year, and I decided to just not try, and let it die out. And so, eventually, after suffering for 5 whole years, I'm finnaly free of that annoying twat.

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OH GOD DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE

I'd have to go with this one time, when I was around 10, and I was in school. We had been awarded an award for keeping our school clean to an award-worthy standard, and to offset the pride, some 10 year olds were asked to play music. Me included, of course. Now it wasn't the best music, at that time in my life I thought if I finished the song first I "won", and everyone was squeaking loads. But hey, thats what kids do, right? Right. About a week later, While at a neighbours house, I saw a picture taken of my then-class in the local newspaper. And I was picking my nose. GO ME!

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When I was four we had a family dinner with my grandma and he brothers and sisters. So my grandma has five sisters and one brother. So we get ready to leave and I hug every old lady there and by accident I hugged the old guy. i felt like a moron

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At 7/11/08 09:13 PM, rifledark1 wrote: A whole lot of stuff

Aw man... you win.

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At 7/11/08 09:20 PM, TJoyal wrote: When I was four we had a family dinner with my grandma and he brothers and sisters. So my grandma has five sisters and one brother. So we get ready to leave and I hug every old lady there and by accident I hugged the old guy. i felt like a moron

... I don't get how that's stupid.. What, so you kind of insulted him when you were supposed to be huging chicks with wrinkly skin and saggy tits?

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should be "stupidest", not "most stupid"

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Hmm.

Probably when I started painting someone elses picture in art class back when I was 10 thinking it was mine.

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One time when they were giving up a prize to some students and I thought they said my name (because we were all in the same art workshop) so I got up in the podium and everyone ws like "wtf? what are you doing here?"

And the teachers had to disimulate because there were parents in the place so I got a prize :D

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when i was being chased by my older brother and ran straight into a very tough glass screen door


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demon shut the fuck up nobody cares about how you had your cousin play with your balls.... seriously.... you deserve to get your ass kicked

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When I was sprinting and talking to my friend at school, and I slammed into a pole.

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At 7/12/08 02:31 AM, zackyboy2 wrote: When I was sprinting and talking to my friend at school, and I slammed into a pole.

I had a similar thing happen to me, only instead of hitting a pole, I fell into a DEEP puddle of water (knee-deep). My friend saw it first and grabbed me, but instead of that stopping me, I pulled her in with me. I laughed. She was pissed.

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I had a similar thing happen to me, only instead of hitting a pole, I fell into a DEEP puddle of water (knee-deep). My friend saw it first and grabbed me, but instead of that stopping me, I pulled her in with me. I laughed. She was pissed.

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At 7/11/08 10:06 PM, runpoochrun wrote: should be "stupidest", not "most stupid"

stupid bitch

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Year 7 PE.
We were doing high jump, and since I wasn't very good at it, I thought i'd have an epic runup/landing.
Anyway, I rolled off the big mat cushion thing and into dog shit.

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When I couldn't for the longest time figure out what 4 times 6 was.

It got to the point where I had to pull out my calculator to figure it out.

And I'm in high school.

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I rode my bike with my eyes closed when I was 5. I smacked my face against a tree limb. My eyes were black and blue for weeks.


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When I decided to get my first account here, I don't regret it, I just thought it was kind of stupid.

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Farted infront of the class xD

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