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zomg thos star syndikat posers sux0rz teh pen0r and they are also the bigest fags everr their just copys of the kitty kew anyway

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At 7/7/08 07:28 PM, SU1CIDEB0MB3R wrote: AWESOME GAIDEN getting the number one spot is more proof

Agreed.


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A video game flash.

That's all I need to say.

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1.82 / 5.00 (+ 0.0019)

FFS, wtf.

At 7/8/08 01:00 AM, JackPhantasm wrote: A video game flash.
That's all I need to say.

So that wouldn't be a problem.

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lol you fags made this get three pages, lol

At 7/7/08 09:45 PM, Deadly-Shadow wrote: Hi BonusStage, I'm Deadly-Shadow, I'm the predator of BonusStages!

That was the joke, here is this Wikipedia article explaining it!

That movie was awsome

/living

At 7/7/08 10:07 PM, pwroftheseagoat wrote:
At 7/7/08 07:54 PM, life wrote: I'm voting five on that every fucking day. That was incredible.

Same here, faving and everything, it's so GOOD ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::DDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDD

Me too, added to my fav's as well, might even add to my top four. Loved that movie, can't believe how low the score is! Thanks for bringing it to my attention though.

You're welcome

At 7/8/08 12:54 AM, Yamor wrote: The size of that movie is god awful

I agree

At 7/8/08 01:06 AM, Preternatural wrote: 1.82 / 5.00 (+ 0.0019)

FFS, wtf.

I got it up to 1.83 :B

At 7/7/08 09:41 PM, Mawxter wrote: and the reason YOU make Newgrounds (not too lazy to type full name) terrible is because you get all pissed off because of ONE flash. if it has under a 2 then its definately not even CLOSE to the top 50 stuff. seriously dude. grow some balls and get a life

hahaha, ha.

I bet you reviewed zero, and voted 0, then watched Dad's at Work for the 5th time, it was JUST AS FUNNY AS IT WAS THE FIRST TIME, you laughed hysterically. After laughing so hard you got a dry throat and had to quench your thirst with Red Bull, it's so good after all, gets you all hyperactive and makes all your friends think you're really funny while you spout off fart jokes and move around like Dane Cook, HILARIOUSLY THAT IS.

After you drink that sucker down you probably went to McDonalds, gotta Mighty Kids meal because you're mighty big man, at least that's what mommy says, but if she ever says it around those cool friends you're all, SHUT UP MOM, because you're hardcore.

Now that you're full and ready to go you go back on your computer and play some Newgrounds Rumble, you never use Piconjo because he's stupid and you don't get what he's even about i mean what the hell right who is he? (After all, 06 sign up date). You're too busy playing as Hank, after all Madness is so awesome, even the newest ones, SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE FIRST ONES, his graphics and stuff are sooooo much better, he's really improved, seriously.

But once that gets boring you chat it up online, talkin to all those cool friends i love mentioning (BECAUSE THEY'RE SO COOL) and macking on girls that you know TOTALLY want you, you're quite the catch after all, the 12 year old catch.

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At 7/8/08 01:39 AM, dalmo wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/44 7514 > http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/44 7506

fixed

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so mike have you put your stain on the stain yet

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At 7/8/08 01:44 AM, BonusStage wrote:
At 7/8/08 01:39 AM, dalmo wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/44 7514 < http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/44 7506
fixed

Didn't your teacher ever show teach you that the Alligator eats the bigger number I.E. The better number I know it can get confusing so I helped you out =).

Love you, you sexy bonustage you...


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At 7/8/08 01:45 AM, JackPhantasm wrote: so mike have you put your stain on the stain yet

I got another one on my bed now, lol

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That's why it's on the front page though isn't it? Because it truly deserves to be there. At least one of the admins recognized its greatness.

Also lol.

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At 7/7/08 08:09 PM, lilcheeselad wrote: ...lol

This is what you expect from a typical '07 user on voting system threads.

you never saw true horror, when it comes to being alone in darkness.
all you could see is disturbing figures, and horror.
I'm sexy.

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And that is the joke.

Allow me to show you this Wikipedia article explaining it!

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OH LAWD, THAt'S SOME FUNNY SHIT RIGHT THAR

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I really can't believe that the score is that low. It was almost at a 4 the other day and it being at less than a 2 now is just ridiculous. People need to get a life.

Have you ever seen, a girl like Nancy? Nancy Holiday, oh, Seventh Avenue. <3

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Whatver Newgrounds does in it's life. 4chan will do worse

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At 7/8/08 02:50 AM, Scrotaculous wrote: I really can't believe that the score is that low. It was almost at a 4 the other day and it being at less than a 2 now is just ridiculous. People need to get a life.

i think a few too many of them saw themselves as the fat nerds in the flash and took it personally


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I will be voting five on this everyday.

What the fuck, seriously... there is so much shit on the front page, and in the top spots.

PSN: uncle_benja

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stop votin 5 theyre goin for totw

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At 7/8/08 03:14 AM, f0d wrote: stop votin 5 theyre goin for totw

Haha. That's the proof that Newgrounds is terrible.

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dat movie is shit like BS go fuck ur mo then right a sotry about it or jack off to it u fag fuk u losr u attn whore u cunt u don't evn hav a grlfriend hes a dud dumcunt.

i couldnt make it to the end you guys have a bad bad bad taste in comedy....i would rather chop my own dick off then watch this again...2 girls 1 cup had better writting then this

fucking penis jokes thats why most of the acolab was crap this is just gay jokes with penisis an boxes i hate to say this but go die in kojima's shit bowl just die none of it was either smart nor funny

This wasn't even worth the time i watched this. Thanks for the waste of the 5 minutes of my life! Utter crap! I lost interest right at the part of raiden sucking his own cock... nuff said! still utter crap!! I can't believe this hit the front page....

Holy shit. This is the worst thing I have seen on newgrounds. Particularly because it reached the front page... I still don't understand it. So it has like 3 detailed pictures. Like two of the animators even played the game, and none knew any real jokes about it. It's like a failed internet parody collab. With the Metal Gear name slapped onto it. Kill me now. Please.

Author...you trying to make a statement about peoples work with this trash? Yah of course people of little or no talent can make anything. Difference between a stick figure and life drawing piece. An artist work will always stand out above that of an accountant trying to use flash, are you mad that other people can dive into this world so easily now?Flash is an expensive pencil, if your good your good, if your not it shows. I Was gonna actually score this but your comment at the top makes it hard to take this seriously.

Its your choice to put effort into something or not, but its pretty tasteless to produce "this" for a "that" reason. I speak to you "knowing" your talent is better and this crap was completely intentional.

this is dicraceful you have ruined metal gear , P.S. get this shit OFF newgrounds

I am ashamed to be a metal gear solid fan.

i want that larg chunk of my life back you dont know how to be funny this is just..OMG I CAN EVEN -_- explain how reatarted this is

How the Hell did this get on the frount page.... it shouldn't even have been thought of.... Hate the game or love it... but Damn Be tasteful with the Cock Jokes and don't have some many for no reason... that was just the saddest thing every to Hit NG.....
Tom Fulp would die, turn in his grave, come back to life three days later on a sunday forgive you for making such a bad moive and then Damn you all to hell, go there with you just so he can Ass rape you first before Satan gets to you
Fuck that moive was sad... I couln't even watch it all the way through

untalented smuch indeed, you wildest fantasies? wouldnt suprise me guys sucking them selves off thats fuked

i think i lost brain cells watching this shit
Blam this piece of crap!

My god i love MGS, and its parodys but this was the worst thing i have ever seen! It is just filled with gay humor and stupid jokes. Horrible job please dont try again

i can draw better with my ass. i can draw better when my hand has been chopped off. i can even draw better when my hands have been forced down my throat and out my ass.

ChucklesDaClown is damn right. in fact, you dont even deserve -5. your account should be deleted. maybe because im a fanboy who thinks MGS is the greatest thing scince sliced bread, or maybe cos you flash skills suck arse so much, i too am going to vote zero again in an hour.

To everybody who thinks that this is like the other MGS collab, which got 4.5/5 in the first day, think again. You are being duped.

SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!.........

yeah great job wankers, you killed snake. for ever.

My god it was just a peice of shit on every lvl crap animation crap audio no story no well no anything that makes a\nd flash and/or parody even remotely funny this is one of the biggest peices of garbage i've seen in a while please and this goes out to every so called author of this crap please please never reproduce you should all be sterilised....and im not even a angry fan....never been to interested in mgs none the less this is absolute garbage a full testement to the lack of intelligence some people actually have i want to rant some more but i just relised im wasting my time writing anything about crap like this and wasting others time who might read this i'll just leave it with a nice big 0 and ask you never to make a sequal please.......

Aside from the possibility of something resembling an anteater licking a women's crotch turning me on, this sucked. More animals doing nasty thing to nasty women, less humorless MGS jokes and such. Honestly, I think this collab and the other MGS collab suck. Very little funny about them. There is a limit to how many ugly-morphed people, talking vaginas, bad audio, lame jokes, poor animation, shitty imagination, and etc u can put into a flash. Whoever had the bright idea of actually putting this on the front page is a genius (not sarcasm). I think everyone needs to know how horrible this was. Now i understand why Mr. Fulp was so aggravated a month or so ago about this small event. Contributing authors PLEASE (if ur goal isn't to make things that are horrid on mulitple levels) rethink the concept of humor. Thank you. 0/10 0/5 Pue Pue Pue! KABOOOOSH!!

at least change the name to "a piece of $#%!"... thanks for wasting my time..

This is honestly, one of the worst things i've ever seen. How many dumb gay jokes can you have in a Flash. Well, i only needed two before i thought "Wow, how fucked up are you?" and did you really need to do the "Snake Predator" joke, THREE FUCKING TIMES. it wasnt funny the FIRST time.

Now don't waste our time with this piece of crap flash with extreamely disturbing images...serriously....

Worst Metal Gear parody ever made... Doesn't have to say more..
Or wait, no.. The worst flash ever made.. That should do it.

I will tell you how bad this is. It has made me actually register and account. It made me log in, take time out of my day to write this review. Just to have to satisfaction knowing I gave you a 0 for posting this. Next time, take the time to break away from what everyone else is doing and construct something worth posting. I know it was meant as a joke, but in the end it wasn't even funny.

I feel like I just ate a bucket of fried chicken. ugh. watching this actually made me feel like blowing chunks all over my bathroom. this is a collaboration gone horribly horribly wrong. congratulations guys. you crushed my spirit with this monstronsity.

this is the most horrible pice of cow dung, the jokes are lame, the graphics are lame, theres no point to it, its long boring and in no way shape or form does it deserve your time

ive lost my faith in newgrounds for letting this staming pile of shit rar its ugly fucking head on th front page i dont care if this is abusive cause this shit dserves it this crap should be in the obitchuarys.

not enough references
beginning was pretty funny but the rest was not
and the art is freaky in a bad way but i will give you a 2 for trying

dude srry but this just was not funny. i didnt even watch it all i skipped 3 times up to were the creator has a conversation wit himself and i got a bout half wy thru tht
and then i closed he window. it sucked alot. srry

im not kidding. im uasually pretty respectful of other peoples work even if what they did was crappy, but this is in a class of crap of its own. you guys are fucking gay AND high to actually put this materiel on newgrounds. i mean it. did not have to see the gay shit you put in this, im freakin scarred for life. here's my constructive criticism to you: the next time one of you guy's has the urge to do something as shitty as this agin, get one of your friends to handcuff you to a chair and smack you with a wet mackrel untill the urge passes. never pollute newgrounds with this crap again. note to tom fulp: why the hell did this front page? you've given front page to some crazy shit before, but not as bad as this

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starberry i love you

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Holy cock shit. All user accounts made past 2006 should be deleted because of this.

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There are far worse reviews.

Most are barely readable.

If each mistake being made is a new one, then progress is being made.


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At 7/8/08 03:53 AM, Haoie wrote: There are far worse reviews.

Most are barely readable.

dat movie is shit like BS go fuck ur mo then right a sotry about it or jack off to it u fag fuk u losr u attn whore u cunt u don't evn hav a grlfriend hes a dud dumcunt.

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I liked how subtle it was

Further proof NG is terrible


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fu f0d i'm 5ing, if it earns turd it's a homo.

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At 7/7/08 08:11 PM, twosickminds wrote: dat movie is shit like BS go fuck ur mo then right a sotry about it or jack off to it u fag fuk u losr u attn whore u cunt u don't evn hav a grlfriend hes a dud dumcunt.

wut?

Anyway...

Sadly, the irony of Metal Gear funnies was lost on me. I voted it '1' because i thought it was crap.
I'm also one of the people who voted Awesome Gaiden '5'. I did think it was funny. Short, but funny.


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I was expecting a rick roll, or a screamer.


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