Lypozeme

[Davoo]

Lypozeme, telling you everything you already know.

Have you seen their commercial? I laugh my heart out when I see it.

This is an exact-as-I-can-remember quote from their ad on tv:

"Do you have too much body fat? It tends to accumulate on your stomach, hips and thighs."
Oh really? Fat grows on your....stomach? Man, I did not know that!

"Body fat is unatractive, and extremly hard to get rid of."
Wow, fat makes you look ugly? I never would have guessed...

"Are you struggling to lose weight? Does it seem like, no matter what you do, you just can't get rid of exess body fat?"

"Body fat builds over our midsection on top of the muscle underneath the skin..."
You mean to tell me, that...fat goes on the INSIDE of your body? Man, this is groundbreaking!

"...and over the years, it gets worse, body fat increases from having kids, stress at work, lack of exercise, and poor diet."
Wait, wait, wait....being lazy and eating to much is where fat comes from? How informative.

DUH!

[Doom-Fan]

I remember seeing a commercial, where a guy supposedly lost weight, and said this exact thing:

'I'll give all my fat clothes to my fat friends, now.'

He was being such an obnoxious cunt, too.

[Mr-Contradiction]

I miss read the title as Lyzopeme, which apparently doesn't exist...

[agustana]

I've seen that commercial.

Now, what're we suppose to be discussing.

[bigjuicy]

I hate it worse than the "head-on" commercials.

[W31RD0]

At 7/8/08 11:22 AM, bigjuicy wrote: I hate it worse than the "head-on" commercials.

Fuck No! Head-On was intentionally being annoying. Then they capitalized on their annoyiness by making a commercial about how annoying they were.

Somone should have been shot for the making of those commercials.

[bigjuicy]

At 7/8/08 11:25 AM, W31RD0 wrote:

At 7/8/08 11:22 AM, bigjuicy wrote: I hate it worse than the "head-on" commercials.

Then they capitalized on their annoyiness by making a commercial about how annoying they were.

HEAD-ON! I hate your commercial, but your product is AMAZING.

[ThoseSneakyFrench]

Head on, I hate your product, but your commercial is amazing!

[bigjuicy]

At 7/8/08 12:15 PM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote: Head on, I hate your product, but your commercial is amazing!

I see what you did there

[MasarapProductions]

I wonder if they have these dumbass weight loss product commercials in Europe, lol.
If people would get off their fat lazy asses and did some jogging once in a while and laid off the fast food; it can work miracles.

[Scuzzfest]

Aww shucks in England all we have are Halifax commercials...

[slowz]

At 7/8/08 10:51 AM, Doom-Fan wrote: I remember seeing a commercial, where a guy supposedly lost weight, and said this exact thing:

'I'll give all my fat clothes to my fat friends, now.'

He was being such an obnoxious cunt, too.

bowflex and yes I fucking hate that guy. Hes like IVE NEVER LOOKED BETTER WITH BOWLFLEX, AND I GAVE ALL OF MY FAT CLOTHES TO MY FAT FRIENDS HARHARHAR. I wanted to go through the TV and kill him.