You. YES YOU! You stupid pink commie fuck, you make me sick. You spit on our Jesus Land all the time without knowing it's signifacace.
Well because your communist parents taught you that EVILution and Global warming are legitiamte facts and issues y'all are about to get Learned about the USA!!!!!
The America was started by Christ Columbus (I believe he was in the blood line with Jesus) who using God's Holy Word Created the perfect Nation (or Civilization's as they were called back then).
But then All these stupid commies and immigrants and Indians. started invading our beautiful Jesus land so we created the cowboys to kill the fuckers off (Cowboys are sorta like Knights but noware near as gay and british.)
Then after a while all the Mexicans started comming in so Jesus teamed up with George Bush to built the great wall to stop them.
Happy Forth of July! I hop you learned something.