For 10k a month..

[cast]

Would you go to the bathroom out of your mouth for the rest of your life? You could quit your job/ never have to get a job and make a living off of pooping. Would you do it?

[piemold]

no, but i'd let someone throw up on my face daily.

[yurgenburgen]

No, because chances are I'd end up choking and dieing on my own shit.

[Rawmin]

If you mean throwing up everyday, then no thanks

I fuckin hate throwing up

[Pounce]

Ugh, no. I value my mouth feeling sanitary over any amount of money.

[Shadow-1409]

No way, money isnt everything. ;)

[CynicalScythe]

No. Shit taste is not something i can live with.

[Epicness]

If you had an eating disorder anyways...

[solardave]

I am quite content working and not shitting out of my mouth thanks.

[cast]

At 7/6/08 06:37 PM, piemold wrote: no, but i'd let someone throw up on my face daily.

You would get chunks up your nose and stomach acid all over your face, and inside your mouth. And massive eye pain.

[Nicholas-Deary]

o.O

lol whut?

[Pounce]

At 7/6/08 06:39 PM, cast wrote:

At 7/6/08 06:37 PM, piemold wrote: no, but i'd let someone throw up on my face daily.

You would get chunks up your nose and stomach acid all over your face, and inside your mouth. And massive eye pain.

Damnit man I'm trying to eat lunch here

[Legionnaire-X]

Not for the rest of my life but for a month yeh.

[Benovere]

At 7/6/08 06:37 PM, cast wrote: Would you go to the bathroom out of your mouth for the rest of your life? You could quit your job/ never have to get a job and make a living off of pooping. Would you do it?

Can I quit after getting enough money? If not, no.

[killerjeff]

The thing I hate is vomiting. I'd rather work than puke up feces.

[cast]

At 7/6/08 06:39 PM, solardave wrote: I am quite content working and not shitting out of my mouth thanks.

You're very welcome! Thank you for participating in my thread!

[Peacekid]

Just 10k a month? Not worth it

[CherinoGears]

10K a month? id do it for a whole year and get loaded. then quit, buy myself a years worth of lysterine, and never speak of it again.

[solardave]

At 7/6/08 06:41 PM, cast wrote:

At 7/6/08 06:39 PM, solardave wrote: I am quite content working and not shitting out of my mouth thanks.

You're very welcome! Thank you for participating in my thread!

Such good customer service! I must visit here more often.

[TheRadicalOne]

After this thread I think I can safely say,

"Well I may be broke but at least I don't shit out of my mouth."

[cast]

At 7/6/08 06:40 PM, Benovere wrote:
Can I quit after getting enough money? If not, no.

At 7/6/08 06:40 PM, Legionnaire-X wrote: Not for the rest of my life but for a month yeh.

For the rest of your life! Read the first post a bit closer Newgrounds!

[ManEggs]

Hell yes I'd do it. Shit is probably better smelling then what my breath smells like now.

[piemold]

At 7/6/08 06:39 PM, cast wrote:

At 7/6/08 06:37 PM, piemold wrote: no, but i'd let someone throw up on my face daily.

You would get chunks up your nose and stomach acid all over your face, and inside your mouth. And massive eye pain.

still worth it.

[evil-clown-12]

How can I say yes without some yank making a crack about my dental hygiene? I brush, use mouthwash and floss twice a day, man!

[Legionnaire-X]

At 7/6/08 06:43 PM, cast wrote:

At 7/6/08 06:40 PM, Benovere wrote:
Can I quit after getting enough money? If not, no.

At 7/6/08 06:40 PM, Legionnaire-X wrote: Not for the rest of my life but for a month yeh.

For the rest of your life! Read the first post a bit closer Newgrounds!

I read the first post, answered then gave what I would do.

[cast]

At 7/6/08 06:52 PM, Legionnaire-X wrote:

At 7/6/08 06:43 PM, cast wrote:

At 7/6/08 06:40 PM, Benovere wrote:
Can I quit after getting enough money? If not, no.

At 7/6/08 06:40 PM, Legionnaire-X wrote: Not for the rest of my life but for a month yeh.

For the rest of your life! Read the first post a bit closer Newgrounds!

I read the first post, answered then gave what I would do.

That is not an option, this is a curse. If you're a greedy lazy mother fucker, you're going to be dumping shit from your mouth for the rest of your days. It's all a trade off.

It's like the guy wishing for a million dollars and finding his wife dead the next day and getting the million dollar life insurance check.

It's either a oh, of course I would shit out of my mouth for the rest of my physical life for 10 grand a month. Or " No cast, I would not accept this offer. You sure are one sick twisted father fucker."

You see Mr. I can't read,

THERES ONLY TWO OPTIONS.

Once you're locked into this, theres no way out! You will be shitting and pissing out of your mouth until you self abort or die for whatever other reason.

[gdog163]

does that mean we eat and puke out of our ass?

[cast]

At 7/6/08 07:10 PM, gdog163 wrote: does that mean we eat and puke out of our ass?

No, your asshole is clean and snuggle fresh, just like vagina.

[Epicness]

At 7/6/08 07:10 PM, gdog163 wrote: does that mean we eat and puke out of our ass?

Eww, violent diarriea... in a way.

[Dookiemaister]

if you throw up daily then your esophagus will just tear apart and you wont be able to eat. so you would need to get a ton of surgeries which will most likely use up all the cash you receive.