Forum Topic: french cuisine sucks.

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DarkSytze

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Posted at: 7/10/08 08:54 PM

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when was the last time when somebody asked you ''let's go eat french!'' i know i haven't been answered that question yet, or will ever hear that question. the french has a menu that's so pitiful you just want to bring your own grub out of spite because the food sucks so bad. it wouldn't have sucked so much if they didn't include bread and nineteen sorts of cheese in every menu. i once ate soup in a french restaurant, and it had a pathetic bowl of watered down shit (it wasn't really shit, but the density and texture sure fools me) and for the rest (give or take 50%) was made out of bread and cheese. i'm not paying for your disgusting sour bread or disgusting [sic] molding slices of curdled milk.

what's up with people referring fries to ''french fries''? the origin of ''french fries'' aren't even french, they actually got made by some limpdick out brussel who didn't knew how to patent stuff. oh, look how those pompous bread-wielding twats go around claiming they're praised country of the french fries. frauds.

every assumption made to french people is 100% true! snobs? you can't argue french people being snobs, can you? just look at them. they're pathetic. miserable fucking cunts.

just.. look at this guy. he double dog dares us to kick his lousy artistic ass. grrr.

french cuisine sucks.


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Posted at: 7/10/08 09:01 PM

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Dude I was in Marseille for like 2 weeks the food was absolutly terrible.


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At 7/10/08 09:01 PM, Callojero777 wrote: Dude I was in Marseille for like 2 weeks the food was absolutly terrible.

fucking spare me, i wrote the fucking topic.


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Posted at: 7/10/08 09:08 PM

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French food is like any other food but with too much garlic.

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...the onion soup is good...

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Posted at: 7/10/08 09:12 PM

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They have excellent desserts.

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French kissing is pretty good...

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DarkSytze

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Posted at: 7/10/08 09:23 PM

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At 7/10/08 09:12 PM, Carmilla wrote: They have excellent desserts.

so does every other country in the world, except the french just poor in more sugar, fat and butter onto everything. nothing is authentic, they just take some primitive desert, overload if with butter, and drop in a baguette and call it even.

know the image of waffles with syrup erupting from the ridges? and with a nice, clean spoon of butter on top? that image is french.


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Posted at: 7/10/08 09:48 PM

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Your ignorance about the French is absolutely typical and hilarious.

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