Ask a Black Dude.

[CherinoGears]

Ok I was whatchin Dave Chapelles Show on Comedy Central. IN it they had a skit called "Paul Moonys Ask a Black Dude." Then I saw the tread in here called Ask a Crane Operator.
Then I said what the hell, id give it a try.

So welcome to "CherinoGears, Ask a Black Dude" where you can ask me a black dude anything reguarding being black, no matter how stupid or steriotypical the question is.

[Objection]

Are you the Fresh Prince?

[Armerad]

If you could combine hot sauce, Kool AIDS, chicken, and watermelon, would you?

hehe cool AIDs

[Sanjay]

What did you do with Mast3rMind?

[Sanjay]

At 7/5/08 11:58 AM, OsAmARaMa wrote: What did you do with Mast3rMind?

I failed at posting the link.

Mast3rMind

[GoryBlizzard]

There was another thread exactly like this in 2006, but I can't be bothered finding it right now.

[Jack]

Do you think Michael Bay stereotypes black people in his films?

[JustsTrollingAlong]

Can you explain to me how you are black... but have a picture of some dragon ball Z character on your profile?

[Dropkicked]

At 7/5/08 12:00 PM, OsAmARaMa wrote:

At 7/5/08 11:58 AM, OsAmARaMa wrote: What did you do with Mast3rMind?

I failed at posting the link.

Mast3rMind

Oh.

*coughs and walks away*

[CherinoGears]

At 7/5/08 11:56 AM, Objection wrote: Are you the Fresh Prince?

yes, but not of Bel-Air

If you could combine hot sauce, Kool AIDS, chicken, and watermelon, would you?

no, i dont like chicken with hotsauce, and watermelon with coolaid? yes. i may try it right now actually.

(i was really hoping for more intelectual questions....)

And i didnt know that another black dude beat me to the tread topic, damn, foiled again.

[stosh1919]

wat does NG'ER mean?

[mranarchy]

Where are all the white women at?

[IndyKid500]

How fast can you climb a tree?

[The-NoOne-HK4]

are you black?????

[salted-tator-tot]

At 7/5/08 12:07 PM, stosh1919 wrote: wat does NG'ER mean?

Newgrounder, silly.

[JustsTrollingAlong]

Are you not answering questions because you're black, or is there another reason?

[CherinoGears]

At 7/5/08 12:04 PM, JustsTrollingAlong wrote: Can you explain to me how you are black... but have a picture of some dragon ball Z character on your profile?

I didnt know that DBZ was only for white people, seeing as it was made by a Japanese guy.....

At 7/5/08 12:07 PM, stosh1919 wrote: wat does NG'ER mean?

Newgrounder (unreltated question)

At 7/5/08 12:07 PM, mranarchy wrote: Where are all the white women at?

sittin right here on my computer tower.

How fast can you climb a tree?

at a moderate pace, depending on how many tree limbs there are.

are you black?????

looks like we have one of those people who cant read, thus i dont see the logic in awnsering this question.

Are you not answering questions because you're black, or is there another reason?

Im not awnsering them beacuse
1) Im not sitting here in the BBS just refreashing the browser page seeing if anyone responds like a desprate jack off.
2) People like you ask dumbass questions.

[Blackfang]

Well in that case

fail

[Homosecksual]

If you called me white would you be offended if I called you black?

[CherinoGears]

At 7/5/08 12:36 PM, Homosecksual wrote: If you called me white would you be offended if I called you black?

no, cuz i AM black. but i would be confused as to why you just wouldnt just call me by my name.

[meow]

Okay I actually have a real question(s):

I'm dating a white man. What do you think? (I'm black)
Some people seem surprised that I listen to Pink Floyd and The Beatles. That ever happen to you?

lolz

[CherinoGears]

At 7/5/08 12:51 PM, meow wrote: Okay I actually have a real question(s):

I'm dating a white man. What do you think? (I'm black)
Some people seem surprised that I listen to Pink Floyd and The Beatles. That ever happen to you?

lolz

all the time.....like the guy above me i forgot his username, he said, "how are you black, and have a Dragonball Z character on your profile?" It seems that beacuse we Blacks are portrayed a certian way in the Media, other races (particularly whites) assume that we are all that way. which is pretty a pretty dense and overall dumb way of looking at life, what you see on TV.

[X-Gary-Gigax-X]

At 7/5/08 01:06 PM, CherinoGears wrote: the guy above me i forgot his username, he said, "how are you black, and have a Dragonball Z character on your profile?" It seems that beacuse we Blacks are portrayed a certian way in the Media, other races (particularly whites) assume that we are all that way. which is pretty a pretty dense and overall dumb way of looking at life, what you see on TV.

truth, truth, further more, truth. That's the most enlightened pearl of wisdom I've heard today.

[bigGUNZ]

the white women are with me :D

[Randy74]

What is your ethnicity?

[rofls]

What do you like more? KFC or watermelons?

[CNRHKick]

Do you like KFC and Pizza Hut?

[GIRFAN]

At 7/5/08 01:06 PM, CherinoGears wrote:

At 7/5/08 12:51 PM, meow wrote: Okay I actually have a real question(s):

I'm dating a white man. What do you think? (I'm black)
Some people seem surprised that I listen to Pink Floyd and The Beatles. That ever happen to you?

lolz

all the time.....like the guy above me i forgot his username, he said, "how are you black, and have a Dragonball Z character on your profile?" It seems that beacuse we Blacks are portrayed a certian way in the Media, other races (particularly whites) assume that we are all that way. which is pretty a pretty dense and overall dumb way of looking at life, what you see on TV.

I completely agree with you.
Its a shame that people do not realize this and so they continue to let our stereotype speak for us and not our character.
(I'm Black)

[yfor4]

Do you like grape drink?
Go grape juice, grape drink.

Also, Do you like the movie Friday?

[yfor4]

At 7/5/08 02:22 PM, yfor4 wrote: Do you like grape drink?
Not grape juice, grape drink.

Also, Do you like the movie Friday?

Fixed.