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Hello my fellow Americans. This July 4th, when you celebrate our rebellion against great britain roughly 230 years ago and eat those delicious burgers and ribs with kraft barbecue sauce from walmart on it, be sure to stay the fuck away from those fireworks when you set them off. Some of them have a chance of prematurely exploding and stuff.

So, stay safe or your hand becomes pizza.

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needs some pepperoni

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Ew that's gross. I'm going to have nightmares tonight,

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I wanna see where that hole goes.

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you sick piece of crap, i didnt even notise the hole. i just had to go back and look after i read what you said.

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http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/fire works-9.jpg

Screw you man,I'm lighting somebody on fire with those.

OH NOEZ

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I just wanna poke at that thing all day.

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For the first split second I saw that picture I though "Wow, that looks delicious."

I'm fucking hungry.

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Fake.

rm -rf home/citricsquid/penis

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At 7/4/08 03:11 AM, citricsquid wrote: Fake.

You have evidently never seen HL&P's Saftey course. Not that my word over the interweb means shit, but I work around electricity. I have seen 3rd degree burns. They look just like that. When voltage is involved, it gets worse. Firework burns burn you from the outside in, electrical burns burn you from the inside out.

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At 7/4/08 03:11 AM, citricsquid wrote: Fake.

I'm pretty sure you can't dig out a fake hole in someone's hand.
also this is where the photo is from, looks pretty legit.

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hi i already did this

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IM SCARED FROM THAT PRICK!

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At 7/4/08 03:14 AM, Benovere wrote:

Firework burns burn you from the outside in, electrical burns burn you from the inside out.

yeah
inside out burns definitely look sicker

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Thanks for the warning and the unnecessary picture.

Check out my profile l Help this video reach 100 million views!

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Yeah.

Drawings on my blog, comments please.

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fucking disgusting !!!

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The most important part of firework saftey is not getting arrested, that's why you should light it in the middle of the street and run.

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That's what you get when you go to domino's.

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Lets fry er up and dip er in mayo.

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That actually reminds me of scrambled eggs instead

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I just ate so when I saw this picture it made my stomach feel queezy. Thanks alot.

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Firework Safety. Best oxymoron yet.
I can see the fun it it though.

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At 7/4/08 01:35 PM, DeIirium wrote: Yeah.

lmao poor guy musta lost his dik :(

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At 7/4/08 11:09 PM, Icecry0 wrote: I just ate so when I saw this picture it made my stomach feel queezy. Thanks alot.

Really? I actually went to get more food when I saw it.....

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