Worst Restroom Experience Ever!

[SHIT-TANK]

So a couple of nights ago I went to the movies. I got a super large Mr.Pibb like a always do. So not supprisingly I had to pee 1/2 through the movie.

As I make my way to the bathroom I guy ran in before me. I just assumed that he really had to go. Now I get in there and he's that the first urinal and theirs nobody else in the bathroom.

Theirs about 15 empty urinals so I do the thing we men always do...1 urinal buffer. So as I'm doing my business and notice that my neighbor here is now breaking rule number 2 he's looking right at me so I'm slightly creeped out. Then all of a sudden he starts making these noises...these deep weird noises that sound like he's getting extreme pleasure from peeing, but to the point where they almost sounded orgasmic. So now I'm pretty weirded out because he won't stop he just keeps going with the noises.

Now heres the kicker, for no reason he jumps from his urinal to the one right next to mine and continues to look at me. So I pretty much force everything I have left out and got the hell out of there.

Now I'm really not a homophobe but was I right to be creeped out?

[ZachMM]

That is really creepy. You made a good choice in leaving as fast as you could.

[Ungar]

You were supposed to give him a long loving kiss and then proceed to grope his balls and urinate on his legs.

[MasarapProductions]

I would have karate chopped him in his throat...

[SilverBaller]

i'm sorry i won't do it again...

[MercZ]

I don't think you will get as close to the experience as that guy who sat in the stall next to Larry Craig had.

[goomba94]

Weird.

[yfor4]

Kinda like this?

[videogamer0810]

At 7/5/08 02:40 PM, yfor4 wrote: Kinda like this?

Minus the shitty MSPaint.

[Sk8erGirl14]

I don't know about these "urinal rules", but either way that's really creepy.

[SHIT-TANK]

At 7/5/08 02:48 PM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote: I don't know about these "urinal rules", but either way that's really creepy.

Rule 1 - No eye contact

Rule 2- No talking

Rule 3 - Always honor the one urinal buffer if possible.

Simple rules that keep the mens room running smoothly.

[Bomber1337]

Probably when I went into the portapotty at someone's house that was my aunt's friend's there was a cut off penis in there.

[l33t-soldier]

Shoulda just made a game out of it and starting jumping urinals!

[emma-existential]

Once, I was in a theatre stall, and this woman in the one next to me tried to have a conversation with me while she was, very obviously, trying to pass something. When I refused to play along, she got mad and started griping at me about "being a bitch". I did my best to hurry and got out of there. I never saw her, and I doubt she ever saw me, so I'm unsure of who it even was, but it was a rather unpleasant experience.

[mranarchy]

Its a fucking disgrace that no one has put 'you should have grabbed his cock' yet.

Also...the world is full of people like that...sooner or later, you will come across one. You probably did the best thing you could have done. Confronting him could'nt have ended well.

[CherinoGears]

At 7/5/08 02:48 PM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote: I don't know about these "urinal rules", but either way that's really creepy.

how could you not know the urinal rules? its like encoded in the male DNA. it isnt somthing thats taught or learned in a book, it just is.

[KillerCRS]

You should've grabbed his coc---

Nevermind . . .

[Zombified]

It could have nothing to do with him being a homo, it's still creepy as shit. So no I don't blame you man..

[Jackotrades]

Bwahaha! you probably fell for a prank! There were probably some guys hangin out in front of the stall who egged the guy on to "approach" you and make some noises! You left hastefully, the guy exits too and laughs with his bros...

OR you really had a creepy run in with sir grabs your-

Either way I am laughing.

[ZyklonB]

Same thing happened to me, Its a Conspiracy Jeeves!!!

[Reapertonn]

And you didn't even give him a goodbye kiss?

[HibiscusKazeneko]

At 7/5/08 02:40 PM, yfor4 wrote: Kinda like this?

More like this.

[ThoseSneakyFrench]

It was a mating call he was making. You should have joined in with him to let him know your ready.

[Supperdude9]

At 7/5/08 02:37 PM, MercZ wrote: I don't think you will get as close to the experience as that guy who sat in the stall next to Larry Craig had.

ROFL, I was looking for that referance.

[HibiscusKazeneko]

At 7/6/08 01:55 AM, HibiscusKazeneko wrote:

At 7/5/08 02:40 PM, yfor4 wrote: Kinda like this?

More like this.

Or this.

[IndyKid500]

At 7/5/08 02:21 PM, SHIT-TANK wrote: Now I'm really not a homophobe but was I right to be creeped out?

No, it isn't.

[Supperdude9]

At 7/6/08 02:05 AM, HibiscusKazeneko wrote:

At 7/6/08 01:55 AM, HibiscusKazeneko wrote:

At 7/5/08 02:40 PM, yfor4 wrote: Kinda like this?

More like this.

Or this.

What the fucking hell?!? o_0

[HibiscusKazeneko]

At 7/6/08 02:09 AM, Supperdude9 wrote:

At 7/6/08 02:05 AM, HibiscusKazeneko wrote:

At 7/6/08 01:55 AM, HibiscusKazeneko wrote:

At 7/5/08 02:40 PM, yfor4 wrote: Kinda like this?

More like this.

Or this.

What the fucking hell?!? o_0

What's the matter? Haven't read Kusomiso Technique?

[Supperdude9]

At 7/6/08 02:13 AM, HibiscusKazeneko wrote:

At 7/6/08 02:09 AM, Supperdude9 wrote:

At 7/6/08 02:05 AM, HibiscusKazeneko wrote:

At 7/6/08 01:55 AM, HibiscusKazeneko wrote:

At 7/5/08 02:40 PM, yfor4 wrote: Kinda like this?

More like this.

Or this.

What the fucking hell?!? o_0

What's the matter? Haven't read Kusomiso Technique?

No I have not, sir.

*clicks link and reads*

...

...wow. Just wow.

At least now I know where that "Grinman" pic originated from....

[gamerdakota]

I remember when I was like 10 I went to a theater restroom. To my shock, I saw two gay dudes, one was taking a shit, the other was watching. In fucking public.

I have nothing against gay people, but come on, that's fucking disgusting.