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ad-tame-kemestrees

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Posted at: 7/5/08 02:12 AM

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i dont know why but its true


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ManMadeKing

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Posted at: 7/5/08 02:13 AM

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evilXbanana

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Posted at: 7/5/08 02:14 AM

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At 7/5/08 02:12 AM, ad-tame-kemestrees wrote: i dont know why but its true

You are a virgin because you haven't had sex.

That will be 3,000 dollars.


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Luis

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Posted at: 7/5/08 02:24 AM

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ill fuck you! lmao

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Kidlazarus

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Posted at: 7/5/08 02:25 AM

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At 7/5/08 02:24 AM, Luis wrote: ill fuck you! lmao

Wow.


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ManMadeKing

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Posted at: 7/5/08 02:27 AM

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At 7/5/08 02:24 AM, Luis wrote: ill fuck you! lmao

NO LUIS YOU HAVE TO MUCH TO LIVE FO-oh wait.


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Posted at: 7/5/08 02:32 AM

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The rest of Newgrounds is also a virgin...


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Sn1p3rX44

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Posted at: 7/5/08 02:36 AM

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The REAL suprise is why Luis didnt lock this.

anyways, good for lettting us know about your Virginity. KA-BAM!!

WHAT IN GODS NAME.

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MrHero17

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Posted at: 7/5/08 02:37 AM

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A virgin!?!? Quick get the holy water!


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Jenou

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Posted at: 7/5/08 02:37 AM

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you're 21 and still avirgin??

im a virgin no joke

I love to mastybate

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Luis

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At 7/5/08 02:27 AM, ManMadeKing wrote:
At 7/5/08 02:24 AM, Luis wrote: ill fuck you! lmao
NO LUIS YOU HAVE TO MUCH TO LIVE FO-oh wait.

youre right. im sober again. okay no still virgined. thank you friend

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acez0spad3s

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Posted at: 7/5/08 02:39 AM

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lawl u 21 and virgin lawl you friken fail lawl ha ha


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ZyklonB

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Posted at: 7/5/08 02:55 AM

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Truckers are lonely people, pay for sex

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Hornby

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Posted at: 7/5/08 02:57 AM

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you lucky bastard


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El-Mistro

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Posted at: 7/5/08 03:02 AM

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At 7/5/08 02:12 AM, ad-tame-kemestrees wrote: i dont know why but its true

just save up some money....

chicks dig money

People die every day. People live everyday. People also murder newborn babies...

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At 7/5/08 02:12 AM, ad-tame-kemestrees wrote: i dont know why

Because you're an ugly, obesse, fucktard, who watches hentai all day.

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ThoseSneakyFrench

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Posted at: 7/5/08 03:46 AM

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At 7/5/08 03:41 AM, greensucksbluerules wrote:
At 7/5/08 02:12 AM, ad-tame-kemestrees wrote: i dont know why
Because you're an ugly, obesse, fucktard, who watches FURRY all day.

Fixed.


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Gagsy

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Posted at: 7/5/08 03:47 AM

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I'm a virgin.

Did your life flash before your eyes?
Cup of tea, cup of tea, almost got shagged, cup of tea.

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Rudy

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Posted at: 7/5/08 04:06 AM

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I'm not a virgin.
Man, a 21 year old.. come on...

Check out my band, Electric Complex: Facebook l MySpace l Twitter

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Enoll

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Posted at: 7/5/08 04:09 AM

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Anyone who has a Newgrounds account is a virgin by proxy.

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evilXbanana

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Posted at: 7/5/08 04:12 AM

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At 7/5/08 03:41 AM, greensucksbluerules wrote:
At 7/5/08 02:12 AM, ad-tame-kemestrees wrote: i dont know why
Because you're an ugly, obesse, fucktard, who watches hentai all day.

Ay, having a wide and diverse knowledge of hentai helped me bond with the girl who took my virginity. That being said, I'm lucky as hell and laugh at all those who are not me.


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El-Mistro

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At 7/5/08 04:09 AM, Enoll wrote: Anyone who has a Newgrounds account is a virgin by proxy.

does a really ugly drunk chick count? because thats the only vagina i have gotten yet

People die every day. People live everyday. People also murder newborn babies...

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At 7/5/08 04:12 AM, El-Mistro wrote:
At 7/5/08 04:09 AM, Enoll wrote: Anyone who has a Newgrounds account is a virgin by proxy.
does a really ugly drunk chick count? because thats the only vagina i have gotten yet

That depends, were you drunk too? It may have not been a vagina.

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At 7/5/08 02:12 AM, ad-tame-kemestrees wrote: i dont know why but its true

It doesn't even matter. I doubt you're at an age where you need to worry about it, yet. (Yeah, that age is about 50 or 60) And hell, hardly anyone on Newgrounds have gotten laid, yet - horrible truth but with the majority of users, that's true. The site is just filled with pre-teens, nowadays so what do you expect?

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msn - feel free to add me: mechablob@hotmail.com

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Posted at: 7/5/08 04:25 AM

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You'll fit in great here! Welcome to NG. 99% of these people are just like you.


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Jenou

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Posted at: 7/5/08 04:30 AM

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At 7/5/08 04:25 AM, superlunk wrote: You'll fit in great here! Welcome to NG. 99% of these people are just like you.

im the 1% thats gotten laid

I love to mastybate

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evilXbanana

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Posted at: 7/5/08 05:14 AM

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At 7/5/08 04:30 AM, Jenou wrote:
At 7/5/08 04:25 AM, superlunk wrote: You'll fit in great here! Welcome to NG. 99% of these people are just like you.
im the 1% thats gotten laid

"I dunno. why dont you clone yourself and have all the clones jam their cocks in your mouth?"
Your sig explains how you managed represent the hundreds of people in that 1%.


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RobotTaco

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Posted at: 7/5/08 05:16 AM

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I'm not a Virgin because... I lost my Virginity to my Hand!

I am Robot Taco. Hear me type.
Taco Freak is mah Homeboy.
OH LAWD! This site kicks ass. Join it.


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Hoeloe

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Posted at: 7/5/08 05:30 AM

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At 7/5/08 02:12 AM, ad-tame-kemestrees wrote: i dont know why but its true

This is Newgrounds! No-one here has any relationship other than with a blow up doll.

Sex!
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Benovere

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Posted at: 7/5/08 05:32 AM

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At 7/5/08 05:30 AM, Hoeloe wrote:
At 7/5/08 02:12 AM, ad-tame-kemestrees wrote: i dont know why but its true
This is Newgrounds! No-one here has any relationship other than with a blow up doll.

Thats not true, RobotTaco just said that he and his palm had a great relationship

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