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At 7/10/08 12:08 AM, StephenBaby wrote: you r jesus finally smbody who shares the same passion for Reeses Puffs

I am the Hand of Michael, chosen from time immemorial. It is mine to scatter the wicked as chaff and unite the faithful. Your body will crumble and be lost in the sands of time forever.

I am the Sword of Damocles hanging over your sin. Fall down in penance and cleanse yourself with fire and ash for yours is the lost and the deceived and the wicked.

I Am A Golden God.

At 7/10/08 12:11 AM, idle wrote:

At 7/9/08 11:41 PM, Gunter45 wrote: do it for the sweet, crunchy taste of Reese's Puff cereal

What gets me out of bed?

WHAT GETS ME OUT OF BED?

You do Gunter, with your manly arms to hold me and your Bond villain scar to remind me that fairness, justice, and freedom are more than words... they are perspectives. Screw Reese, I hate his guts, even though he was great in Terminator and pretty good in Tombstone. All that matters is that you are candy which melts in my mouth...

For breakfast.

Sometimes.

I haven't been completely honest with you though. There is another object which gets me out of bed.

Banana bread. Oh how I love it. Talk about melting in your mouth. It can, AND WILL, compete for the top spot in my affections list even though you don't add milk and it can't ride a motor bike.

Take note Gunter, for those cold winter mornings.

Yeah, banana bread's okay, I guess.

Cause when you sit there and need to go badly and your pisser explodes its load you have to clean it up. If you get your load to explode in the toilet this is a whole different story.

80's comedy movies.

BAGEL BITES ARE THE ONLY THING I LIVE FOR PIZZA IN THE MORNING, PIZZA IN THE EVENING, PIZZAS AT SUPPER TIME WHEN PIZZA'S ON A BAGEL, YOU CAN HAVE PIZZA ANYTIME

At 7/9/08 11:41 PM, Gunter45 wrote: Me? I do it for the sweet, crunchy taste of Reese's Puff cereal. Candy for breakfast? You're out of your fucking mind, you slut!

REESES PUFFS REESES PUFFS
PEANUT BUTTER CHOCOLATE FLAVA

But yeah, it's mostly because I have shit to do.

At 7/10/08 12:39 AM, TheBoard wrote: BAGEL BITES ARE THE ONLY THING I LIVE FOR PIZZA IN THE MORNING, PIZZA IN THE EVENING, PIZZAS AT SUPPER TIME WHEN PIZZA'S ON A BAGEL, YOU CAN HAVE PIZZA ANYTIME

Dude, pizza's not for breakfast. What are you, gay?

knowing that monster under my bed sleep during the day.

monster told me to do it.

At 7/10/08 12:45 AM, Gunter45 wrote: Dude, pizza's not for breakfast. What are you, gay?

what.

Pizza in the morning, pizzas in the evening, pizzas at suppertime. When pizza is on a bagel, you can have pizza anytime. Clearly it is an acceptable breakfast meal.

My other bed.

The poltergeist who lives in my room.

dead.serious.

My alarm gets me out of bed. =[

At 7/10/08 01:10 AM, Gagsy wrote: My alarm gets me out of bed. =[

Tell me, and be honest with me now.

Would you have sex with this box? Would you do it for 5 dollars?

Would you do it because it's made of cardboard?

For the slim chance I might get laid that day.

At 7/10/08 01:11 AM, Gunter45 wrote:

Tell me, and be honest with me now.

Would you have sex with this box? Would you do it for 5 dollars?

Would you do it because it's made of cardboard?

Can I use it a la Solid Snake?

At 7/10/08 01:13 AM, Gagsy wrote: Can I use it a la Solid Snake?

Yeah, this is boring

At 7/10/08 01:11 AM, BlackPlastic wrote: For the slim chance I might get laid that day.

You are, too. But let me tell you something. Did you know. Are you aware. That for only pennies a day you can start your own small business from home while supporting a starving child in Africa? It's true, and legit. Would I say that if it wasn't true or legit? You better fucking believe I would.

I'd do fucking anything. You don't even know.

At 7/10/08 01:20 AM, Gunter45 wrote:

Yeah, this is boring

Don't mention cardboard then.

At 7/10/08 01:37 AM, Mendou wrote: Shut up Gagsy, sick of seeing your post everywhere. Knock it off.

Better her than half the morons who frequent General.

At 7/10/08 01:39 AM, Trambamboline wrote:

At 7/10/08 01:37 AM, Mendou wrote: Shut up Gagsy, sick of seeing your post everywhere. Knock it off.

Better her than half the morons who frequent General.

Don't worry about him Sam, Josh likes me really, he's just trying to beat my post count =P

At 7/10/08 01:41 AM, Gagsy wrote: Don't worry about him Sam, Josh likes me really, he's just trying to beat my post count =P

Oh I know. If I thought he'd meant it and was being mean to you, there would have been around 75% more swearing, and possibly a reference to his mother.

Because I'm so damn immature. =P

At 7/10/08 01:45 AM, Trambamboline wrote: Oh I know. If I thought he'd meant it and was being mean to you, there would have been around 75% more swearing, and possibly a reference to his mother.

Because I'm so damn immature. =P

You're just jealous that dad likes me more because I put out.

Usually its my cat jumping up on top of my desk, and I have to get out of bed and chase him out of the room so he doesn't destroy my stuff, already lost a pair of headphones and an iPod charger cord the the destructive little guy.

he's cute though. =3

At 7/10/08 02:05 AM, Mendou wrote: Nah Gags is cool with me, we always dick around like this when we post in the same thread.

See Leanne? Many people recognise your awesomeness. I should start a petition.

You're just a bully :(

I am. I'm a horrible, mean, grouchy bastard, and I think you damn kids should get off my lawn/internet.

Embarrisment gets me out of bed.

If I don't get up, shower, blow dry and straighten hair I look like a fucking idiot and I need atleast and hour to do it ok and about an hour and 30-40 mins to make it brillig :P

That if I don't open the coffeehouse, no one will.

And then what will those poor addicted people do, the ones who come in at 6:05, needing their coffee! Those poor souls! I've done it once, and I won't do it again!

The hope that today a futa will come and rape my friend in public as revenge for something he did that I won't go into now.

my bladder or coffee smell

At 7/10/08 02:26 AM, Mendou wrote:

At 7/10/08 02:20 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: That if I don't open the coffeehouse, no one will.

It's all up to you to save the citizens of VC from being..uhh...coffeeless.

Or I'll just get fired. XD

And you better be serving them their coffee with a bright smile or i'll burn your tit.

I usually look completely out of it and deaf in the morning.

Or all day, whatever. :P

Why is it that people talk so quietly? Fuck, you're the only person in the place besides me, you can talk fucking louder since the cooler/fan/traffic outside/whatever is on, I can barely hear shit.

I need to put something in my coffee to wake me up.

Well, the nights that I do go to bed.. I usually get hungry like anyone else. So if it wasn't for that I would never get up.

At 7/9/08 11:41 PM, Gunter45 wrote: Yes, you, you lazy asshole. Why do you put your worthless feet on the ground and carry your carcass through the day?

Me? I do it for the sweet, crunchy taste of Reese's Puff cereal. Candy for breakfast? You're out of your fucking mind, you slut!

You all suck cause of the amazingness of crakios the best fucking cerial sprinkled with real crak you'll have all hores at your door