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I seen TWO in my room last night, just above my bed when I was getting ready to go to sleep.
I think I've killed about seven in the last week or so. This one was the last straw though, it looked like a little black widow with it's skeletal legs and big black ass. I doubt it was one, but I hate it none the less.

Probably didn't help that I had a nightmare about it the night before. It felt like they were crawling all over me. So I slept on the couch upstairs for the night. It wasn't so bad considering it's a big couch, the window was open so I have a nice breeze, and there was a lightning storm in the distance. I was sore when I woke up though, the couch is curved, so there aren't many sleeping positions that you can have.

Anybody know how to get rid of spiders or at least repel them?
I'm going to clean out my room and wash my sheets. I don't really take food down there, but I'm hoping I can at least make it a little less habitable for the creepy buggers.

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Hmm... My pussy sense is tingling.

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i dislike spiders

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The average person eats about 7 spiders in their sleep.

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Don't worry about the spiders, and cook me some waffles.

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I'm sure there is some sort or repellent you can buy at some shops or something i know of nothing with can be down with home made materials seeing as i've never had a problem with spiders.

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At 7/10/08 04:23 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Anybody know how to get rid of spiders or at least repel them?

Hedge balls. They keep them away.

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At 7/10/08 04:32 PM, EvilJesus wrote: I'm sure there is some sort or repellent you can buy at some shops or something i know of nothing with can be down with home made materials seeing as i've never had a problem with spiders.

It's made from natural chestnut extracts and clover leaf oil, apparently. I have a bottle, and it's effect is questionable. I do believe it works for about three days, but the label claims it works for two weeks.

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At 7/10/08 04:24 PM, Adio-Element wrote: Hmm... My pussy sense is tingling.

Well if they weren't so god damn creepy, I wouldn't be such a pussy.

At 7/10/08 04:24 PM, Scaren1010 wrote: i dislike spiders

Wolf spiders are the worst.

At 7/10/08 04:27 PM, PikaRobo wrote: The average person eats about 7 spiders in their sleep.

As long as the spiders don't eat me, I'm fine with it.

At 7/10/08 04:29 PM, agustana wrote: Don't worry about the spiders, and cook me some waffles.

Maybe if you make me some waffles, I'll be able to focus on other things.

At 7/10/08 04:32 PM, EvilJesus wrote: I'm sure there is some sort or repellent you can buy at some shops or something i know of nothing with can be down with home made materials seeing as i've never had a problem with spiders.

Yeah, I'm googling as we speak, I was thinking maybe mothballs, even though they're toxic.

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At 7/10/08 04:27 PM, PikaRobo wrote: The average person eats about 7 spiders in their sleep.

I've heard that before but I could never figure out if thats each night, each week, all their life, etc, etc.

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You shouln't be scared of spiders...just Nazis!

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pfft, you twat

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Hey if you are scared of spiders and bugs so much get one of those bed nets.


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Actually, my house is kind of infested, just not with spiders. I don't really mind the ants, they don't usually bother me, but theres more than just ants.

Anyway, just try and kill them while their inside their homes. When an area has no light on for a moment in the night, their probably going to be in most visible areas of the room. That's when you want to kill them.

If you want to kill them while they're inside their homes, just grab some repellent and spray it inside where you think they live, for example, I hate those damn roaches, and they live in cracks(Usually between the wall and the floor), so you could spray it inside the cracks where they live, so they become hobo-spiders, lol. And you kill the spiders who are originally in their homes! :)


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If you can tolerate cigarettes, just about any animal (except humans) doesn't like the scent of smoke. Spiders however are nature's pest killers, and even if they ARE creepy on occasion, it's either poison, or a very hungry & curious dog/cat.

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ask them to leave nicely.

people are like slinkys, they serve no purpose, yet it still amuses you to push them down the stairs.

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hahahahahaha take a bite of this one

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you racist, big black ass. Like really saying big black ass thats racist.

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At 7/10/08 04:35 PM, Prinzy2 wrote:
At 7/10/08 04:29 PM, agustana wrote: Don't worry about the spiders, and cook me some waffles.
Maybe if you make me some waffles, I'll be able to focus on other things.

Nope, I'm afraid she has used your spider phobia as an opportunity to seize control, thus making you her bitch.

Now, run along and make me and agustana some waffles. ;)

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At 7/10/08 04:23 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: I seen TWO in my room last night, just above my bed when I was getting ready to go to sleep.
I think I've killed about seven in the last week or so. This one was the last straw though, it looked like a little black widow with it's skeletal legs and big black ass I doubt it was one, but I hate it none the less.

Probably didn't help that I had a nightmare about it the night before. It felt like they were crawling all over me. So I slept on the couch upstairs for the night. It wasn't so bad considering it's a big couch, the window was open so I have a nice breeze, and there was a lightning storm in the distance. I was sore when I woke up though, the couch is curved, so there aren't many sleeping positions that you can have.

Hehehehe, anyways, I hate spiders too, but I'm not really scared of em unless it's poisonous. One time a spider walked on top of my monitor while I was masturbating and it sat on the place where the girls pussy was in the pic hahaha.

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clean your room to make it spider clean


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At 7/10/08 04:55 PM, LiquidSapphire wrote:
Hehehehe, anyways, I hate spiders too, but I'm not really scared of em unless it's poisonous. One time a spider walked on top of my monitor while I was masturbating and it sat on the place where the girls pussy was in the pic hahaha.

That was

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Fact #1: Never more than 8ft away from a spider

Fact#2: You swallow (on average) 5 spiders a year whilst sleeping (Like, spiders atleast as big as a fingernail, not a microscopic one)

The more you know!

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Why the hell does Margera have to be affraid of hell from snakes but he has no fear towards spiders? It's the comeplete oposite forme, because frankly I like snakes.

I Hate Spiders.


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At 7/10/08 04:23 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: I think I've killed about seven in the last week or so.

Sounds like you need to call Orkin

it looked like a little black widow with it's skeletal legs and big black ass. I doubt it was one

haha, big black ass.

Anyways, there actually are Black Widows at my house, we are getting new shutters and there was one and about 3 eggs, I was really concerned but my Mom and Brother could seem to care less. We killed them, I just hope there aren't any more in the other shutters.

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i roundhouse kicked a cricket of my wall once. then i tried to pull a matrix wall run and i fell on a spider.

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And you're a man?

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They're alright.

I Hate Spiders.

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At 7/10/08 04:34 PM, DgsGaming wrote:
At 7/10/08 04:23 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Anybody know how to get rid of spiders or at least repel them?
Hedge balls. They keep them away.

Same thing as mothballs?

At 7/10/08 04:35 PM, Pick-Axe wrote:
At 7/10/08 04:32 PM, EvilJesus wrote: I'm sure there is some sort or repellent you can buy at some shops or something i know of nothing with can be down with home made materials seeing as i've never had a problem with spiders.
It's made from natural chestnut extracts and clover leaf oil, apparently. I have a bottle, and it's effect is questionable. I do believe it works for about three days, but the label claims it works for two weeks.

Worth a shot at least, Maybe I can soak up a tissue put it in corners or something.

At 7/10/08 04:35 PM, smc316 wrote:
At 7/10/08 04:27 PM, PikaRobo wrote: The average person eats about 7 spiders in their sleep.
I've heard that before but I could never figure out if thats each night, each week, all their life, etc, etc.

I think per year.

At 7/10/08 04:36 PM, muffinman9 wrote: You shouln't be scared of spiders...just Nazis!

Nazis don't bite me though.

At 7/10/08 04:37 PM, Crusher117 wrote: pfft, you twat

Happy 1000th post lmao.

At 7/10/08 04:39 PM, Deadchick wrote: Hey if you are scared of spiders and bugs so much get one of those bed nets.

Sounds like a pain in the ass. I'm all about chemical warfare.

At 7/10/08 04:39 PM, killslasher wrote: Actually, my house is kind of infested, just not with spiders. I don't really mind the ants, they don't usually bother me, but theres more than just ants.

I have ants too, and moths. Probably why the spiders are there I'm thinking. ;P

Anyway, just try and kill them while their inside their homes. When an area has no light on for a moment in the night, their probably going to be in most visible areas of the room. That's when you want to kill them.

there homes are outside and in the electrical panel, so it makes squishing a little tough.

If you want to kill them while they're inside their homes, just grab some repellent and spray it inside where you think they live, for example, I hate those damn roaches, and they live in cracks(Usually between the wall and the floor), so you could spray it inside the cracks where they live, so they become hobo-spiders, lol. And you kill the spiders who are originally in their homes! :)

I plan to hose down my room in the stuff. Also, I don't want hobo-spiders, they're ugly and you get sent to the hospital if you get bitten by hobos. :P

At 7/10/08 04:42 PM, Phantom wrote: If you can tolerate cigarettes, just about any animal (except humans) doesn't like the scent of smoke. Spiders however are nature's pest killers, and even if they ARE creepy on occasion, it's either poison, or a very hungry & curious dog/cat.

Not a fan of cigarettes, cigars yes, but nobody like the smell of smoke in my house either. I wish I had a cat or dog to protect me. :(

At 7/10/08 04:44 PM, Arimeister wrote: ask them to leave nicely.

Sorry, I already initiated a Jihad on spiders.

At 7/10/08 04:49 PM, SymbolCymbal wrote: hahahahahaha take a bite of this one

You call that a spider?

See pic below.
At 7/10/08 04:51 PM, DrugMan3 wrote: you racist, big black ass. Like really saying big black ass thats racist.

You're right, it's a big African-American colored ass. Happy?

At 7/10/08 04:53 PM, Black-Ops wrote: Nope, I'm afraid she has used your spider phobia as an opportunity to seize control, thus making you her bitch.

HA!, she's my bitch, I'd lock her and the spider in the kitchen.

Now, run along and make me and agustana some waffles. ;)

I'll make you waffle all right. ;P

At 7/10/08 04:55 PM, LiquidSapphire wrote: Hehehehe, anyways, I hate spiders too, but I'm not really scared of em unless it's poisonous. One time a spider walked on top of my monitor while I was masturbating and it sat on the place where the girls pussy was in the pic hahaha.

Lol, yea that happened to me once. Poor guy drowned. :P

At 7/10/08 04:56 PM, asdfghk wrote: clean your room to make it spider clean

I'm working on it. ;)

At 7/10/08 05:01 PM, Armerad wrote: Fact #1: Never more than 8ft away from a spider

Fact#2: You swallow (on average) 5 spiders a year whilst sleeping (Like, spiders atleast as big as a fingernail, not a microscopic one)

The more you know!

Yeah I knew all that, I just don't like the sight of the ugly fuckers. They also taste like chicken.

At 7/10/08 05:03 PM, Unkle-Krakerz wrote: Why the hell does Margera have to be affraid of hell from snakes but he has no fear towards spiders? It's the comeplete oposite forme, because frankly I like snakes.

Yeah, they're sleek and elegant, unlike spiders. YUCK!

At 7/10/08 05:05 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: Anyways, there actually are Black Widows at my house, we are getting new shutters and there was one and about 3 eggs, I was really concerned but my Mom and Brother could seem to care less. We killed them, I just hope there aren't any more in the other shutters.

Yeah, there are some in Alberta too, but I seriously doubt it was a black widow, I never checked though o_o. Anyways, there are people who farm widows for fun and they're still alive, I don't think they're deadly to adults. Maybe you need some repellent too lol.

At 7/10/08 05:06 PM, tweekee wrote: i roundhouse kicked a cricket of my wall once. then i tried to pull a matrix wall run and i fell on a spider.

Kool.

At 7/10/08 05:07 PM, Nikenick wrote: And you're a man?

Sort of. I like to try on womens clothing from time to time, and lately I've been wondering what it would be like to have a child growing inside of me.

At 7/10/08 05:12 PM, Jack wrote: They're alright.

When they're dead.

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FUCK ME!! I for got the pic.

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