I have been eating green tomatoes for too fucking long!
I am a regular customer of subway, i love their BLTs, but it pisses me off when they throw in a bin full of green tomatoes, and allow this to be sold without being ripened! now i know how bad tomatoes taste when their green, its like eating fucking weeds! and I know what weeds taste like because I still have memories from when i was 5, eating ants, gravel, and all sorts of weeds.
From now on! im going to order double tomatoes when ever i see green tomatoes in their tomato bin, JUST so they have to make that extra effort, then im gunna pick all the tomatoes out (even if im eating in side) because we all know, if i ask for double tomatoes, thats a better chance that im gunna get red.
and dont tell me to eat some where els because mr. sub and quiznose suck even more!