(16+) Your first time...

[SatinShadow]

This is for people who really HAVE had sex.....

How did you make your first time special?

My boyfrend and i want to make our first time special.....so i want some ideas. Thanks newgrounds

[mranarchy]

I have severe doubts when it comes to your claim of possessing an extra 'X' chromosome .

[Cubone]

get one of em flavoured condams

[packerman]

Well here's an idea to make your first time special. Get another guy.

[WilliWowza]

I told everyone on an internet message board about it, that really made it special.

[MyMonkey]

At 7/10/08 10:03 AM, SatinShadow wrote: This is for people who really HAVE had sex.....

Your in the wrong place.

[Lost-Chances]

One word: Threesome.

Nothing is quite like staring deep into your lover's eyes and then getting interrupted by screaming due to an orgasm by the third person.

[SatinShadow]

At 7/10/08 10:04 AM, mranarchy wrote: I have severe doubts when it comes to my claim of possessing a dick.

Thanks for sharing that ;)

[packerman]

here's a real idea get candles that smell like roses or something that smells nice to take away the body odors.

[greenfaerie4]

Be adventurous and have outdoor sex. Trust me you will always remember having to slap mosquitos off each other in mid coitus.

[LivingStick]

At 7/10/08 10:03 AM, SatinShadow wrote: This is for people who really HAVE had sex.....

How did you make your first time special?

My boyfrend and i want to make our first time special.....so i want some ideas. Thanks :newgrounds

Wrong place. Unless you want comments about AIDS.

[Kiddmeizter]

Which do you mean?
The 8 seconds of Sex, or the 45 minutes of me crying after wards?

[SatinShadow]

At 7/10/08 10:10 AM, packerman wrote: here's a real idea get candles that smell like roses or something that smells nice to take away the body odors.

thank you for a REAL answer! i might try that.

[Sk8erGirl14]

Haven't done it yet, but you guys could like take body shots or eat chocolate off each other or something.

[Jeffaro]

Why the fuck has no one suggested bondage?

[LivingStick]

At 7/10/08 10:13 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Which do you mean?
The 8 seconds of Sex, or the 45 minutes of me crying after wards?

Fuck you.

[FullyClothedMike]

Anal.

[ShitOnAStick]

It's going to suck. or be awkward. Which sucks.

Sure, there is a FEW who had a successful first time, but i'm sure they used voodoo.

So I'd just skip the 'special' crap and jump into it and get the first few uncertain wtfs of sex done and over with.

[darkmpulse1]

I think this post is funny because your asking a bunch of horney 13 year olds what they would do if they even seen a girl or guy naked. You might meet someone kool who will take this seriouse but chances are i doubt it but you want something to remeber here you go.-------------------------------------
-------------------------- make him come to your house buy a bunch of roses that lead all the way up staires or to where your bedroom is. when he get there be liying on the bed naked moaning. you the girl need to blind fold him in a chair tie him up take out a wip and start the kinkey stuff. after that he'll be like hollly hell you crazy bitch... lets go some more then bring your sis out of the closet and start a gang banging. do each ther up side down, dogy style, the woblly H anything you want------------------------- if he forgets that the hes smokeing to much and tell him to pass some of that shit this way.----------------- i hope i answered your question ok peace and ya im 14 but you said for ppl who have had sex so age dosent matter.

[xXMajuniorXx]

At 7/10/08 10:03 AM, SatinShadow wrote: This is for people who really HAVE had sex.....

Oh, sorry, I've stumbled into the wrong thread.

[Pounce]

Do what feels best, stupid cunt.

[UnknownFear]

My first time was when I was 14.

[FullyClothedMike]

You go, girl!

[snayk]

uh oh im not 16 i shud get oudda here

[HaniiPuppy]

At 7/10/08 10:07 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: One word: Threesome.

Nothing is quite like staring deep into your lover's eyes and then getting interrupted by screaming due to an orgasm by the third person.

Talk about a third wheel O_O

[Pick-Axe]

It's not going to be special. He'll tear you open, which will leave you painful and sore, and he'll be humiliated for hurting you and lasting only a minute and a half.

It's not going to be very enjoyable until your second or possibly third time around.

[Sk8erGirl14]

At 7/10/08 10:32 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Sure, there is a FEW who had a successful first time, but i'm sure they used voodoo.

So I'd just skip the 'special' crap and jump into it and get the first few uncertain wtfs of sex done and over with.

I kind of agree with her. I've heard from people that tried to make it "special" and it wound up being awkward afterwards. I'll probably try that.

At 7/10/08 10:07 AM, Lost-Chances wrote:

Nothing is quite like staring deep into your lover's eyes and then getting interrupted by screaming due to an orgasm by the third person.

lmao

[Mr-Contradiction]

At 7/10/08 10:06 AM, WilliWowza wrote: I told everyone on an internet message board about it, that really made it special.

Yeah, that was a wild night, all 400 of us sitting in your house watching you post on the BBS...

[Gagsy]

It's both the first time? It's going to be very awkward, better just attempt to do it right, rather than worry about how special it is, and make sure you're BOTH ready, if you aren't, then he's going to have a real problem getting it in you.

[damonky]

At 7/10/08 10:03 AM, SatinShadow wrote: This is for people who really HAVE had sex.....

How did you make your first time special?

My boyfrend and i want to make our first time special.....so i want some ideas. Thanks newgrounds

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