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i wish i could choose what age i can be at and change whenever i wish

At 7/21/04 09:43 PM, DarkDevilX wrote:

i wish i could choose what age i can be at and change whenever i wish

you can but you can only choose to be 10 or under (hahaha no porn for you)

I wish I had a credit card.

Fuck you fuckers.

At 7/21/04 09:49 PM, IvanVackinof wrote: Fuck you fuckers.

you get to fuck us fuckers but we all have aids.

i wish for a free lifetime membership to brownlove.com for everyone.

At 7/21/04 09:57 PM, jshmoe wrote: i wish for a free lifetime membership to brownlove.com for everyone.

everybody has one...except for you.

I wish I could sleep at night.

At 7/21/04 10:01 PM, KefkasPeon wrote:

At 7/21/04 09:57 PM, jshmoe wrote:

I wish I could sleep at night.

In exchange for my arm.

I wish I was a genius.

At 7/21/04 10:04 PM, Crazy_Drugged_Man wrote:

At 7/21/04 09:57 PM, jshmoe wrote:

I wish I was a genius.

you are but the Rainman kind

At 7/21/04 10:12 PM, jshmoe wrote:

At 7/21/04 10:04 PM, Crazy_Drugged_Man wrote:

At 7/21/04 09:57 PM, jshmoe wrote:

I wish I was a genius.

you are but the Rainman kind

You didn't make a wish... so the default wish of "a slow and painful suicide" is granted for you.

I wish I was a greek God

At 10/27/03 05:02 AM, Spike_J_Wolfwood wrote: I wish for a pet midget.

You have your pet midget but get takin away because Slaves are free in America. ;)

I wish for.... a million dollars

At 7/22/04 12:45 PM, DumBunny wrote:

At 10/27/03 05:02 AM, Spike_J_Wolfwood wrote: I wish for a pet midget.

You have your pet midget but get takin away because Slaves are free in America. ;)

I wish for.... a million dollars

very original! :P you get a million dollars but then you get sued and lose it plus the rest of you money and go poor where you make a living by sucking balls for crack! :)

I wish I had all the video games I wanted.

Wish: I wish I didn't have such a huge dick

Answer: Does the word chainsaw say anything 2 u?

At 7/22/04 12:45 PM, DumBunny wrote: I wish for.... a million dollars

You can have your Million dollars... But you must lose an arm for it.

I wish for acclaim.

You can have you acclaim.....but you will have you dick cut off for it

i wish i had a pimped out car

At 7/22/04 12:50 PM, 6MIBRID6ANGEL6 wrote: You can have you acclaim.....but you will have you dick cut off for it

i wish i had a pimped out car

DICK CUT OFF :) Asnwer all my prayers :)! Thanks for the tip dude :)

I wish for acclaim then!

At 7/22/04 12:50 PM, 6MIBRID6ANGEL6 wrote: You can have you acclaim.....but you will have you dick cut off for it

i wish i had a pimped out car

You will have a pimped out car but there will be a fat, gapped toothed whore in back seat with crabs and bad breath

I wish I were wealthy

At 7/22/04 01:03 PM, Dark_Serpent wrote:

At 7/22/04 12:50 PM, 6MIBRID6ANGEL6 wrote: You can have you acclaim.....but you will have you dick cut off for it

i wish i had a pimped out car

You will have a pimped out car but there will be a fat, gapped toothed whore in back seat with crabs and bad breath

I wish I were wealthy

You are but inorder to be healty you must give up your arms, legs, torso, and just be a head.

I wish I had alot of video games I like.

At 7/22/04 01:12 PM, -Towelie- wrote: I wish I had alot of video games I like.

You ahve them all but then you are sucked into a game of pingpong were you are the ball.

I wish to not have my wishes to go wrong on me.

At 7/22/04 01:20 PM, mexxa wrote:

At 7/22/04 01:12 PM, -Towelie- wrote: I wish I had alot of video games I like.

You ahve them all but then you are sucked into a game of pingpong were you are the ball.

I wish to not have my wishes to go wrong on me.

they won't instead they go wrong for anyone els, so everyone in the world explodes, leaving you alone..

i wish that Piconjo died..

piconjo died but then his gost came and shuved fireworks up your ass every night.

I wish for the perfect wish.

At 7/22/04 01:24 PM, mexxa wrote: piconjo died but then his gost came and shuved fireworks up your ass every night.

I wish for the perfect wish.

but you get aids

I wish for the chance to be the highlander...THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

At 7/22/04 01:24 PM, mexxa wrote: piconjo died but then his gost came and shuved fireworks up your ass every night.

I wish for the perfect wish.

Oddly enough, the perfect wish is getting screwed up the ass by Michael Jackson and then his sister Janet's 12"dildo!
(No, I'm not in a good mood before you ask!)

I wish Bill Hicks was alive!

I wish Bill Hicks was alive!

but then you have to have sex with him and 3 of your cousins tomorrow night.....

i wish i were 3 inches taller

At 7/22/04 01:32 PM, lynnie_mcp wrote:

I wish Bill Hicks was alive!

*looks up who the hell Bill Hicks is*
well it looks like there are quite a few of them, soooo how about all the Bill Hicks that have ever died, and all those that you didn't want resurrected, shall kill your family :D

I wish Michael Jackson didn't make himself white :o

At 7/22/04 01:35 PM, Hellbilly wrote: i wish i were 3 inches taller

you grow a three inch penis on your head.

i wish everyone died but me.

At 7/22/04 01:41 PM, jshmoe wrote:

At 7/22/04 01:35 PM, Hellbilly wrote: i wish i were 3 inches taller

you grow a three inch penis on your head.

i wish everyone died but me.

you wont die, but your penor will be to small to jack off

i wish i could play the guitar like hendrix

At 7/22/04 01:41 PM, jshmoe wrote:

At 7/22/04 01:35 PM, Hellbilly wrote: i wish i were 3 inches taller

you grow a three inch penis on your head.

i wish everyone died but me.

Every-one died but you were tortured for all eternity by the matrix and you were forced to have vertual reality sex with a wort for the rest of eternity as you lived forever. MUHAHAHAHAH

i wish i was the devil.

I wish I had a three inch penis on my head

At 7/22/04 01:43 PM, SenorFrog wrote:

i wish i could play the guitar like hendrix

oh you will, but not jimmi
http://www.terrihendrix.com/
HER :O

I wish that a Senora Frog existed

At 7/22/04 01:46 PM, BonusStageCompleted wrote:

At 7/22/04 01:43 PM, SenorFrog wrote:

i wish i could play the guitar like hendrix

oh you will, but not jimmi
http://www.terrihendrix.com/
HER :O

no!!!!!!!!!!!