Ok, so I was walking along in the woods, minding my own business. No big deal, right? All of a sudden I came to this part of the woods which was really dark. It was pretty creepy but I kept walking. I heard rustling in the bushes "Probably just a squirrel." I thought. I couldn't have been more wrong.
A huge monster slowly emerged from behind the brushes. At this point I wish I had turned around and gone back. But it was too late. I stood there, my feet frozen to the ground. I had to think fast. I took out my smoke bomb and through it on the ground, it instantly hid me in a cloud of smoke. When the smoke subsided I was still in the same place, with the beast. "Shit! It doesn't work!" I said. "Look! Over there!" I shouted out of nowhere, pointing behind the huge monster. He turned around and I ran.
It wasn't long before the beast realized he was tricked. He came running up to me. "How could something so fat run so fast?" I thought to myself. I looked ahead of me and saw that the bridge that was usually there was destroyed. There was a huge gap between the end of the cliff and the remaining bridge. At this point I couldn't afford the luxury of doubt. I jumped and caught hold of something. it was a pipe sticking out of the concrete of the bridge. I sighed with relief, suddenly I remembered... If I can make this jump, so can the monster! I tried to pull myself up. I looked back, he was right near the cliff. I just couldn't pull myself up. I decided falling 500 feet is a better death than being eaten by some bigfoot clone. I closed my eyes and let go of the pipe. It felt like forever before I finally hit the ground. The impact instantly killed me.
Gee, it's a good thing I picked up that extra life.