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So a while back I farted and some dick was bitching at me the whole time. I was trying to walk away but he kept complaining that he had ASD or something like that. And he continued to bitch about how annoying and smelly it is. I swear I would've hit him right then.

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How does a dick bitch?

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At 7/4/08 07:40 PM, gamerdakota wrote: How does a dick bitch?

Very carefully, my friend. Very carefully.

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that guy is a jerk

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Why didn't you hit him then?

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At 7/4/08 07:48 PM, Zombified wrote: Why didn't you hit him then?

He has ASD. I can't hit a man with ASD!

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One time, I was at my manager's house for tea, when I decided to use the bathroom. Unfornately, the large and smelly wet shit I took clogged the toilet and ruined his plumbing, and I did not get promoted at the McDonald's I wok at

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So what are you doing about it now?
Find the guy, and tie him up.

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maybe he just had nothing better to do

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What the fuck is ASD?

You know what you wanna do with that, right? You wanna put a banging donk on it!

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At 7/4/08 08:38 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: What the fuck is ASD?

Atrial Septal Defect
In english he basicaly has a hole in his heart.

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At 7/4/08 09:11 PM, tacoman764 wrote: Atrial Septal Defect
In english he basicaly has a hole in his heart.

Or autism. But ASD on its own isn't specific.

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At 7/4/08 09:11 PM, tacoman764 wrote:
At 7/4/08 08:38 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: What the fuck is ASD?
Atrial Septal Defect
In english he basicaly has a hole in his heart.

Complaining about it wouldn't make much sense, though.

He probably said AIDS.

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At 7/4/08 09:11 PM, tacoman764 wrote:
At 7/4/08 08:38 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: What the fuck is ASD?
Atrial Septal Defect
In english he basicaly has a hole in his heart.

I thought you stopped being alive when there were holes in your heart

Haha what?

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At 7/4/08 09:32 PM, Spectacle wrote:
At 7/4/08 09:11 PM, tacoman764 wrote:
At 7/4/08 08:38 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: What the fuck is ASD?
Atrial Septal Defect
In english he basicaly has a hole in his heart.
I thought you stopped being alive when there were holes in your heart

No you stop being alive when the blood flow in your heart stops, I think.

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Was his name GOTHCLAWZ?

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At 7/4/08 07:39 PM, EMINEM08 wrote: So a while back I farted and some dick was bitching at me the whole time. I was trying to walk away but he kept complaining that he had ASD or something like that. And he continued to bitch about how annoying and smelly it is. I swear I would've hit him right then.

Turn. Point. Laugh.

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I farted one time and this little girl threw-up and I busted out laughing.

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You have the right to do anything you want with the air inside your ass. Besides, what the hell does his ASD have to do with your fart.

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At 7/5/08 01:52 AM, Destructoid wrote: Was his name GOTHCLAWZ?

Would that be his real name? And I'm not sure what his name is at all. But I think that is the same guy I'm talking about. Great find! He's a douche, prissy ninny faggot. No offense to him.

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At 7/5/08 01:52 AM, Destructoid wrote: Was his name GOTHCLAWZ?

Wow, can't get anything past you.

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At 7/4/08 08:07 PM, tehconcept wrote: One time, I was at my manager's house for tea, when I decided to use the bathroom. Unfornately, the large and smelly wet shit I took clogged the toilet and ruined his plumbing, and I did not get promoted at the McDonald's I wok at

One day one of my employees was in my house and he decided to use the bathroom. The son of a bitch shitted everywhere and ruined my plumbing, and he even asked afterwards if he could get that fucking promotion he wanted.

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At 7/4/08 07:40 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Better out than in Shrek always says.

That bastard stole my saying

aww but who could hate Shrek?

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At 7/4/08 08:38 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: What the fuck is ASD?

God damnit I was thinking the same thing....

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At 7/5/08 03:34 AM, Hornby wrote:
aww but who could hate Shrek?

every single human NOT in far far away kingdom.

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You farted in public? Lol.

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At 7/4/08 07:40 PM, gamerdakota wrote: How does a dick bitch?

It gets a pussy.
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