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At 10/27/03 05:03 AM, Feelfree wrote:
You will have a pet midget, but you will become one aswell.

I wish for mindreading powers.

You get them but you can never turn them off and you go insane.

I wish for one of those mobile suits in Evangelion.

you get one, but you are too weedy to work it and someone kills you..

I wish this topic would die.

At 10/27/03 05:06 AM, Spike_J_Wolfwood wrote:
I wish for one of those mobile suits in Evangelion.

You will get one, but as soon as you get in, it'll explode.

At 10/27/03 05:19 AM, LegomanClock wrote:

At 10/27/03 05:08 AM, boredashell wrote: I wish this topic would die.

The topic will eventually die, but the BBS will be extremely borring.

I wish for a full spectrum lightbulb.

you will, but it will be powered by the fact no woman will ever fuck you.

I wish I had a helicopter.

At 10/27/03 05:40 AM, stafffighter wrote:
I wish I had a helicopter.

You will have one, but you can't take any flying lessons, and hey forgot the manual.

I wish every other topic except for this one to die *grin*

At 10/27/03 05:54 AM, Feelfree wrote:

I wish every other topic except for this one to die *grin*

They will but then your head will explode due to lack of stimulation.

I wish Rangers won the Champions League.

At 10/27/03 06:02 AM, Slightly_Crazy_Dude wrote:
I wish Rangers won the Champions League.

They will, but all their good players will be sold and they will never play good footy again.

I wish my head would explode by lack of stimulation. roflmao.

At 10/27/03 06:10 AM, Feelfree wrote:

I wish my head would explode by lack of stimulation. roflmao.

It will but through genetic enhancement you will be cloned for a life of slavery.

I wish NG gave me a high paying job for little work.

At 10/27/03 06:15 AM, Slightly_Crazy_Dude wrote:
I wish NG gave me a high paying job for little work.

They will, but it'll be as a camgirl.

I wish I didn't have a headache.

At 10/27/03 06:12 PM, benu wrote: I wish I didn't have a headache.

You won't have a headavhe, but your head will sprout a penis.

I wish I was a rock star! (yeah)

At 10/27/03 06:15 PM, Earfetish wrote: I wish I was a rock star! (yeah)

You will be Geddy Lee.

I wish I had a trillion dollars.

At 10/27/03 07:43 PM, Radam wrote: I wish I had a trillion dollars.

You will lose it all in a violent mugging.

I wish I was King.

you'll fall over in your throne and crack your head open.

i wish i was home.

At 10/27/03 08:39 PM, disingenuous wrote: you'll fall over in your throne and crack your head open.

i wish i was home.

you are home but, ur home's a wet cardboard box

i wish i was a pimp

At 10/27/03 08:45 PM, Lilhacker wrote: i wish i was a pimp

You're a pimp alright, but all your hos are homosexual brutal rapists. And they are all in rapist love with you.

I wish I had F-Zero for SNES.

At 10/27/03 08:45 PM, Lilhacker wrote: i wish i was a pimp

You're a pimp, but uncureably Impotant

I wish I had A dumptruck Filled with taco bell food

At 10/27/03 08:58 PM, Elfer wrote: I wish I had F-Zero for SNES.

you get it but your SNES melts from over use

I stand by my last wish

At 10/27/03 08:59 PM, Cactaur_Jack wrote: I wish I had A dumptruck Filled with taco bell food

It's too spicey and is full of salmonella anyway.

I wish for global domination!!!!111

At 10/27/03 09:04 PM, Earfetish wrote: I wish for global domination!!!!111

The world dies away as your bad decisions destroys it

I wish I was the king of the portal

At 10/27/03 09:09 PM, Nephthys_alt_account wrote: I wish I could rule you all with an iron fist.

Your fist rusts, and is rendered useless

I Wanna a hornny, but exclusive, girlfriend

At 10/27/03 09:13 PM, Cactaur_Jack wrote: I Wanna a hornny, but exclusive, girlfriend

she gets HERPES!!!

I wish for a number one single with a Death metal band!

At 10/27/03 09:13 PM, Cactaur_Jack wrote:

I Wanna a hornny, but exclusive, girlfriend

You get one, but you're impotent, have no tongue or fingers

I want to be an incredible singer, without worrying about tearing my vocals.

At 10/27/03 09:16 PM, Nephthys_alt_account wrote: I wish that I could get my goddamned assignment done.

You get it done, only to have it burnt to ashes in some drastic fart-lighting experiment.

Happy now???

I stick by mine.

At 10/27/03 09:27 PM, Nephthys_alt_account wrote: You two (above)... Get in line!

I answered that one.
Now I expect you to think of an exceedingly witty response to my (still unanswered) wish. :)

Well dear, by the time I finished, there were many up. Apparantly, we all wanted to answer that one.

At 10/27/03 09:44 PM, LegomanClock wrote:

At 10/27/03 09:16 PM, Earfetish wrote: I wish for a number one single with a Death metal band!

You will get the number one single, but you won't get any money from it.

I wish I had a fast tank with working turret.

but shoddy glueing causes it to explode

I Want To see RAMMSTINE do a cover of a Metallica song, In German

At 10/27/03 10:01 PM, LegomanClock wrote:

I wish I had an unlimited supply of semen.

But you have no penis

I wish to be able to pwn like no other, and never be pwned

At 10/27/03 10:01 PM, LegomanClock wrote: I wish I had an unlimited supply of semen.

You have an unlimited supply of semen,
but it's not yours.

I wish I had a hat.