Let's make hilarious translations

[life]

Using Google translator for songs and other things yields hilarious results. For example:

"Existing Basketball Game" ("Take me out to the Ball Game" translated from English to Korean and back)

This day, ball games,
Dalraetdeonihapnida with the crowd.
Buy some peanuts, Cracker Jack,
I do not care if I never again,
I root, root, root for the first time in the team,
Yo, unless you do not deserve to win.
It's about 1, 2, Strike three, you're out,
Existing basketball game

It doesn't have to be a song, but it's more interesting to try to sing it after it's been "translated", or to play name that song.

Let's see what you can make.

[elementell]

Rick roll.

Never going giving it up never going leaving it in the pass never going stranding and leaving it never going forming it for cry never going parting to take never going explaining a lie and injuring it.

[Peacekid]

We are not strangers to love
You know the rules and therefore I
Full commitment, what Im thinking
You get this wouldnt any other guy

I just want to tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never want to give you work
Do not ever want to inform you
Never want to run around you and desert
Do not ever want to make you cry
Never want to say goodbye
Never want to say a lie and evil you

English > Russian > French > English

[cast]

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[MyMonkey]

1+ postcount topic full of shit.

[SlipperyMooseCakes]

Botany

The cucumber is a creeping vine that roots in the ground and grows up trellises or other supporting frames, wrapping around ribbing with thin, spiraling tendrils. The plant has large leaves that form a canopy over the fruit.

The fruit is roughly cylindrical, elongated, with tapered ends, and may be as large as 60 cm long and 10 cm in diameter. Cucumbers grown to be eaten fresh (called slicers) and those intended for pickling (called picklers) are similar. Cucumbers are mainly eaten in the unripe green form. The ripe yellow form normally becomes too bitter and sour.

Having an enclosed seed and developing from a flower, cucumbers are scientifically classified as fruits. Much like tomatoes and squash, however, their sour-bitter flavor contributes to cucumbers being perceived, prepared and eaten as vegetables. Still, "vegetable" is a purely culinary term, and there is no conflict in classifying cucumber as both a fruit and a vegetable.
A cucumber sprout with its first leaves
A cucumber sprout with its first leaves

[edit] Flowering and pollination

A few varieties of cucumber are parthenocarpic, the blossoms creating seedless fruit without pollination. Pollination for these varieties degrades the quality. In the US, these are usually grown in greenhouses, where bees are excluded. In Europe, they are grown outdoors in some regions, and bees are excluded from these areas. Most cucumber varieties, however, are seeded and require pollination. Thousands of hives of honey bees are annually carried to cucumber fields just before bloom for this purpose. Cucumbers may also be pollinated by bumblebees and several other bee species.

Symptoms of inadequate pollination include fruit abortion and misshapen fruit. Partially pollinated flowers may develop fruit which are green and develop normally near the stem end, but pale yellow and withered at the blossom end.

Traditional varieties produce male blossoms first, then female, in about equivalent numbers. New gynoecious hybrid cultivars produce almost all female blossoms. However, since these varieties do not provide pollen, they must have interplanted a pollenizer variety and the number of beehives per unit area is increased. Insecticide applications for insect pests must be done very carefully to avoid killing off the insect pollinators.

[edit] Taste
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Pickling cucumbers
Pickling cucumbers

There appears to be variability in the human olfactory response to cucumbers, with the majority of people reporting a mild, almost watery flavor or a light melon taste, while a small but vocal minority report a highly repugnant taste, some say almost perfume like. This likely has a genetic basis analogous to the bitter taste, phenylthiocarbamide.

[edit] Pickling

Main article: Pickled cucumber

Cucumbers can be pickled for flavor and longer shelf life. As compared to eating cucumbers, pickling cucumbers tend to be shorter, thicker, less regularly-shaped, and have bumpy skin with tiny white- or black-dotted spines. They are never waxed. Color can vary from creamy yellow to pale or dark green. Pickling cucumbers are sometimes sold fresh as "Kirby" or "Liberty" cucumbers. The pickling process removes or degrades much of the nutrient content, especially that of vitamin C. Pickled cucumbers are soaked in vinegar or brine or a combination, often along with various spices. Pickled cucumbers are often referred to simply as "pickles" in the U.S. or "Gherkins" or "Wallies" in the U.K, the latter name being more common in the north of England where it refers to the large vinegar-pickled cucumbers commonly sold in fish & chip shops.

[edit] Varieties
Dosakai at a market in Guntur, India.
Dosakai at a market in Guntur, India.

* English cucumbers can grow as long as 2 feet (0.61 m). They are nearly seedless, have a delicate skin which is pleasant to eat, and are sometimes marketed as "Burpless", because the seeds and skin of other varieties of cucumbers can give some people gas[citation needed].
* Japanese cucumbers (ky%u016Bri) are mild, slender, deep green, and have a bumpy, ridged skin. They can be used for slicing, salads, pickling, etc., and are available year-round.
* Mediterranean cucumbers are small, smooth-skinned and mild. Like the English cucumber, Mediterranean cucumbers are nearly seedless.
* Slicers grown commercially for the North American market are generally longer, smoother, more uniform in color, and have a much tougher skin. Slicers in other countries are smaller and have a thinner, more delicate skin.
* In North America, the term "wild cucumber" refers to manroot.
* Dosakai is a yellow cucumber available in parts of India. These vegetables are generally round in shape. It is commonly added in Sambar/Soup, Daal and also in making Dosa-Aavakaaya(Indian Pickle) and Chutney.
* In May 2008, British supermarket chain Sainsbury's unveiled the 'c-thru- cumber', a thin-skinned variety which reportedly does not require peeling.[1]

[edit] History of the cucumber

Cucumber originated in India.[2][3] Large genetic variety of cucumber has been observed in different parts of India.[3] The cucumber has been cultivated for at least 3,000 years in Western Asia, and was probably introduced to other parts of Europe by the Romans. Records of cucumber cultivation appear in France in the 9th century, England in the 14th century, and in North America by the mid-16th century.

[edit] Earliest cultivation

The cucumber is believed to be native to India, and evidence indicates that it has been cultivated in Western Asia for 3,000 years. The cucumber is also listed among the foods of ancient Ur and the legend of Gilgamesh describes people eating cucumbers. Some sources also state that it was produced in ancient Thrace, and it is certainly part of modern cuisine in Bulgaria and Turkey, parts of which make up that ancient state. From India, it spread to Greece (where it was called "vilwos") and Italy (where the Romans were especially fond of the crop), and later into China. The fruit is mentioned in the Bible (Numbers 11:5) as having been freely available in Egypt, even to the enslaved Israelites: We remember the fish, which we did eat in Egypt freely/the cucumbers, and the melons, and the leeks, and the onions, and the garlic. The Israelites later came to cultivate the cucumber themselves, and Isaiah 1:8 briefly mentions the method of agriculture - The Daughter of Zion is left/like a shelter in a vineyard/like a hut in a field of melons/like a city under siege. The shelter was for the person who kept the birds away, and guarded the garden from robbers.

[edit] Roman Empire

The Roman Emperor Tiberius had the cucumber on his table daily during summer and winter. The Romans reportedly used artificial methods (similar to the greenhouse system) of growing to have it available for his table every day of the year. They would be wheeled out in carts to sit in the sun daily, then taken in to keep them warm, stored under frames or in cucumber houses glazed with oiled cloth known as "specularia".

Pliny the Elder describes the Italian fruit as very small, probably like a gherkin, describing it as a wild cucumber considerably smaller than the cultivated one. Pliny also describes the preparation of a medication known as "elaterium", though some scholars believe that he refers to Cucumis silvestris asininus, a species different from the common cucumber.[4] Pliny also writes about several other varieties of cucumber, including the Cultivated Cucumber,[5] and remedies from the different types (9 from the cultivated, 5 from the "anguine", and 26 from the "wild". The Romans are reported to have used cucumbers to treat scorpion bites, bad eyesight, and to scare away mice. Wives wishing for children wore them around their waists. They were also carried by the midwives, and thrown away when the child was born.

[cast]

At 7/6/08 01:55 PM, Iongcat wrote: I can see where this is heading.

Pure walls of text, nobody is reading.

We can't help it if you guys are lazy, I'm reading everything like I always do, shut up and have fun or get out.

[Mechabloby]

Radiohead's Idioteque translated into Japanese and back into English:

who is a bunker?
who is a bunker?
Women and children first
And children first
And the children
I laugh until my head is missing.
I burst I have to swallow
Until I burst
Until I

who is a bunker?
who is a bunker?
I've seen too much
If you have not seen enough
Seen it?
I laugh until my head is missing.
Women and children first
And children first
And kids

Yes, I am here
All of all time
Yes, I am here
All of all time

Ice Age coming
Ice Age coming
Let me hear both sides
Let me hear both sides
Let me hear both
Ice Age coming
Ice Age coming
Thrown to the fire
Thrown to the fire
Throwing,

We are not scaremongering
This is really going on
Going
We are not scaremongering
This is really going on
Going
Mobile quirking
Mobiles chirping
Take the money and run
Take the money and run
Take the money

Yes, I am here
All of all time
Yes, I am here
All of all time

Yes, I am here
All of all time
Yes, I am here
All of all time

Lost their hearing impaired children

[Seriana]

Damn you life, you're the only one that can make me hate my language so much

[totaln00b]

Room without a Window - Operation Ivy

The location of the mistakes he is banned
Attempted education, righteous accusation
Only the description of the locket, a simple observation
The degradation of our state
And we are talking about, one has heard through the walls created by
The ceiling is cruel and self-satisfied pride
It's hard slowly made three statements rage
Any war is always strictly closing
Room without a view out the window, you can not ...
Is willing to make the bottom-end of his life to stay inside
Created a corner border, the border was created law and order
Stamp with the word politics and religion
The wreckage of our culture and to draw the dividing
I can not see out of the room without windows.

[Rideo]

English to Korean to English

Add it up-Violent Femmes

Every day
I walk.
And I would assume.
But the following day today.
I will stop
And nanga begin.

One reason is what you get sueopneun kiss?
One reason is what you get sueopneun kiss?
Believe me, I will not say that Miss Stranger
But I pants and reporting, and
I need a kiss.

One reason is what sueopneun get the screws?
One reason is what sueopneun get the screws?
I believe you know exactly what to do.
But what is love, you never let me.

What is the reason sueopneun order to get sex?
What is the reason sueopneun order to get sex?
I guess I have got something to do with luck
But I've waited my whole life is only one ...

[NGCA]

NAME THAT SONG!

Go on the bus wheels
Round and round
Round and round
Round and round
Go on the bus wheels
Round and round
All through the town

Go to the people on the bus
Up or down.
Up or down.
Up or down.
Go to the people on the bus
Up or down.
All through the town

Says driver on the bus
Back to Move
Back to Move
Back to Move
Says driver on the bus
Back to Move
All through the town

Go to the baby on the bus
WAUWAUWAU
WAUWAUWAU
WAUWAUWAU
Go to the baby on the bus
WAUWAUWAU
All through the town

Mother go on the bus
Subject subject subject
Subject subject subject
Subject subject subject
The mommies go on the bus
Subject subject subject
All through the town

The horn is on the bus
Sound BIPUBIPUBIPU
Sound BIPUBIPUBIPU
Sound BIPUBIPUBIPU
The horn is on the bus
Sound BIPUBIPUBIPU
All through the town

[squidly]

Star spangled banner to chinese (traditional) and back:

Oh, the words! You can see the early light of dawn
What makes us proud to cheers, the last in their old age gleaming;
Its broad stripes and bright stars, through the dangerous struggle,
o'er the walls we see so bravely flow »
And the rockets red glare and bombs bursting in air,
Proved through the night, our flag is still there:
Oh, the words! Is Star - Banner, but the wave
o'er the land of the free and home courageous »

On the shore, dimly seen through the fog of deep,
Friends of the Earth and the arrogance of the host country in fear of silence reposes,
What is one of the breeze, o'er the towering steep,
Because it fitfully impact, semi-hidden, half-disclosure »
Now the entire morning to catch up with a bouquet of the first,
In a now fully reflect the brilliant light, the flow:
'TIS a star - Banner! Oh, long may it wave
o'er the land of the free and home courageous!

Who is there and the band, so vauntingly sworn in
This wreaked havoc of war and fighting the chaos
A home, a country should leave us no more »
Their blood has washed away their foul footsteps' pollution!
No refuge could save hireling and slave
From the terror of flight or the serious haze:
And Star - Banner in the victory doth wave
o'er the land of the free and home of the brave.

Oh, it's history, when free people should stand
They love between the family and the desolation of war!
blest with the victory and peace, May heav'n - rescued land
Praise the power%u7942%u6240obtain and preserve our nation!
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
This is our motto: "God is our trust":
And Star - Banner in the victory should wave
o'er the land of the free and home of the brave.

[lux2000]

here is my attempts with first the english then the translation and then the translation of the translation

Chinese
Today is a good day to die = %u4ECA%u5929%u662F%u6B7B%u7684%u4E00%u50 0B%u65E9%u6668%u597D = Today is a good morning which dies (all i can say is ...... EH!)

Everything by everyone = %u4E00%u5207%u7531%u5927%u5BB6 = All by everybody (nearly the same)

Metal Gear Solid = %u91D1%u5C6C%u9F52%u8F2A%u56FA%u9AD4 = Metal gear solid (SO GOOD IT REMAINS THE SAME NO MATTER WHAT THE LANGUAGE)

and now a mad translation (which will be english to chinese and english and then spanish and back to english again

newgrounds is the home of user made content and was way before poop-tube = newgrounds%u662F%u7528%u6236%u505A%u7684 %u5167%u5BB9%u7684%u5BB6%u5E76%u4E14%u66 2F%u65B9%u5F0F%u5728%u8239%u5C3E%u7BA1%u 4E4B%u524D =newgrounds is the content family who the user does, and is the way before the stern tube = los newgrounds son la familia contenta que lo hace el usuario, y son la manera antes del tubo severo = newgrounds is the contented family who makes the user, and is the way before the severe tube

[TheMaster]

"Final countdown"

He was left with one,
But still his farewell
And came back with, perhaps,
To the earth, who can tell?
I think there is no one to blame
Were leaving the land
Will things ever be the same again?

The counting of the final ...

For the title and we still have a long standing Friday
We can cause theyve seen and we all welcome
With so many light years to go and things found
I also make sure that all miss her.

[life]

At 7/6/08 01:54 PM, MyMonkey wrote: 1+ postcount topic full of shit.

oh boy a badass rebel with no creativity.

English:
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Japanese:
How much wood CHAKKUCHAKKUCHAKKU tree, the tree's groundhog?

[TheJamoke]

Devil's Haircut, English > Russian > English
as if the song made any sense to begin...

Something happened because my mind disappears
And everywhere I look
There, waiting at a standstill
The temperature in dropping rotten at the oasis
Stealing kisses from a person leperous

Heads are hanging from trees garbage man
Mouthwash Jukebox petrol
Pistols are pointing
At the poor man's pockets
Smiling eyes ripping of his sockets

A devil haircut, in my opinion,
A devil haircut, in my opinion,
A devil haircut, in my opinion,
A devil haircut, in my opinion,

Love machines on the sympathy crutches
Discount on orgies dropout buses
Hitching ride with bleeding noses
Coming into the city with a brief case blues

A devil haircut, in my opinion,
A devil haircut, in my opinion,
A devil haircut, in my opinion,
A devil haircut, in my opinion,

Something happened because my mind disappears
Ghetto-explosive disintegrating
Rock 'n' roll, know what I said
And everywhere I look
There, waiting at a standstill

A devil haircut, in my opinion,
A devil haircut, in my opinion,
A devil haircut, in my opinion,
A devil haircut, in my opinion.

[Omibagoshkinz]

Guess the song, I bet you won't.

I hope you like animals TA Made
I hope you feel
I hope you like animals TA Made
My very existence is flawed
I am close to God,

[TheMaster]

I saw people would not believe. The attack ship on fire off the shoulder of Orion. c - GURITTAINZADAKU tannhauser beam seen near the gate. All the moment of time is lost, in the rain to tears. Time to die.

- Roy Batty

[TheJamoke]

At 7/6/08 02:32 PM, Omibagoshkinz wrote: Guess the song, I bet you won't.

I hope you like animals TA Made
I hope you feel
I hope you like animals TA Made
My very existence is flawed
I am close to God,

Nine Inch Nails- Closer a.k.a. I wanna fuck you like an animal yadda yadda yadda, next.

[tatsumaru7]

No, this post seems shit.

[Omibagoshkinz]

What's this one?
If you want to know a number of years. "
If you want to know a number of years. "
The best relationships, darling boy.
If you want to know a number of years. "

[Racoonmario]

Guess the song.

Also, behold! Wall of text!

Strewing New York, the beginning new of Yorkai new, the novelties going today, In, I want to be, the part of it is New York, New York these wandering shoes, strives to go away directly in the heart of that, New York, New York is that I want to wake up in the town that doesnt sleep And find the king In of the hill - they small municipal blues the leading group, melts, hurt, beginning quite new him is, which in old New York, if I this there, hurt can make, which somewhere up to you - if New York, New York New York, New York, which I in town wants to wake up, this sleeps never And In, top number 1 list, king hill number 1 they small municipal blues to find, melts, make In, which go, quite new beginning his, is in old New York And if I this because can make, In, going, make somewhere this up to you - New York New York New York.

Pretty easy eh?

[Sun-Wukong]

We do not have the love of strangers
You know the rules, so I
What is the full commitment, my thoughts
You do not get this from any other guy

[Sun-Wukong]

At 7/6/08 02:49 PM, Sun-Wukong wrote: We do not have the love of strangers
You know the rules, so I
What is the full commitment, my thoughts
You do not get this from any other guy

English to Chinese to English.

[UltraPulse]

Stairway to Heaven

English -> Russian -> French -> English

There, Lady Who am sure
All that glitters is gold
And shes purchase scale skyward.
When she arrives, she knows
If all shops closed
What word could get what it has come.
Ooh, ooh, and shes purchase scale skyward.

Theres a mark on the wall
But she wants to be sure
you know, if sometimes words have two meanings.
In the tree in the creek
Theres songbird who sings,
Sometimes, all our thoughts misgive.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it makes me wonder.

Theres a feeling I get
When I look to the west,
And my mind, which cry.
In my mind, I saw
The rings of smoke through the trees
A vote of those who are constantly looking.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it makes me really wonder.

And he whispered that soon
If we ask all parameters
Then the piper will lead us to reason.
And a new day dawns
For those who long
And the forest echoes with the laughter.

If theres animation in your hedgerow
Do not worry, now that
Its only source of clean May Queen.
Yes, there are two ways to go through
But in the long term
Theres still time to change you on the road.
And it makes me wonder.

Your head, and he usually go sing
In case you do not know
Pipers call you to join them,
Ladies, you can hear the wind blow,
Do you know
Your scale is located on the whisper of wind.

And as we wind on the road
Our great shadow of our souls.
He walks a lady we all know
Who reads the white light, and he wants to show
As always evrything-turns to gold.
And if you listen very hard
Customize comes to you in the past.
When all is one and one of all
Will Rock, and not on the roll.

And it's buying a stairway to heaven.

[Centurion-Ryan]

DragonForce-Through the Fire and Flames
English to Traditional Chinese and back.

In a cold winter morning, in a time before the light
In the eternal flame in the death of the rule, we take the fight
When darkness has fallen and the tough times alright
Voice of evil laughter around the world tonight

Fighting efforts on the fight for the steel, through the wasteland evermore
The soul will find scattered hell, bodies wasted on the coast

Plain in the dark domain of the hell we are concerned about them, for them to
In the fire, pain, and once again we know that

So now we fly any time in the past free, we are free, thunderstorms
With regard to the wilderness, we pursue, contains information on
Far beyond the sunset, far beyond the moon
I hearts, our hearts and all our souls!

So far, we wait for the day
For all life, so wasted
We feel that painful loss of life in the Thousand Days
Through fire and flame, we conducted

As the red dawn of days and lightning cracks in the sky
We will raise our hands to the days, and dissatisfaction, in their eyes
Running back from mid-morning light and burning in my heart
We are banished from the time a fall in the land of life, beyond stars

In your darkest dreams, to see that their own destiny, this time
And the endless, we will all free tonight

And the wings of a dream, so far beyond the reality
All alone in despair, the time is now ripe
Lost, you'll never find the loss of my own heart
Day after day, this suffering must continue

So far, we wait for the day
For all life, so wasted
We feel that painful loss of life in the Thousand Days
Through fire and flame, we conducted

Now here we stand with their blood in our hands
We fought so efforts, and now we can understand? »
I will break the seal, and this curse, if I can
Freedom of the press every man!

So far, we wait for the day
For all life, so wasted
We feel that painful loss of life in the Thousand Days
Through fire and flame, we have to!
________________________________________
__
I lol'd like it was never thought possible.

[Malthus]

Misfits- Where Eagles Dare

We pass and as for them who go as for them who take all movement all losers are picked up, using the eye and the feature which finish to become tired, you think of that those really worry [washi] where does bitterly boldly, depending upon us whom you walk to the night? I ain' The t thinks of the baby, I ain' which better goddamn [ro] [ku] is not it is not concerning that; The t the baby, lovely thinks of the person, as for the omelette of the sickness which better goddamn [ro] [ku] is not it is not concerning that the meal of your noon her mouth of the bactericide which tempts your gland entirely I ain' which it waits; The t thinks of the baby, I ain' which better goddamn [ro] [ku] is not it is not concerning that; The t the baby, lovely thinks of the person, let' which better goddamn [ro] [ku] is not it is not concerning that; Your boundary let' of s test pain; As for s which rank it continues, that' which is seen; As for s your past chest which happens with your rape using the eye and the feature which finish to become tired, let' which thinks of that those really worry; [washi] where does bitterly boldly, depending upon s let' which goes; [washi] where does bitterly boldly, depending upon s I ain' which goes; The t thinks of the baby, I ain' which better goddamn [ro] [ku] is not it is not concerning that; The t thinks of the baby, I ain' which better goddamn [ro] [ku] is not it is not concerning that; The t thinks of the baby, I ain' which better goddamn [ro] [ku] is not it is not concerning that; The t goddamn [ro] [ku] is not not the baby, the person, the person, of the person is thought better lovely lovely lovely

[aaron-brace]

wow this is totally fucked up i translated my favorite song (Nirvana-You know you're right" form english to japanese back to english to french to german then back to english

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this is what it is supposed to say

"I will never bother you
I will never promise too
I will never follow you
I will never bother you

Never speak a word again
I will crawl away for good
I will move away from here
You won't be afraid of fear

No thought was put into this
I always knew it would come to this
Things have never been so swell
I have never failed to fail

Pain, pain, pain
You know you're right
You know you're right
You know you're right
It's so warm and calm inside
I no longer have to hide
Let's talk about someone else
Steaming soup begins to melt

nothing really bothers her
She just wants to love herself
I will move away from here
You won't be afraid of fear

No thought was put into this
I always knew it'd come like this
Things have never been so swell
I have never felt this real

Pain, pain, pain, pain, pain

You know you're right
You know you're right
You know you're right

Pain..."

[HippyHoppyHobo]

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Fresh prince...english to japanese and back