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Posted at: 7/9/08 06:44 AM

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A teenager who thought movement in her underwear was caused by her vibrating mobile phone found a bat curled up asleep in her bra.

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That bat is a pervert! He should join NG..

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I wish I were that bat.

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At 7/9/08 06:44 AM, Jack wrote: A teenager who thought movement in her underwear was caused by her vibrating mobile phone found a bat curled up asleep in her bra.

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Give that bat his pimp hat and cane.

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Posted at: 7/9/08 06:50 AM

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That bat is my hero.

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At 7/9/08 06:50 AM, Nikenick wrote: That bat is my hero.

He's my hero too.

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Posted at: 7/9/08 07:18 AM

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Lucky bat, though it makes me kind of wonder when's the last time she's washed the bra.

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Five hourse before she noticed....Seriously what happened to real news?

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At 7/9/08 06:44 AM, Jack wrote: A teenager who thought movement in her underwear was caused by her vibrating mobile phone found a bat curled up asleep in her bra.

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Posted at: 7/9/08 07:22 AM

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how the hell did he get in there!

feel odd... feel very odd

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"I should've left it there and given it a good home."

I had no idea that a girl would respond so kindly to surprise titty slumber.

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At 7/9/08 07:22 AM, junipe wrote: how the hell did he get in there!

She wanted to make her sexy boobies more bigger.

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At 7/9/08 07:19 AM, Jinzoa wrote: Five hourse before she noticed....Seriously what happened to real news?

So you would actually rather read an article about the geo-political changes of East-Timor over the last decade?

That is what...

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At 7/9/08 07:24 AM, Pick-Axe wrote:
"I should've left it there and given it a good home."
I had no idea that a girl would respond so kindly to surprise titty slumber.

I witch I could go in a girls bra without getting arested.

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34FF bra - sweet.

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In her *ahem* 34FF bra....

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DON'T TELL ME THAT IT DOESN'T HURT! A TOHUSAND BATS FLUTTERING IN YOUR SKIRT!

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DON'T TELL ME THAT IT DOESN'T HURT! A TOHUSAND BATS FLUTTERING IN YOUR SKIRT!

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At 7/9/08 07:32 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: DON'T TELL ME THAT IT DOESN'T HURT! A TOHUSAND BATS FLUTTERING IN YOUR SKIRT!

A thousand bats an't fit in one skirt.BUT THAT WILL FUCKING HURT IF IT HAPPENED!

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At 7/9/08 06:45 AM, killerjeff wrote: I wish I were that bat.

I wish I were that bra.

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Well that's something right there! Where did it curl up? In between the boobs!

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Did You Ever Know That You're My Hero...

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At 7/9/08 07:55 AM, Shadow-1409 wrote: Did You Ever Know That You're My Hero...

Damn! What a lucky bat that is!

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At 7/9/08 07:55 AM, Shadow-1409 wrote: Did You Ever Know That You're My Hero...

Hey you can see the milk he sucked off the tit.

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At 7/9/08 07:28 AM, EvilJesus wrote: 34FF bra - sweet.

At 7/9/08 07:29 AM, TacticalShoe wrote: In her *ahem* 34FF bra....

Yeah I laughed at that too.... I love how they nonchalantly point out the enormity of her sweater kittens.

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lmfao the teen wanted to keep the bat in the bra, and give it a good home!?

That's ridiculous!

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Maybe the bat was hungry for milk? Who knows.

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