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At 7/6/08 09:27 PM, CynicalScythe wrote: Yes, keep that passport close. Be careful, or we might just deport you back to mexico. Now i know what you're thinking, "I'm not mexican"

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I'd go to Savannah,GA if you want to learn a little about American history

At 7/6/08 09:59 PM, Eggys wrote: Going on a road trip with these crazy gas prices?

We'll eventually use up all of the petrol on the Earth, so the more fuel I burn, the better.

Don't go to states that:
- ...border the Atlantic Ocean.
- ...start with T and end with EXAS.
- ...are in the southeast.
- ...survive off the revenue of corn and/or cheese.
- ...are half shrouded in smog and filled with racism and xenophobia.

THE MORE YOU KNOW.

dont go to montana or nebraska because theres nothing there

Go to Alaska.

A guy I know that manages a LaFarge plant went to Florida for a convention a couple of months ago.
He said the state was still a mess. How many years since Katrina? 3? 4?

Lol go to Alabama to some redneck bar and say.

"HAY GUYZ I ISH PUERTO RICAN LOLOLOLOLOLOL"

*Shot dead*

At 7/6/08 09:06 PM, Phsyco-Mantis wrote: Ok, so, since you need a passport to enter the USA (before, Canadians used driver licenses) I got myself a passport and my parents are planning on taking me onto a roadtrip through the states.

Which state should I go to?

Texas, Colorado, Montana, Nevada, Utah, Alaska, Florido, Ohio, and the Carolinas

Which state SHOULDN'T I go to? I'll make a blog about it and I'll post pics on how I'll look like on that day, so if you see a guy that looks like the guy in the pic, running around your street, you'll know it's me.

California, New Jersey, Vermont, West Virginia, and Rhode Island

Just skip Jersey, its a shithole.

new york or california don't go to texas

You should come to Pennsylvania and visit the NG Office. Also, because that's where I live :3

At 7/6/08 10:10 PM, MeatMachine wrote: Don't go to states that:
- ...border the Atlantic Ocean.
- ...start with T and end with EXAS.
- ...are in the southeast.
- ...survive off the revenue of corn and/or cheese.
- ...are half shrouded in smog and filled with racism and xenophobia.

That's pretty much every state except Wyoming. No one cares about Wyoming.

I'd tell you stay out of this shit hole country, but if you must come, hit up Las Vegas, Nevada so I can stab your ass. JK, seriously though, come to Vegas. DO IT NAO!

hmmm... I live in Texas, but there's not much to do...

you could go to san antonio and check out the riverwalk.

At 7/6/08 11:02 PM, Cute-Penguin wrote: new york or california don't go to texas

California is on fire no one wants to go there
and Texas rules they have six flags and the Alamo
also Schlitterban the worlds best waterpark
LONG LIVE TEXAS

At 7/6/08 09:10 PM, Phsyco-Mantis wrote:

At 7/6/08 09:09 PM, Phsyco-Mantis wrote: Boston.

I mean Buffalo.

(I'm not savvy with the cities in USA)

As someone who lives in Buffalo, if you come here, go to a chicken wing place called Duff's. Or you could also go to the Anchor Bar, where chicken wins were first served. But Duff's taste better.

Go to NY, I miss it so. Luckily, I'm going back there in a month. DO NOT GO TO MINNESOTA. I've only been here for a week and its awful. Theres like nothing to do at all.

At 7/6/08 11:07 PM, kRaZyAzN wrote: hmmm... I live in Texas, but there's not much to do...

you could go to san antonio and check out the riverwalk.

Actually the river walk is awesome. There's also the Schlitterbahn (water park, not sure if I spelled it right).

Florida, they have everything you could want there. It's warm there, they have a ton of theme parks and resorts, lots of places to shop and a lot of nice restaurants. Although I wouldn't recommend going there in the summer, it gets way too hot this time of the year. You should go in October, it's not too warm or too cold and the theme parks will have little to no wait for the rides.

Mexico.

At 7/6/08 10:26 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: A guy I know that manages a LaFarge plant went to Florida for a convention a couple of months ago.
He said the state was still a mess. How many years since Katrina? 3? 4?

New Orleans was hit, not Florida.

I'd suggest you pop by:
California (Beautiful land scape)
New York / North East Coast Area (Very historic, and lots of land marks)
Texas (Amazing BBQ)
Avoid!!:
The Mid West (It's underwater ATM :P)
Nevada (Unless you like gambliing and hookers)
Alaska (It's empty)

They're all good states, and the only place that you'll find any amount of actual rude people is the North East Coast Area, but I'd still recommend that particular spot, because of all the war memorials and historical sites, and the Capitol Building is really beautiful if you can get inside to tour it.

right when i saw the topic name, im just thinking "wow, hes fucked"

At 7/6/08 11:28 PM, SimmyKimmy wrote: right when i saw the topic name, im just thinking "wow, hes fucked"

Hey, WE ARE NICE FUCKING PEOPLE.
We have Chuck Norris and Steven Colbert, so you know it's got to be good.

Texas, despite what others have said, is actually a decent tourist spot, but probably not worth going all the way down from Canada to see. It's not that hardcore Republican stronghold that it's always stereotyped as. As Red States go, Texas is fairly pink.

California might be worth seeing, depending on how far you want to drive. L.A. has a lot of nice tourist attractions. They're pretty friendly to foreigners there.

New York is probably your best bet in terms of states to visit. NYC is really great, and it's not even that far of a drive. That should be one of your major stops along the way.

The North-East coast has a lot of interesting cities, but they all kind of run together, so I would limit the ones to visit.

Las Vegas should be the sole reason for going to Nevada if you were to travel there. And the same basic principle applies to Chicago, in Illinois.

If there's any states to avoid, it would be the mostly dull midwest states like Iowa, Nebraska, Missouri, Oklahoma, Arkansas, and the Dakotas. And the hardcore Appalachian states like West Virginia, and Kentucky have little to offer in terms of tourism.

Come to Minnesota so I have someone to talk to.

Connecticut!!! come to CT

Theirs some things to do, you could uhhh check out the old rich ppl

ahh who am I kidding, don't come here, just stay away

It's boring here

dont. it sucks.