Weird ways to die

[darkshadou]

Think of any weird,stupid, and/or humiiating way to die and post it in this thread

[aaron-brace]

At 7/7/08 03:07 PM, darkshadou wrote: Think of any weird,stupid, and/or humiiating way to die and post it in this thread

Trying to suck ones small penis and having the spinal nerves snapped and what not

lucky i do not have this problem

[CombatSnow]

If i was filming a worldwide wildlife show, then outta nowhere a stingray zaps me in the heart.

[Spirosgod]

Cut off your pennis and let you slowly die :O!!!

That's what HUMMILIATING MEANS

[Dema-The-Hedgehog]

Sucking a big dick so fast it burst through the back of your head

[lolomfgisuck]

Birds that eat turtles pick up the turtles, fly into the air, and then try to drop the turtle onto a rock in order to break open the hard shell.

Some ancient philospher died when a bird mistook his bald head for a rock and droped a turtle on him.

[Wigallo]

You get raped in the ass

by a black man.

[Lucy]

Any way. I'd just hate to die.

[string227]

Drowning while ramming a cheerleader in the ass.

end of thread.

[Alukhard]

Try this.

[Tiago11103]

lol. i actually talked about this in school today.

anyway it would suck to die because you tripped and broke your neck.

[Moody-Media]

Wanking with a bag on your head tied to a door.

[BlackPT]

Gaia ads pop-up and show a bitch of that stupid kids game and scream like the nice lady at the end of the maze game

[Ragnarokia]

At 7/7/08 03:08 PM, aaron-brace wrote:

Trying to suck ones small penis and having the spinal nerves snapped and what not

lucky i do not have this problem

Neither do I.

[darksytze]

At 7/7/08 03:10 PM, CombatSnow wrote: If i was filming a worldwide wildlife show, then outta nowhere a stingray zaps me in the heart.

if you are referring to steve irwin, he taped sea creatures for his daughter only.

[Fuoco]

Stung by a bee and die.

It happens.

[TwistedPersonality]

Here it is.

[peterg2]

getting your hand stuck in a toilet humiliating!

[Alukhard]

At 7/7/08 04:05 PM, TwistedPersonality wrote: Here it is.

Hey idiot, how about reading the whole thread before making a post?

[NewgroundSage]

To me this dark little subject remind me of one of my faivorite comedians, George Carlin. And one of his old previous standsup consisted one of the most bizzare deaths to ever hear in life. If you want to die in a cool, strange, unique way of death all you have to do is throw yourself, a snake, a monkey , and a dog in a large sack together. Roll yourselves down a lake. Then watch the fun begin. If for some chance you want to survive this scenario, Your probrably hoping the snake bites the monkey or The monkey kills the dog or the dog eats the snake. Which ever way it goes your just hoping for the best. Yep, George Carlin has alot of sick humor.

[Dekuboy]

To be choked with a stale waffle.

[ThePretenders]

Death by snu-snu seems like an awesome and weird way to die.

[Sk8erGirl14]

Dying from the strain of taking a huge dump.

[sven647]

At 7/19/08 03:32 AM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote: Dying from the strain of taking a huge dump.

Lol i thought that happened to me once.

Alright playing a video game and having all your fingers break in a second causing trama and then you die.

[ManMadeKing]

Stroking out while masturbating.

Uhh.. ah.. UHUHHHAHAHHUAHUHAUHHUHAHHAH </life>

[dogpup4]

Drowning in a pool of semen like in This Game Is A Joke.

[Gulible]

Choke on grapes,I think they are out to get me!

[greatcolded2656]

just cut ur neck under a train and die....

[Skwurll]

puking out a lung

[BenwaHakubi]

Pissin on the third rail.