Things you hate about your Gender?

[levusbevus]

I'm a Male and there are a couple of things I hate about being that Gender... Now don't get me wrong, I love being Male. I don't believe I should have been Female in any way. I love having my little member down there. You know, we get along. I stroke him while we watch "interesting" videos - he likes it A LOT.

Sometimes though, my genitles do my fucking head in! I just hate the way they ALWAYS have to itch or the way the trousers are up too high and my balls are in discomfert.

I also hate it when I see writing on a woman's shirt and I read it and she calls me a pervert because she thinks I'm staring at her tits. Sometimes they might be right.

I also hate the way that some or most slim and Sexy Females think that just about every Male only loves her for the sex.

When I'm in public, and my balls are in discomfert because my underwear are too high or my balls itch - what do I do then? It's bullshit and does my head in!

So what do you, Newgrounds hate about being Male? Or Female (Let's not forget about you, Ladies ;) ).

Also, on thing I hate about Females is how they look at a boy in discust when they ask them out because the lady is wearing nice clothes and has nice makeup on. If you make yourself look nice and Sexy, OF-COURSE MEN ARE GONNA FUCKING HIT ON YOU!

[Gagsy]

ZOMG periods.

[Thechickensparta]

Erm...

What?

[giantpussy]

no boobies...

[bodyodor]

im a male and it makes me mad i cant feel wat a girl feels during intercourse

[MasarapProductions]

My best friend happens to be a girl. I feel sorry for her whenever she's on her period.

For me, there's really no downsides for being a guy except getting boners like a minute before the bell is gonna ring for the next class...

[XxCerebratexX]

ahahahahahaha what I hate about bein' a Male is sometimes our sex-straight thoughts D:! sometimes are unconcisious and other times just 'cause we want, and being spotted like a perv just for bein a male (like the shirt example u gave)

[Tiago11103]

this thread obviously requires effort

boners when you really dont want them

[Deadchick]

At 7/8/08 01:03 AM, Gagsy wrote: ZOMG periods.

Oh yeah, that.

[0peth]

Nothing too much really, except for when guys brag about the amount of women they banged. I mean....having sex a lot isn't really an accomplishment. It really has to do more with the quality.....

Meh.

[Thimbles]

For me?

It would have to be the occasional classmate joking about my little man-boobies. Why, oh why can people not leave my little titties alone? Of course, they do have their comedic advantages. Like, sometimes I can say, "Why are you looking at my tits?". The laughs flood in after that.

They're not even noticeable unless you look really close.

[CynicalScythe]

Have to go with the untimely boners on this one. I have a female freind with rather large tits. And she came to me crying one day, and hugged me for comfort. Luckily she didn't feel anything, but i mean come on. She's a freind of mine, who i care for, so i'm going with "innapropriate hard-ons"

[Death-Affiliate]

You guys hate getting boners randomly? I put a little hat on it and make it dance for money.

You guys are weird.

[levusbevus]

At 7/8/08 01:12 AM, CynicalScythe wrote: Have to go with the untimely boners on this one. I have a female freind with rather large tits. And she came to me crying one day, and hugged me for comfort. Luckily she didn't feel anything, but i mean come on. She's a freind of mine, who i care for, so i'm going with "innapropriate hard-ons"

Oh yeah, hugging females gives me a boner. It's just their breasts are pushing against your chest and your just standing there looking at the back of their head with pillows pushing against you. I just can't help it.

[NapoleanD]

I hate when my friends who are my gender talk about sex and shit nonstop, when they definately don't get any and they approach it the wrong way. Seriously, the majority of the male gender obsesses about having sex, and it pisses me the fuck off sometimes when my friends of the opposite gender tell me stories about how they get pregnant and their boyfriend doesn't care. It's even worse when guys cheat on their long-time girlfriends. I mean, honestly, I have fucking privates, but I don't feel the need to shove my junk into anything with a pulse.

I hate how people think that about me as well, because I'm fucking straight, but I have a lot of friends I confide in that happen to be girls. My therapist has asked me "Are you gay?" and "Do you have feelings for any of your friends?" so many fucking times I swear the next time he asks he's going through the nearest window. MEN are ALLOWED to have FRIENDS of the opposite sex. It works.

Just my two cents.

[levusbevus]

At 7/8/08 01:17 AM, NapoleanD wrote: My therapist has asked me "Are you gay?" and "Do you have feelings for any of your friends?" so many fucking times I swear the next time he asks he's going through the nearest window.

I think he's hitting on you!

[NapoleanD]

At 7/8/08 01:21 AM, levusbevus wrote:

At 7/8/08 01:17 AM, NapoleanD wrote: My therapist has asked me "Are you gay?" and "Do you have feelings for any of your friends?" so many fucking times I swear the next time he asks he's going through the nearest window.

I think he's hitting on you!

He isn't, although his name is "Joy" and his "thing" is playing with board games and toys. I was approached by a person who I've known for awhile, but wanted me to model for them....so I think that's why they always ask.

Ick.

[Yufffie]

All that fuckin testosterone

climbin through fuckin mountins for sex and then afterwords bein like...
"fuck"

Ps..FUCK FUCK

fuck
{i iz ueth f workeded}

[Yufffie]

pss. not fuck to havin sex but for what u did to get it

[Dynimize]

I hate it when us dudes can't admit defeat. It makes us look like babbling conceited shitheads.

[El-Mistro]

At 7/8/08 01:06 AM, bodyodor wrote: im a male and it makes me mad i cant feel wat a girl feels during intercourse

So what are you trying to say?

[Cericon]

No vagina.

[killerjeff]

I hate it when you masturbate and sperm shoots out, you have to clean it up.
And when my boner gets caught.

I'm a bit drunk don't flame me.

[Scaler100]

I hate that my penis is too long

sorry

[The-word-destroyer]

I hate it when you can be talking to the ugliest girl in school and you get an erection for no reason and everyone sees it and says you like the annoying bitch for a week.

[thecripple1]

The one thing i dont like about my gender is getting an erection in school...Try to do a fucking presentation when your member suddenly tries to say hi to the world.....

[El-Mistro]

my penis is so small, i have use a magnifying utensil to urinate.But I'm guessing that's normal her on newgrounds right?

[El-Mistro]

At 7/8/08 02:49 AM, thecripple1 wrote: The one thing i dont like about my gender is getting an erection in school...Try to do a fucking presentation when your member suddenly tries to say hi to the world.....

Pretty epic for a second post dude....

[Brick-top]

This long hard thing that i keep slapping between my legs.

[Failer]

Flame War approaching