Forum Topic: Jesus fucking christ cat in heat

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Fucker's right outside my window and won't stop screeching, fucking slut

How do I get it to go away, at least, be a cum dumpster somewhere else, i can't think with all the noise.


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Throw something

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At 7/10/08 07:56 PM, Mad-Mardigan wrote: Throw the cat out the window.

Fixed it for you.


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Get a spray bottle and spray the shit outta that thing.


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Well... give it what it wants? Throw your cat out?

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At 7/10/08 07:57 PM, Snake-Plisken wrote: Well... give it what it wants? Throw your cat out?

I'm not a cat pimp faggot, I don't want to hurt it and it's not mine


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fuck it

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Try living with a cat that goes in heat all the time, 24 hour screeching.

Get a hose and spray it away.

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Tape it's mouth shut.

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At 7/10/08 07:58 PM, DragonsGrief wrote:
At 7/10/08 07:57 PM, Snake-Plisken wrote: Well... give it what it wants? Throw your cat out?
I'm not a cat pimp faggot, I don't want to hurt it and it's not mine

soo.. throw yours?

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At 7/10/08 07:56 PM, The-Hitman wrote:
At 7/10/08 07:56 PM, Mad-Mardigan wrote: Throw the cat out the window.
Fixed it for you.

It's already outside the window dipshit.


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At 7/10/08 07:55 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: How do I get it to go away, at least, be a cum dumpster somewhere else, i can't think with all the noise.

You should try raping it until it screeches louder, then it's voice will be damaged.

Just fucking click it.
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At 7/10/08 07:59 PM, RedCoin wrote: Tape it's mouth shut.

Well that was a mistake

Jesus fucking christ cat in heat


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honest response

Use a pencil to fuck it... it works.

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At 7/10/08 08:01 PM, Mendou wrote:
At 7/10/08 07:56 PM, The-Hitman wrote:
At 7/10/08 07:56 PM, Mad-Mardigan wrote: Throw the cat out the window.
Fixed it for you.
It's already outside the window dipshit.

Oh golly, my mistake.

You cockmonger.

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At 7/10/08 07:58 PM, DragonsGrief wrote:
At 7/10/08 07:57 PM, Snake-Plisken wrote: Well... give it what it wants? Throw your cat out?
I'm not a cat pimp faggot, I don't want to hurt it and it's not mine

Did I say hurt it fucktard?

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At 7/10/08 08:01 PM, DragonsGrief wrote:
At 7/10/08 07:59 PM, RedCoin wrote: Tape it's mouth shut.
Well that was a mistake

Jesus fuck argh dude link to that image dont post the bastard thing!


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UGh, that is the most disgusting noise. I feel for you. That sucks.

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At 7/10/08 08:01 PM, DragonsGrief wrote:
At 7/10/08 07:59 PM, RedCoin wrote: Tape it's mouth shut.
Well that was a mistake

Oh shit..

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But yea, just open your window and yell at it.


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Hold a pencil in your right hand with your thumb and index finger, point eraser end at cat, the rest will come to you naturally, and that cat won't be back for atleast 6 hours, but next time she will want MORE, so just keep incresing the size of the object untill you work your way up to something fatal and your problem is solved.

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Throw some water on it.

Very harmless approach, and it should do the trick.

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At 7/10/08 08:14 PM, DgsGaming wrote: MURDER IT, BURN IT, TORTURE IT, KILL IT, KILL IT!!!!

Fixed for you.


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Lay some feed out on someone else's property and lure it over to it.

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Print out a studly cat penis and throw it into the neighbor's yard.


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i dont get it, is it a stray cat, after your cat? or is it your cat thats outside?

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At 7/10/08 08:01 PM, DragonsGrief wrote:
At 7/10/08 07:59 PM, RedCoin wrote: Tape it's mouth shut.
Well that was a mistake

You were using your feet to tape it's mouth shut??

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Invite it in, and have a whole bunch of fun. Stack stuff on top of each other, and don't listen to the goldfish. Oh, you'll have great fun. But make sure you clean up before your parents get home, or you'll be screwed. Ah, but that's okay, the cat will help clean up. Then you'll never see him again. And that should do it.

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I think the best idea is to shoot it with an airsoft gun. It wont come back for awhile if you do that.

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