What gets you out of bed?

[Gunter45]

Yes, you, you lazy asshole. Why do you put your worthless feet on the ground and carry your carcass through the day?

Me? I do it for the sweet, crunchy taste of Reese's Puff cereal. Candy for breakfast? You're out of your fucking mind, you slut!

[Project-Mayhem]

I hate you for your product placement you corporate bitch.

[Jackotrades]

At 7/9/08 11:41 PM, Gunter45 wrote: Yes, you, you lazy asshole. Why do you put your worthless feet on the ground and carry your carcass through the day?

Me? I do it for the sweet, crunchy taste of Reese's Puff cereal. Candy for breakfast? You're out of your fucking mind, you slut!

So Reese's has made you its bitch? meh, at least your not Cinnamon Toast Crunches bitch.

that would be me.

[xtcBREEZE]

The thought of not getting out of bed.

[Z-Sector]

Not a whole lot. Even after I wake, I usually just sit there for an hour and touch myself.

[Cordyceps]

In Soviet Russia, bed gets out of you!

[Politics]

The promise of posting in quality topics like this.

You fucking whore.

[zyzy]

Made me laugh

[Project-Mayhem]

At 7/9/08 11:43 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: In Soviet Russia, bed gets out of you!

Win.

[Gunter45]

At 7/9/08 11:42 PM, Project-Mayhem wrote: I hate you for your product placement you corporate bitch.

I'm fucking MENTAL for this shit. I will cut you. Don't look at me. I will fucking cut you.

[Jesus-Owns-X]

I do it because......

I don't really know... :(

[Project-Mayhem]

At 7/9/08 11:44 PM, Gunter45 wrote:

At 7/9/08 11:42 PM, Project-Mayhem wrote: I hate you for your product placement you corporate bitch.

I'm fucking MENTAL for this shit. I will cut you. Don't look at me. I will fucking cut you.

Calm down "badass NG user". Idiot.

[Why993]

At 7/9/08 11:44 PM, Gunter45 wrote:

At 7/9/08 11:42 PM, Project-Mayhem wrote: I hate you for your product placement you corporate bitch.

I'm fucking MENTAL for this shit. I will cut you. Don't look at me. I will fucking cut you.

(Psychotic) Win!

[Z-Sector]

At 7/9/08 11:45 PM, Project-Mayhem wrote: Calm down "badass NG user". Idiot.

First of all, this guy's awesome, and hilarious. Second, check his profile. He probably WOULD actually cut you.

[Gunter45]

At 7/9/08 11:45 PM, Project-Mayhem wrote: Calm down "badass NG user". Idiot.

Listen. I just need like 10 bucks, my dog's real sick man, I need like 10 bucks for the vet. Like 10 bucks outta cover it, I swear, I was on a trip and I ran out of gas and I need a ride home, but I lost my phone. Like 10 bucks should do it, I'm a Christian. I just need like 5 bucks for some food for my dog, I'll pay you back when my friends get here.

[aod3]

Hmm..

Frosted Cheerios

With sugar on top.

Or

Golden Grams

Fuck the spelling i think it's grams.

[glover85]

Alarm clock
Job
Hunger
All the basics.

[Project-Mayhem]

At 7/9/08 11:47 PM, Z-Sector wrote:

At 7/9/08 11:45 PM, Project-Mayhem wrote: Calm down "badass NG user". Idiot.

First of all, this guy's awesome, and hilarious. Second, check his profile. He probably WOULD actually cut you.

Uh huh. Show me where I am supposed to agree?

[CefyJr]

I set my alarm clock (Cell phone) across the room. To turn it off, I have to get up or it rings for another 10 seconds or so. Thus I don't have that 5 hour period where I just sit there in bed. Sometimes I'm so tired I just ignore it, though.

[Z-Sector]

At 7/9/08 11:49 PM, Project-Mayhem wrote:

At 7/9/08 11:47 PM, Z-Sector wrote:

At 7/9/08 11:45 PM, Project-Mayhem wrote: Calm down "badass NG user". Idiot.

First of all, this guy's awesome, and hilarious. Second, check his profile. He probably WOULD actually cut you.

Uh huh. Show me where I am supposed to agree?

His picture. Let's see you take a fist to the face a smile after, eh?

[SugarQmuffin69]

The Bartlett Skate Park and the sound of my atm wheels rolling down a quarter pipe

[Jozzalanco]

Hmm, what get's me up?

My Favourite TV Show, then school.

[Gunter45]

At 7/9/08 11:54 PM, AdairTishler wrote: there is nothing for me worth getting out of bed, which is why i spend 16 per day in bed

all this is just shit

i wish i could just hibernate permanently, but my brain makes me stay awake some

Listen, man. Listen.

Are you listening? Seriously, man. I'm being serious, okay? So listen.

Candy for breakfast.

[Le-Froid]

Muscle memory for me.

[nickisnew]

newgrounds.com
not really, umm my alarm clock plays abig role in that, so gotta thank him,
also the tasteof fruit pebbles is what starts my day

[BlueHippo]

The motivation of writing down my dreams in my dream log before it fades from my memory ;)

Oh, sorry Gunter... I mean... the thought of a giant dripping dick that protrudes out of a hole cut in the middle of my kitchen table similar to a glory hole is all I need to get my day going.

How was that? Was that alright?

[StephenBaby]

At 7/9/08 11:41 PM, Gunter45 wrote: Yes, you, you lazy asshole. Why do you put your worthless feet on the ground and carry your carcass through the day?

Me? I do it for the sweet, crunchy taste of Reese's Puff cereal. Candy for breakfast? You're out of your fucking mind, you slut!

you r jesus finally smbody who shares the same passion for Reeses Puffs

[idle]

At 7/9/08 11:41 PM, Gunter45 wrote: do it for the sweet, crunchy taste of Reese's Puff cereal

What gets me out of bed?

WHAT GETS ME OUT OF BED?

You do Gunter, with your manly arms to hold me and your Bond villain scar to remind me that fairness, justice, and freedom are more than words... they are perspectives. Screw Reese, I hate his guts, even though he was great in Terminator and pretty good in Tombstone. All that matters is that you are candy which melts in my mouth...

For breakfast.

Sometimes.

I haven't been completely honest with you though. There is another object which gets me out of bed.

Banana bread. Oh how I love it. Talk about melting in your mouth. It can, AND WILL, compete for the top spot in my affections list even though you don't add milk and it can't ride a motor bike.

Take note Gunter, for those cold winter mornings.

[marshall159]

i don't sleep i'm up all night keeping justice in the world

[Eclipse]

What gets me out of bed?? My girlfriend, of course! Oh, and my mom. She has to wake me up, otherwise I would sleep till morning THE NEXT DAY LOL.