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EmoNarc

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Posted at: 7/8/08 08:59 PM

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Yeah, I know. Sort of a reverse on the old standard, huh?

I wanted to show my dad this hilarious YouTube I found, so I walked over to my parents room. My dad during the time of day would be usually trading stocks. However, when I walked in, he immediately closed his browser and turned his chair around to face me. At this point, I wasn't sure what he was looking at, but I remember the site had a distinctive red background.

He asked me if I wanted a cracker, but I refused. We stared at each other for a while, and his body language told me that I needed to leave the room. I did.

A few minutes later, I knew I had to show him the video. Once again, I opened the door and he shut off his browser containing the same red-background website. But unbeknownst to him, there was a pop-up that clearly featured some hentai. He knew I saw this, and there was another awkward silence once again.

However, this time he spoke: "I think I got a virus from an e-mail. I'm going to run a virus scan right now! You know, the Internet is really unsafe." My dad is a great guy, but he doesn't know how to lie. He was lying to me right then and ther, and I knew it.

Come to think of it, I remember when I was young that we only had one computer in the house. I remember that one day, I opened my dad's little private folder and finding a "videos" folder within that. There, I saw my first glimpse of naked people. I mean, I was scared (I was probably 7), so I immediately shut off the player and deleted it. But yeah, that also comes in mind.

Is my Dad a porn addict? There are so many thoughts running in my head right now, and I seriously do not know what to do. Do you have any advise NG?


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At 7/8/08 08:59 PM, EmoNarc wrote: Is my Dad a porn addict? There are so many thoughts running in my head right now, and I seriously do not know what to do. Do you have any advise NG?

He's a healthy man. What's wrong with that?


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Posted at: 7/8/08 09:00 PM

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Make him pay for your porn subscription to <insert porn site here>

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Posted at: 7/8/08 09:01 PM

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Ew, your dad is a fucking human!

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dude, everybody looks at interweb porn... the bad part is how he lied when the evidence was clear...although it's much better than having "the talk" dont you agree?


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not getting any from the misses?

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You should have scolded him and then restricted him from the computer for a week.

Ah fuck. I can't believe you've done this.
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Way to make it worse than it truly was. It probably was just a virus pop-up, and the uncomfortable silence was from you walking in your dad's room and staring at him in silence.

You know what you wanna do with that, right? You wanna put a banging donk on it!

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LMAO i thought u wrote trading socks. Wait, he asked u if u wanted a cracker??

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At 7/8/08 09:00 PM, DragonsGrief wrote:
At 7/8/08 08:59 PM, EmoNarc wrote: Is my Dad a porn addict? There are so many thoughts running in my head right now, and I seriously do not know what to do. Do you have any advise NG?
He's a healthy man. What's wrong with that?
there was a pop-up that clearly featured some hentai.

I think your question was answered.

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Let him do what he wants.

I mean, he doesn't bother you when you do your business, right?

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you probably watch it is he any different from you no the only thing is hes older alought older but still everyone has urges and i guess you caught him

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My dad watches porn but not when anyones in the house.


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am i missing what is the big deal? He is old enough not to get in trouble for it so let him be


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no your dad is normal a porn addict .......well there is know such things as to much porn when i have my own place there wont be something that isnt porn

its a cool site (click on sig)this is for those wo came here for porn

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OH WAIT A SECOND DID THE BACKGROUND LOOK LIKE THIS LOL

Caught My Dad Watching Porn


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At least it won't be so bad if he catches you watching porn. I mean, he might even recommend some good sites.

Also, why did you have to go in there twice? That was just mean.


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porn addict

No such thing!

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you should have accepted that cracker

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I know you might feel really awkward around him now...

He's the one dumb enough to get caught.
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That's nothing, my dad used to fap in the same room as me. My bed is really close to the computer, one meter away from it. And whenever I went to bed my dad used to come and surf the web. I dunno why he fapped, since my face was 1 meter away from the computer and I could clearly see everything. I was about ten so it scared the shit outta me.

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Where's your mom at?


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Wank with him for quality fun time?

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Posted at: 7/8/08 09:12 PM

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At 7/8/08 09:04 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: OH WAIT A SECOND DID THE BACKGROUND LOOK LIKE THIS LOL

I think it was a little brighter than that, and I think it could of been one of those directory sites. Not sure tho.

At 7/8/08 09:05 PM, Lorkas wrote: That's nothing, my dad used to fap in the same room as me...

Wow. Your dad is pretty f*cked up. I mean. Wow.


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At 7/8/08 09:08 PM, vannila-guerilla wrote: Where's your mom at?

Because women ALWAYS have to have sex whenever their significant other wants to. ALWAYS.

And Jesus, stop taking things so seriously. He jerks off, it's fucking natural. If I saw my dad jerking it, I'd just laugh, and crack jokes about it later.

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At 7/8/08 09:08 PM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote: Wank with him for quality fun time?

Then post about it


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At 7/8/08 09:12 PM, EmoNarc wrote:
At 7/8/08 09:04 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: OH WAIT A SECOND DID THE BACKGROUND LOOK LIKE THIS LOL
I think it was a little brighter than that, and I think it could of been one of those directory sites. Not sure tho.

You didn't even read it did you


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Well that just sucks now doesn't it? Whoopdeefuckingdoo!


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This is bad how?

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