"He told the officers that it was urban camouflage," said the homeowner.
Meth.
This happened in Wisconsin.
Meth.
The homeowners say they woke up to whistling sounds.
Meth makes you whistle showtunes. Proven fact.
The husband grabbed his shotgun and headed toward the basement where he found the sauced-up intruder.
lol. and Meth.
He held him at gunpoint until police arrived.
He must have gotten real hungry.
The guy told officers he covered himself in barbecue sauce because he wanted to hide from the government.
Meth.
He now faces burglary charges.
That was the greatest article ever. Short, sweet, to the point. And the point was, don't smoke Meth.