I Punted A Bird Today!!

[Sn1p3rX44]

Well today, my family went south and spent the day in San Clemente. Anyways, i was walking to the end of the pier, and i saw a bird. i think it was a pigeon.. anyways, i threw some breadcrumbs i found in my pocket near the bird. The bird wasnt paying attention, so when no one was looking, I kicked him as hard as i could, and BAM!! he went flying and he flew away. It was absolutely hilarious.

I think this experience was almost more fun than punting a cunt. ahhh..

Then i celebrated and walkeed across the street to the Pier Market and got a Ginger Ale and some Funyuns. And it has been a great day.

Oh, heres a pic of the bird i punted. you cant really see the Breadcrums.. also, im sorry about the quality of the picture, i took it on my cell phone. DISCUSS Pl0x.

[IPoopedInYourMailbox]

Even though I don't beleve any of that story I still don't think you're cool.

[Sn1p3rX44]

its true. you have to have your foot back before it happens, then you let loose. its great. try it.

and you dont believe i had chips afterwards? :|

[NimbleElephant]

If it's true, you're a jackass. And you just found breadcrumbs in your pocket? That's disgusting.

[DudeGoofyGuy]

Okay, when's the cool part?

[Ptcfast]

Did you make sure it wasn't a penguin?

[djmrules]

That's a dick move. I'm gonna laugh my ass off when a bird shits on your head here soon.

[Crusher117]

i headbutted my kitten today, and she went farther than your pussy birdie

[MadCow]

I like birds.

[Sn1p3rX44]

At 7/9/08 10:11 PM, NimbleElephant wrote: If it's true, you're a jackass. And you just found breadcrumbs in your pocket? That's disgusting.

haha not really. check your pockkets bud. and its hilarious. if you dont live on the coast, you honestly wouldnt know. but whatever.

[agustana]

I'm so badass I was like feeding this bird, but it wasn't paying attention so I kicked it.

HURHURHU

YOUR FUCKING STUPID DIEIDEIDIIEIDIIE

[Sk8erGirl14]

lol. Every time I get near birds, they always notice.

Pesky little things..

[TwistedPersonality]

At 7/9/08 10:14 PM, MadCow wrote: I like birds.

I love crows.

[NimbleElephant]

At 7/9/08 10:16 PM, Sn1p3rX44 wrote:

At 7/9/08 10:11 PM, NimbleElephant wrote: If it's true, you're a jackass. And you just found breadcrumbs in your pocket? That's disgusting.

haha not really. check your pockkets bud. and its hilarious. if you dont live on the coast, you honestly wouldnt know. but whatever.

I can check every single pair of my jeans and I won't find any breadcrumbs in the pocket. I don't know where they fuck they would come from.

[Sn1p3rX44]

:At 7/9/08 10:21 PM, NimbleElephant wrote:

I can check every single pair of my jeans and I won't find any breadcrumbs in the pocket. I don't know where they fuck they would come from.

they come from anywhere.. but like i said, whatever.

[Adio]

At 7/9/08 10:14 PM, MadCow wrote: I like birds.

I do too.

[manonthemoon516]

You sick...sick bastard.

[cast]

Kidding or not, you're a fucking asshole.

Why would you hurt an animal? Especially a bird..