Heres a quick run through of the average acceptable etiquette for newgrounders.
#1.) If you type good, you must be witty and an overall jackass.
#2.)If you have horrible typing/spelling, you must say random things that you think are funny but is just annoying to everyone else.
#3.)If someone posts a topic and your the first to reply, you have to be a smart ass.
#4.)If someone posts a topic needing help of some sort, no one must actually attempt to help them. Just make fun of their problem and tell them retarted solutions that will never work.
#5.)If someone posts a "Photoshop" topic, you must draw an MS paint penis on their face.
#6.)If you get pissed off, you should never curse them out. Just try to be smarter than them.
#7.)Youll never be smarter than them. Because some third person will step in and take the side of the dumb person.
#8.)You must post topics in places where they dont belong.
#9.)If someone posts a chain reply, you gotta top them off somehow. After all, you cant let them have the last words, can you?
And finally, #10:) You have to post topics that have misleading titles. Like, "My wood is hard." Or "I got something stuck in my ass." However, it must not refer to penises or anal sex.
And if you follow all of these rules, you will soon be acting just like everyone else on the newgrounds BBS. Am i right or am i right?