Paintball Accident

[lefty2030]

Yesterday, i was out near a church paintballin with 7 or 8 friends (just a regular field). My friend brought a person thats never played before. We put him on a team and duked it out. Being the novice that he was, i snuck all the way around the field and got about 10 feet behind him within a couple minutes. Well he ran out of paint so my friends told him to run back to the reload station then go back to his spot real quickly. Once he left i took his spot, and when he came running back with more ammo, i popped up about 10 feet away from him and took one shot, and hit him square in the balls. He was bleeding and i dont think he will ever want to play again, but thats a hell of a place to get shot for the first time.

[Tacitacial]

You just HAD to hurt the newbie, didn't you?

He probably won't ever play paintball again, and it's all because of YOU! *points a very accusing vinger at Lefty2030*

I hope that no permanent injury has been inflicted by that accident, that would be most unfortunate for him. Especially in that area.

[Cactaur-Jack]

I want to paintball with my church, it was my first time playing, so, like the genious I am, cane in a tee shirt and shorts

we were doing a base defence game, I heard a loud thud against the wall, I yelled you "THEY'RE HERE, THEY'RE HERE".

little did i know, there was a gap in the bottom of the wall just large enough to fit the barrel of the gun, my friend Ben just so happened to notice the hole and with his gun at full vilosity, shot me in the back of the leg from no more then 4 inches away, It hurt like a bitch at first, but then it didnt hurt as much, it left a nasty cut though, people were saying that must hurt, just by the look of it. but at that point, it looked worse then it hurt

[SWINUBLOLOLO]

auch!!!!!!!!

I guess it was his first and last paintball "match"!

[leeboy105]

I watched a few minutes of Dirty Sanchez the other day and they were doing 'Naked Paintball'. It was fucking nuts. One of the guys ended up with about 4 cuts on one arse cheek. Must have hurt like hell.

[b3nnic3]

I want to play paintball for real, but I need a good gun.I have a pump gun. I always just shoot everything in my backyard. There is a field behind an old K-Mart that they are turning into an Academy. I used to ride my bike at that K-Mart all the time. There were a bunch of beer bottles from bums, so I would always smash them on the wall. I found a whole stash of them and I had a blast. Anyway, I need a good gun. I always spend my money on video games or some crappy thing. I need more paintballs too.

[Morextremist]

the gorrila says it all

[78]

owch that had to hurt

[MatThEdeStRoYeR]

yo dude youre friend add to scream like hell his is ball ok

[b3nnic3]

I got shot in the face the first time I had a paintball gun and it was all swollen.

[Fatboy]

I was paintballing, must have been a year ago now, and on the test shot (to check the air pressure is all good and it fires right) one kid shot his friend point blank in the happy sacks. The kid just doubled up on the floor there and then, it was great.
I got shot 10 times in the head looking over a barricade because I was out of ammo and a headshot is not a kill at that place.

[PimpMasterKDOG]

From my experience paintballing, I'd have to say getting shot on a bare hand or inner wrist is more painful than anywhere else on the body, excluding your vital face areas covered by a mask. I think I hit a kid behind the ear once, but luckily my pressure was set relatively low. I have a somewhat modified autococker, and when turned up all the way it easily punches holes through people's hoppers and stuff. <3 paintballing

-->KDOG

[Dante]

Reminds me of camp. We all decided to play paintball, so we dressed in layers to cushion the impact.(By the way, dressing in layers is NOT a good idea when its 90+ degrees outside). My friend actually stuffed rolled up socks down his pants just incase. One kid got hit in the balls and almost burst out crying. Funny thing is, he was on my team, and I think it was me who shot him.

[ChromeX1337]

At 10/26/03 07:21 PM, Dante wrote: One kid got hit in the balls and almost burst out crying. Funny thing is, he was on my team, and I think it was me who shot him.

BOY RENDERED INFERTILE BY FRIENDLY FIRE
Hilarity Ensues

[nazibomb]

At 10/26/03 07:21 PM, Dante wrote: Funny thing is, he was on my team, and I think it was me who shot him.

Score.

I've never played paintball, but I think I'll try it soon.

[Dopefish]

that guy gives the game of paintball a whole new meaning.

[LinkStrife]

man i remember this one time i got hit in the nuts...now one has a big yellow mark on it lol and ewwww

[HeinousDude]

At 10/26/03 08:53 PM, Electric_Eidolon wrote: that guy gives the game of paintball a whole new meaning.

Ahahaha I never thought of it that way.

[LinkStrife]

i remember another time we played capture the flag...he got the flag and the guy fell went through his foot (we used an ATV flag)and we kept pelting him...now he is my boss

[Negatron]

At 10/26/03 09:09 PM, LinkStrife wrote: man i remember this one time i got hit in the nuts...now one has a big yellow mark on it lol and ewwww

umm, thanks

[heyitsjohn]

you should have made him surrender. he would have been scared shitless, and he would still be able to have babies. you suck for not gettin the surrender. your just a bitch who shot a guy in the balls. you suck.

[Suicide-Reject]

At 10/26/03 02:07 PM, lefty2030 wrote: story

Why the fuck did you hit him in the balls???? And why wasnt he wearing a cup??? But why didn't you aim higher???

[MatThEdeStRoYeR]

umm when i play paintball ill but a cock protector by now hown

[CaptainBob]

Good god, a paintball in the nuts...that would be hell.

[Malachy]

At 10/26/03 10:06 PM, Captain_Bob wrote: Good god, a paintball in the nuts...that would be hell.

yeah, you knwo whats worse? two marbilizers in the nuts..from a paintball gapling gun...muahahaha..now all i have to do is get a paintball gapling gun...then i'll reign supreme in my town's paintball world...but alas, i have a rather second rate gun that kinda sucks..but i still beat half of them..only two or three of my friends who play paintball with me can really beat me at it. and thats just because they have flatline customs with marbilizer paintballs...evil marbalizers

[WolfSoldier]

Ya...i got hit the nuts playing paintball...i also got hit in the neck a bunch of times...i dont play any more -crying-

[Suicide-Reject]

I got hit in the nuts and the neck. All during the same game. Then I got hit in the face mask and I couldnt see the way out, cuz I was dead. And they unloaded on me. That was a bad game for me.

[MagusThePsycho]

Yeah, heh that is pretty bad to a lot of people have incredibly aim for that weak spot =x

[Wadezilla]

Hahaha, that really sucks. Hope you didn't pop one of his nuts. :/

The other night, I stayed at my friends house so we could play airsoft, his parents weren't home, but his younger brother was. While his brother was upstairs, we got our airsoft guns, cut the power to the whole house, and we rushed in on him. It was great. My friend went full auto with his M16. My other friend and I used MP5s. It was all with good intentions. :)

[OCP-Lock]

I remember hearing this story about this paintball camp near me called Blast Camp. This guy froze some of his paintballs and he brought them to the place, and a little while later he shot a girl in the facemask with one of his frozen paintballs. It shattered the mask and went through her face, and later she died. As of then you are not allowed to bring your own paintballs to the place so that can't happen again.

I also heard this story from a friend of mine. Him and his cousin were joking around while his cousin was high, and he had frozen paintballs in his gun. His cousin went up to his best friend and shot him in the face with it, and blew the kids brains out the back of his head. He was sent to jail for a couple of things and hasn't been out since.

Basically, freezing paintballs is really unsafe, and should not be played with as you do normal ones.