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I had one where I was raped by a green alien with tentacles, who's face resembled this hot but weird girl I know. Yea it doesn't sound too bad but when I saw her the next day I felt really awkward =\

A few years ago, I had this dream where I was in some sort of book store, but it was all dark inside. Anyway, I (in the dream) was standing on a balcony when a door starts rattling. Then I fall off of the balcony and when I land, my vision fades, and just as I black out, the door opens and some guy who is completely blacked out walks in. Then I woke up.

I also get those "spasm" things, like when I jump in a dream, in real life, my legs spasm.

All my friends were getting stabbed to death by the same guy whereever I went...it was fucked up.

At 7/8/08 08:56 AM, Randominator wrote: I had one where I was raped by a green alien with tentacles, who's face resembled this hot but weird girl I know. Yea it doesn't sound too bad but when I saw her the next day I felt really awkward =\

Sounds like you watched some hentai before you went to sleep.

2 words

Michael Jackson

Nah but being serious I did have a big dream, so If you have the patience then please read on.

The reason: Well, when i was 10 dawn of the dead came out on dvd and my parents bought it because they loved the movie and then I watched it once (it is my favorite movie now but back then it was scary for me), I didnt find the movie scary, it just put stuff in my head about like "what if zombies actually did take over the world" anyway that night I went to sleep balling my eyes out because I thought one was outside my window and then when I finally got to sleep I had this dream.

The dream: First I wake up for school and then everything is normal, I walk to school and everything seems alright and the first 3 sessions go past and then while working on my laptop and then one of my classmates yells out someone is on the oval, everyone gets up and looks and we all realize that he was covered in blood, 4 of the girls throw up and the teacher tells us to stay here and she goes to check it out. We all watch as she runs up to the wounded man. Then we all watch in horror as the man grabs her and bites into her and blood pours everywhere onto the oval as she falls down dieing, we all freak out and half the class runs out. Then we see about 20 others running throught the gate and over the oval towards the school. Me and my mates all run out and go to the other classrooms yelling out random shit that didnt make sense. The teachers then ran out and saw the "zombies" they ran over to them to see and all were killed and bitten. I went to my other mates classroom and pulled him out and while running told him what happened and he followed. Me and my 4 mates all ran to the technology and woodwork room and grabbed anything we could. I found a machete and took two screwdrivers and a drill. My mates took other things. Then we looked out the window and realized we were too late. They all crowed at the window banging and then at the door we all thought we were screwed and then my mate steven put a chair on the work bench and punched up the grate in the air conditioning vents, we all climbed up in time and then while crawling through we heard the door crash down and they all surrounded the room. We then were led into the cooking rooms and jumped down. We grabbed all the knives and then we turned and the cooking teacher was there as a zombie, my mate rhys grabbed a knife and ripped her throat open while I kicked her into the grill, she tried to get up but my other mate mick stabbed a knife right through her back and then I turned on the grill and her face lit up. Then we went through the middle storage room and came into another class, there were 4 people dead in there and we kept going, we then had to go outside and we saw a group of zombies walking near the portables and when the door shut it made a loud noise and it alerted them and we ran as fast as we could and I remember steven falling back and getting attacked and ripped to pieces. The rest of us ran to the canteen and locked the door and jumped over the counter. We shut the roller door and locked up everything. We put the fridges in front of the doors and blocked up every area they could get in. We then had enough food for at least 4 weeks, we went to sleep and then I remember hearing banging and we woke up. And the zombies were banging on the door and then they broke the wood of the door and the only thing blocking them was the fridge. We all ran to the opposite corner and threw everthing at them until they broke the fridge down and stormed the canteen, all I could remember was the screaming of my mates dieing and then one zombie jumping onto me and my blood everywhere then I woke up yelling "HOLY FUCK, HOLY FUCK!" and my mom came in saying "Shut up its 4 in the morning"

and thats all, if you read all of that I salute you

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Ohh, i had a creapy one right before my tumor surgery (thats right bitches, I AM CRIPPLED) i had a dream some "thing" gutted me in the dark....weird ass dream.

This Had to be the must terrible nightmare i had......

When i was like 7 i dreampt out of nowhere, a man with a bag over his head carrying an axe came to my room.I immediately shut the door.He than began chopping the door down, while im sitting in the corner of my bed crying.I then woke up after that.

When I got a boner over a pokemon card

I dreamt my best friend tried to rape me and kill my family, I find it awkward to stay at his house now.

My scariest (and strangest) dream was that Mcdonalds built this indoor amusement park and I got locked in one night. Freddy Crougar, Jason, and Magneto (don't ask) started chasing me! I eventually climbed into a sewer pipe and found Sonic the Hedgehog, who kept them from killing me until three of my best friends shot them to death. (but one died in the process)

One time i had a dream i was lpaying putt putt golf with chucky in lego land. Then i got sucked up into an air tube (futurama for reference) and started fighting abunch of x-men. ANd you thought you all had WIERD dreams.

I'm going to post a real one now, and not just some rape joke.

I was in 3rd grade, and at the daycare I was forced to go to. This was a in a "camera-like" view, I got a knife and killed the daycare owner and I was covered in blood laughing, I woke up with piss all over the bed thinking I had actually killed someone and was paranoid the whole day.

I had a fucked up dream last night. My sister was apparently adopted in this dream and her dad came to get her because he wanted her back. He got in his car and tried running me over so he could get to my sister

I also had a dream where this ten foot tall macho-man shadow figure just walked into my bedroom in the middle of the night during a thunderstorm. Tornado sirens began going off and every toy (i was young when I had this dream) i had came to life and grabbed on to me. Than my little brother's giant stuffed Tigger grabbed my by the neck! I eventually pulled it off of me, took a deep breath, and went to throw it at the shadow, but then I woke up. Just the dream I need. Posessed Tiggers and victory eludes me once more.

i dont usually remember my dreams, but when i was little i always had this falling through my bed and through the kitchen and landing in my garage. since my bedroom is on the 3rd floor i felt like i was falling through my whole house. then one time this happened over and over and i woke up with really sharp pains in my back. i didnt tell anyone and i didnt sleep for like a day because i was too scared to. then when i finally gave in and fell to sleep, after that day this never happened again. i sware it was really weird...

Wow! A lot of cool responses! I thought i'd just get a couple of assholes just taking the piss! Thanks!

I opened my eyes(this was in the nightmare) and I was on a big rock,just big enough so I can step on it.And the rock was surrounded by water,it was like being in the middle of an ocean.The island was also a few meters above the water.And suddenly,it flipped over and I fell in the ocean.And I saw Leviathan( Devil May Cry 3) just 100 meters away from me and it was going for me.And just as it was about to eat me,I woke up and fucking cried like a little girl that saw Pedobear.Then I never played Mission 8 again.Damn...

At 7/7/08 02:22 PM, ManWithNoNameInc wrote:

What do you reckon my dream means? It's really been on my mind for the last few days and has stopped me sleeping. Don't answer mine you don't want.

I t either means that you have homicidal tendancies or you subconciously really hate her

Yesterday I dreamt I had a beard. It was weird, I kept pulling on it.

At 7/7/08 02:36 PM, aaron-brace wrote:

me kill the person i loved was fucking shit freaky and it scarred me but the worst part was when i woke up i threw up everywhere and i couldn't stop throwing up for about half an hour and the weirdest part was that i usually think up more sick things than that but that well and truly scarred and scared me

I feel so sorry for you that must have been absolutley terrifying

This beats all your dreams in mine I got adopted by freddy krougar

I had a horror movie-night with my buddies when i had that dream

I just woke up sitting in front of my computer. Then i looked around and saw that black silhouette through my monitor. After i turned around the silhouette started to scream and thrusted at me! I first thought that i would die but suddenly i was standing in front of my house. Then i went to the inner city to tell the people about it. But when i entered, the time stood still and the people went black, then faded away only to blow my mind with crazy hallucinations of corpses, demons, zombies and a lot of other scary things.

when i was 5 i dreamt i was getting chased by velociraptors in jurassic park

A couple Years ago i started dreaming about Pokemon being in my room telling me what to do. I just lay in my bed telling them to shut up and leave me alone while i tried to sleep (I felt like i was awake, with PKMN being real or something) This dream is the No.1 reason i love having a super immune system.

At 7/7/08 02:36 PM, aaron-brace wrote: the worst dream i ever had was when i violently and brutally killed then raped and ate all of the people i was good freinds with and there was this one bit that stuck out where i killed this person infront of someone and he grabbed me by the throat and lifted me up and in a warped voice said something like "you are one sick mother fucker" and pulled a pistol out on me and i screamed and scared me

you might have been possesed by a demon because they usually show you killing yourself or other people then you throw up

One time, I had this dream that one of my friends was slowly going psycopathic. She kept on saying that everytime she had a friend near her after dark, this strange guy in a cloak would kill them (with an axe). She also said that the first thing the guy did was break her laptop so she spazzed out every time one of us used one. A couple of my other friends and I decided to try and break her of this fear and sleep over at her house one night. I brought my laptop (which is strange because I don't really have one) and she started to freak out again. I told her everything would be fine... but then a guy with an axe busted down the wall. We all ran, he killed all of my friends (besides her) and I took off running through the streets. He soon gave up the chase and went back to her house and killed her. I sat on my porch and cried for the rest of the night (which is also strange because I'm a guy). I felt a need for revenge, so the night after her funeral, I stood beside her gravestone, and surely enough, he came. He raised his axe to kill me, but I had been hiding a pistol and shot him in the face. I stood there kicking his body until daylight, then I woke up.

I had a dream where I was standing outside my dining room, and it was pitch black, i was pushed inside and rode a train through a track that resembled the fires of hell.There were monsters everywhere. I know it was dumb, but I was around 7 at the time.

Life. And I'm still going through it.

Worst nightmare? Had one where I grew a 12" dick and was getting sucked off by this XBOX hueg bear of a man before he brought out a knife and chopped it off.

If I'm to grow a dick, can't it be a hot chick to suck me off? C'mon!

A few months ago, I fell asleep while watching The Matrix. My nightmare was that I was Neo, and that Agent Smith was beating the hell outta me. After that, I passed out (in the nightmare). When I woke up, I was with Morpheus and Trinity, explaining what had happened. The Matrix started to permanently shut down, with me and the others inside. I have failed my mission as the One. But I was lucky that it was just a dream.
My second worst nightmare is weird because it ends like a dream. There was a bunch of very ugly women who took over my house at night. They were chasing me. They wanted me. But I didn't want them, because they were so ugly! I was screaming for help when one has captured me. I then said: "Take me to your leader.". I met the leader. She was so sexy. At the end of this happily-ending nightmare, we had some hot sex.