If the Mayans could predict our end

[Sawke]

Why the hell couldn't they predict theirs?

2012 is too soon dammit! my kids should be suffering not me damn!

Mayans are makin threats!

Those who claim the apocalypse will occur on Dec. 21, 2012, base their beliefs on a calendar devised by the Mayans, whose ruins are shown in Mexico above. The ancient civilization is known for its prowess in mathematics and astronomy

[PowerRangerYELLOW]

because mayans know everything

[Sawke]

At 7/8/08 04:00 PM, PowerRangerYELLOW wrote: because mayans know everything

well unless they have a plan to save us who really cares when the earth will end?

[ManEggs]

If Mayans are so smart then they should be able to not just predict our end but figure out a way to stop it.

[illuminatuz]

At 7/8/08 04:01 PM, ManEggs wrote: If Mayans are so smart then they should be able to not just predict our end but figure out a way to stop it.

Apocalipse has this name for a reason.

[PowerRangerYELLOW]

At 7/8/08 04:01 PM, Sawke wrote:

At 7/8/08 04:00 PM, PowerRangerYELLOW wrote: because mayans know everything

well unless they have a plan to save us who really cares when the earth will end?

they did have a plan but than saddam went back in time to kill the mayans before they could save us. Than saddam changed his mind and was planning on saving us from certain doom.

But than saddam gotten hung and the secret to saving humanity died with him.

[Cordyceps]

I bet $6.00, a button, and a kitten that half the people so uptight about this will kill themselves before the *snicker* "Apocalypse" happens.

[Porkchop]

Its a matter of perspective. It may be true that their calendar doesnt go past 2012, but it doesnt mean that there is an apocalypse coming, but it may have coincided with the destruction of the Mayans.

cawk joke

[Centurion-Ryan]

At 7/8/08 04:00 PM, PowerRangerYELLOW wrote: because mayans know everything

Except, obviously, how to kick the ass of Spain.

[Mr-Contradiction]

I know that this thread has been done several times before.

[MrHero17]

"If the Mayans could predict our end"

Except they couldn't.

[Sawke]

At 7/8/08 04:03 PM, Crusher117 wrote: but it may have coincided with the destruction of the Mayans.

what happend to their fortune telling skills then eh?

[mariomusicmaker1]

Its gonna be a red christmas. well at least for those who choose suicide.

[Sawke]

At 7/8/08 04:05 PM, mariomusicmaker1 wrote: Its gonna be a red christmas. well at least for those who choose suicide.

omg! no christmas :( those jesus haters!

[Porkchop]

At 7/8/08 04:04 PM, Sawke wrote:

At 7/8/08 04:03 PM, Crusher117 wrote: but it may have coincided with the destruction of the Mayans.

what happend to their fortune telling skills then eh?

Uh, if there's no mayans around to prophecize, then obviously their calendars will stop

[PowerRangerYELLOW]

At 7/8/08 04:04 PM, Sawke wrote:

At 7/8/08 04:03 PM, Crusher117 wrote: but it may have coincided with the destruction of the Mayans.

what happend to their fortune telling skills then eh?

well they couldn't exactly predit insain time travelers on the attack. noone can

[B-Fin]

My theory?

The Mayans were too busy getting pwned by Cortes to keep up with their calendar.

[BleedLife13]

At 7/8/08 04:01 PM, Sawke wrote:

At 7/8/08 04:00 PM, PowerRangerYELLOW wrote: because mayans know everything

well unless they have a plan to save us who really cares when the earth will end?

The Mayans didn't have a plan to save us, but Jesus Christ dose. Oh, and I already know that like fifty people are guna tell me not to make this a religious thread and to go to hell are something like that. Because most people are cruel on NG. Im just saying if you dont want your children are you to suffer just try it. PM me for advice (you probably wont but Im just giving people an option.)

[PowerRangerYELLOW]

At 7/8/08 04:09 PM, BleedLife13 wrote: The Mayans didn't have a plan to save us, but Jesus Christ dose. Oh, and I already know that like fifty people are guna tell me not to make this a religious thread and to go to hell are something like that. Because most people are cruel on NG. Im just saying if you dont want your children are you to suffer just try it. PM me for advice (you probably wont but Im just giving people an option.)

It's a well known fact that mayans invented jesus christ to combat monsters and aliens.

[Centurion-Ryan]

Mayan Astrologer No. 1: "I say, it appears we've run out of stone to carve our calander on."
Mayan Astrologer No. 2: "Think nothing of it, old chap. I'm sure nobody will ever jump to conclusions about it."

[Dema-The-Hedgehog]

They ran out of room on the calendar

the end

[uhnoesanoob]

At 7/8/08 04:09 PM, BleedLife13 wrote:

At 7/8/08 04:01 PM, Sawke wrote:

At 7/8/08 04:00 PM, PowerRangerYELLOW wrote: because mayans know everything

well unless they have a plan to save us who really cares when the earth will end?

The Mayans didn't have a plan to save us, but Jesus Christ dose. Oh, and I already know that like fifty people are guna tell me not to make this a religious thread and to go to hell are something like that. Because most people are cruel on NG. Im just saying if you dont want your children are you to suffer just try it. PM me for advice (you probably wont but Im just giving people an option.)

Talking about the bible? That was a good book, but the ending was a bit unrealistic imo. Still, its number on the bestseller's list, and fiction will be fiction.

[NapoleanD]

December 21, 2012. The day I have sex for the first time.

lawlvirginz

[TwistedPersonality]

At 7/8/08 04:00 PM, PowerRangerYELLOW wrote: because mayans know everything

Well, they certainly know better than you.

I mean, those mutherfuckers invented the number 0

yay, I live in yucatán

[ngmastah]

At 7/8/08 04:10 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Mayan Astrologer No. 1: "I say, it appears we've run out of stone to carve our calander on."
Mayan Astrologer No. 2: "Think nothing of it, old chap. I'm sure nobody will ever jump to conclusions about it."

You're brilliant.

[animehater]

At 7/8/08 04:03 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: I bet $6.00, a button, and a kitten that half the people so uptight about this will kill themselves before the *snicker* "Apocalypse" happens.

Then in that case I guess the world really would change after all with the reduction of the retard population of the world. Now that's what I call a Self-Fulfilling prophesy.

[fire-weasel]

Those who claim the apocalypse will occur on Dec. 21, 2012, base their beliefs on a calendar devised by the Mayans, whose ruins are shown in Mexico above. The ancient civilization is known for its prowess in mathematics and astronomy

Not only considered prowess I consider it expertise. Shit their math is more dead on than ours. Their calenders were more fucking accurate than ours and people laugh if you wish but if it happens it happens. Me, I'm not worried about dying....there is no point in worrying about it. My best guess is that we die through a meteor shower that shoots through space and it hits areas of the planet that are extremely flammable and the explosions spread around the planet. That would be highly unlikely so my second guess is the government hurls us into constant battles with foreign countries. We constantly shit on them and push them around. We also underestimate their intelligence and they produce a bomb large enough to flatten the planet and kill all humans. I'm not sure but here is a nice video to keep you entertained- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8MXwQXKW _w

[Nikenick]

The Spanish killed the Mayans! It's their fault!

[Eyeguy]

At 7/8/08 04:01 PM, ManEggs wrote: If Mayans are so smart then they should be able to not just predict our end but figure out a way to stop it.

Because then we couldn't make money by having all of these conspiracy theory and superstition-themed shows on History Channel!

[aviewaskewed]

I'm surprised this is getting so much attention now, I thought everybody would have their head in the sand about this until at least 2010. Then it'd be like, ya know, everywhere.

Still, it's an idea that's floated forever and we won't know if it's true or not until June 22nd 2012 :)