Favorite simpsons quotes

[Schat]

wuts ur fav quote from simpsons? the old simpsons not the new simpsons

"i call the big one bitey" homer

[MisterUnderstood]

46 minutes and one reply.

[Cubone]

"why you little

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[DgsGaming]

At 7/9/08 11:07 AM, MisterUnderstood wrote: 46 minutes and one reply.

Yes. Not too popular, but I'll go ahead and say mine anyways:

"It's like he disappeared into fat air".

[haxoreaper]

Lol
Epic Fail!!

[Ejit]

It's the cops!

Worse. The Police Cops.

Quick, put the bank on the truck, we'll rob it later!

[THEJamoke]

At 7/9/08 10:20 AM, Schat wrote: the old simpsons not the new simpsons

Distinction pl0x.

[DgsGaming]

At 7/9/08 11:10 AM, THEJamoke wrote:

At 7/9/08 10:20 AM, Schat wrote: the old simpsons not the new simpsons

Distinction pl0x.

Old Simpsons - Classic and funny.
New Simspsons - Unfunny and stale.

[Scuzzfest]

"I am so smart i am so smart.... S-M-R-T I mean S-M-A-R-T!" - Homer.

That was all a blooper by Dan Castlenetta but they put it in anyway.

[asdfghk]

Im coo koo for contraband!- Ralph

[Shea08]

Homer - "Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."
Milhouse - "We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy"

[Shea08]

Oh, that's two seperate ones by the way...

[Tiago11103]

At 7/9/08 12:16 PM, Shea08 wrote: Homer - "Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."
Milhouse - "We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy"

but that dosent make sense because romeo and juliet is a tragedy

[ToddM]

Worst episode ever-CBG.

[Bullion]

Creepy shop owner: Take this object, but beware, it carries a terrible curse.
Homer: Ooooh, that's bad.
Creepy shop owner: But it comes with a free Frogurt!
Homer: That's good!
Creepy shop owner: The Frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: That's bad.
Creepy shop owner: But you get your choice of topping!
Homer: That's good!
Creepy shop owner: The toppings contains Potassium benzoate.
[Homer stares blankly.]
Creepy shop owner: That's bad.
Homer: Can I go now?

[DeIirium]

The Simpsons is shit.
Most of it atleast.

[Scuzzfest]

"Hi Lisa I'm gengas kahn, You'll go where I go, Defile what I defile, Eat who eat hmmmmm :3"
- gengas kahn through virtual reality helmet

[kidd25]

"eat my shorts"

[Tatin]

Doh!

[AniMetal]

"I've never been much of a believer....but if your out their.....please save me, superman!"

[Tatin]

thats the whole meanig of the quot

[subarufreak]

"english side ruined must read french instructions, LE GRILLE!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!"

[ttlyclueless1001]

What's wrong with the new Simpsons.
My favorite quote is
" Yabba Dabba Doo!
Simpson
Homer Simpson
He's the greatest guy in history
From the town of Springfield
He's about the hit a chestnut tree
AH!"

[Serphyas]

QUOTES OUT OF CONTEXT ARE VERY VERY FUNNY.

[Yrtnej]

I shall always go with the classic, "'Doh!" theory. do something wrong and you say "'Doh!"

I.. must... resist... gray text that contradicts my post!

[junkietomato]

"Save me jebus!!" - Homer Simpson
"It's like David and Golias but this time David Won!". Homer Simpson
"Doh!"- If you don't know who's this quote is from you fail at life and you should drink acid.
"Operator give me the number to 911!"- Homer
"No TV and no beer make homer something something..."- Homer

[MeatMachine]

Homer Simpson's senior yearbook quite:

"I can't believe I ate the whole thing!"

[crazygiraffe]

"the sweedish are coming!"
- abe

[Matkingos]

"Extended Warranty! How could I lose!?" -Homer-

[Dropkicked]

"Are you there god...? It's me... DUFFMAN."