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Play paintball for days days, start at 12 and finnish 11, make sure it's raining and don't change the socks. When you are done, changed your wet socks to dry... oh my GAWD the sensation!

You know that feeling you get after taking a really big crap?

aw, yeah...

Snuggling.

At 7/10/08 01:04 PM, MoriChax wrote: Fig Newtons.
It's like sex in my mouth.

Mmmmmm

At 7/10/08 12:43 PM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote: Bush being impaled on a stake on Capital Hill, with his life slowly draining away while gurgling blood out of his mouth

The secret services will most likely be arriving at your house shortly.

At 7/10/08 01:00 PM, Mr-Destruction wrote:

I lost my chapstick a few weeks ago, and I just keep forgetting to get some more. So now my lips are always hard and cracked. Yesterday they were pretty hard, if they stretched them too much they'd start to bleed a little. Well I avoided that the whole day, then I sneezed and it caused them to start bleeding.

Jesus Christ, your lips sound awlful. =\ Do you live in a dry and windy place? Always keep them moist, even if it's just by licking the lips with your own tongue.

At 7/10/08 01:14 PM, Gagsy wrote: licking the lips with your own tongue.

This awoke a strange feeling in me.

At 7/10/08 03:10 PM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote:

At 7/10/08 01:00 PM, Z-Sector wrote:
I bet you're 14, and don't understand politics whatsoever. But you've watched the news twice, or your parents are strongly liberal, so you think Bush is a "dumb monkey faced" blah blah blah.

no I am actually 19 and I am graduated and registered to vote thank you

Sadly, he's on the conservative side. His grammar and total lack of originality make me want to punch a baby....

probably stripping down to my boxers, get in my bed with a thin wool blanket and sleeping, in 20 degree weather. greatest feeling eva.

At 7/10/08 01:00 PM, Z-Sector wrote:

I bet you're 14, and don't understand politics whatsoever. But you've watched the news twice, or your parents are strongly liberal, so you think Bush is a "dumb monkey faced" blah blah blah.

and it's spelled Coup de grace, dickfist

How about Carl Rove?

A heavy shower outside at night while you're resting in bed all nice a cozy.

Eating your favorite food for dinner when you're really hungry.

Clean sheets to crawl into during the winter when it's so cold outside.

Going somewhere really kickass like a concert or AKON and you're so excited.

Having a nice person give you a Starbucks drink for free because you realized you didn't have the money to pay for it.

Little things like that.

Making someone front-flip fall when you hit them with a snowball and hide, so they launch fire randomly at everyone.

Once someone threw a rock covered in snow straight up.
Ouch.

If you mean things that feel better than an orgasm there arn't many ... but to name a few crack, loratabs, cocaine, oxycotton, xanexs and most of all helping out in your community.

Sports are better.

At 7/10/08 12:43 PM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote: Bush being impaled on a stake on Capital Hill, with his life slowly draining away while gurgling blood out of his mouth

I smell the FBI comin round herez

At 7/10/08 12:41 PM, LivingStick wrote: TWO Orgasms in one.

qft

At 7/10/08 12:49 PM, TheBlackDahliaMurder wrote: Better than receiving an orgasm? Giving one to my girlfriend. I could honestly say I prefer going down on her to her going down on me. Nothing gets me more hot than listening to her moaning and feeling her muscles contracting.

it's close, but I don't know if I would call it better. I love doing that though... making her entire body tremble..
meh i miss her, 3 more days...

At 7/10/08 12:50 PM, RobotTaco wrote: Things better than an Orgasm? Hmm... Thats a toughie... Posting on the NGBBS?

fail

Squeezing out a huge shit.

3 people dieing:

George Bush
Gordon Brown
some idiot kid named Nick

At 7/10/08 12:49 PM, LivingStick wrote: Taking a shit after being constipated for a week.

Fuck yea! But seriously its an amazong feeling, you feel very light headed and hungry after a while and your ass does feel sore, but if you take a cold shower after wards, you feel like you've orgasmed 10 times..then eventually fall alseep.

:Good times.

drinking around 4 liters of water and releasing when your about to burst.

Like one long orgasm.

At 7/10/08 01:14 PM, Gagsy wrote: Jesus Christ, your lips sound awlful. =\ Do you live in a dry and windy place?

No, but passing 100 degrees outside is quite common here. It started last month and won't end until November. So the sun plays it's roll.

Having an orgasm WITH your girlfriend.

At 7/12/08 12:20 AM, Mr-Destruction wrote:

No, but passing 100 degrees outside is quite common here. It started last month and won't end until November. So the sun plays it's roll.

Ah Texas. Keep em moist as best as you can! I imaine it probably hurts when you smile too =[

The feeling post-orgasm where you feel just completely boneless, lying there, and you're just so warm and cozy that you feel your eyes getting heavy, and that smile not leaving your face.

And you drift off to happy dreamland.

Orgasms are number two. :P

or what about hearing a speech where the person saying it kept sayin orgasm instead of organsim....it actually did happan

At 7/10/08 12:42 PM, Racoonmario wrote:

At 7/10/08 12:39 PM, MyMonkey wrote: In fact, orgasms are overrated.

True.
I guess um... a really nice Dinner? With all of your favourite food and when you are really hungry.

Oh god yes, but only if you can't get fat from it.