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Posted at: 7/10/08 03:25 PM

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Some dude forum Ohio had sex with a picnic table. Here's the link.

http://www.nbc10.com/news/15734256/detai l.html

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Posted at: 7/10/08 03:26 PM

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old news buddy.

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Posted at: 7/10/08 03:27 PM

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O_o

That guy sure is lonely...if you know what I mean...

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Us Ohioans are the shit.

Don't even mess around.

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You name an inanimate object and I'll give you a news link about someone having sex with it.

I was not sober during the making of this post.


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Say wut nikka

Man Has Sex With A Picnic Table

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At 7/10/08 03:27 PM, agustana wrote: Us Ohioans are the shit.

Don't even mess around.

Yeah, fucking picnic tables is totally bad ass.

PM me if you want to see a surprise.

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wow, flashback

forgive me if my sig is wrong

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Ouch splinters

I had an idea of what to put here, but then my light bulb got sniped.

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Ok. How about a stop sign?

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At 7/10/08 03:28 PM, Leo625 wrote: You name an inanimate object and I'll give you a news link about someone having sex with it.

a blender

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

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At 7/10/08 03:31 PM, ArmorAll wrote:
At 7/10/08 03:28 PM, Leo625 wrote: You name an inanimate object and I'll give you a news link about someone having sex with it.
a blender

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

Ouch...

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At 7/10/08 03:30 PM, Warpig127 wrote: Ok. How about a stop sign?

Alright http://jalopnik.com/cars/stop-means-stop /south-dakota-man-arrested-for-sex-with-
street-signs-285080.php

I was not sober during the making of this post.


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A true winner.

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At 7/10/08 03:29 PM, SlipperyMooseCakes wrote: Say wut nikka

Shopped...

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At 7/10/08 03:28 PM, Leo625 wrote: You name an inanimate object and I'll give you a news link about someone having sex with it.

onion!

awesome photoshop thread!

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Also, someone Married the Berlin wall.

and cheated on it shortly after.
With a Fence.
A FENCE.
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Extremely old news.

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Well picnic tables are getting some action too!

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At 7/10/08 03:33 PM, Leo625 wrote:
At 7/10/08 03:30 PM, Warpig127 wrote: Ok. How about a stop sign?
Alright http://jalopnik.com/cars/stop-means-stop /south-dakota-man-arrested-for-sex-with-
street-signs-285080.php

Jesus Christ.

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At 7/10/08 03:29 PM, JNeuray wrote:
At 7/10/08 03:27 PM, agustana wrote:
Yeah, fucking picnic tables is totally bad ass.

You know it, bitch. I fuck picnic tables all the time, and they tell me to call them. But guess what? I don't. Because I'm too badass.

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OLD NEWS IS OLD!

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At 7/10/08 03:34 PM, Kalibur wrote:
At 7/10/08 03:29 PM, JNeuray wrote:
At 7/10/08 03:27 PM, agustana wrote:
Yeah, fucking picnic tables is totally bad ass.
You know it, bitch. I fuck picnic tables all the time, and they tell me to call them. But guess what? I don't. Because I'm too badass.

Yeah man, that's the way you guys roll in da hood in Ohio.

PM me if you want to see a surprise.

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Imagine if it was winter. His dick might have gotten stuck after it cummed.
Serves the bastard right.

There is a 86.65 chance that the poster below me is a liar.


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he must get all the girls

guy gets head blown up
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never ending thread

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At 7/10/08 03:36 PM, JNeuray wrote:
At 7/10/08 03:34 PM, Kalibur wrote:
At 7/10/08 03:29 PM, JNeuray wrote:
At 7/10/08 03:27 PM, agustana wrote:
Yeah, fucking picnic tables is totally bad ass.
You know it, bitch. I fuck picnic tables all the time, and they tell me to call them. But guess what? I don't. Because I'm too badass.
Yeah man, that's the way you guys roll in da hood in Ohio.

Wait, there are no hoods in Ohio. Why?

Because Ohio doesn't have a single shithole such as Houston, LA or the burroughs of NYC.

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Where did he stick hi-

nevermind.

well, like, you couldn't, like, find it because, like, you're dumb, god
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At 7/10/08 03:30 PM, Scaren1010 wrote: Ouch splinters

The picnic table was made of metal, read the damn story! ... Jesus!

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At 7/10/08 03:38 PM, MercatorMap wrote: Wait, there are no hoods in Ohio. Why?

Because Ohio doesn't have a single shithole such as Houston, LA or the burroughs of NYC.

But they've got some badass table fuckers.

PM me if you want to see a surprise.

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But they've got some badass table fuckers.

We should have Picnic Table Porn!!!

Sense of humor required...

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