Zit Porn?

[SgtButts]

So I know that there's like, a fetish for everything. But what about zit porn? I was just thinking about this, as I have a nice looking zit chilling on my face. I was tempted to burst it, when suddenly I just had this image of someone popping a zit on a hoes face, like a big hot load. Does that exist? I need to know. If it did, would it turn you on?

As I was making this thread, I was reminded of a certain YouTube video... NOT FOR THE WEAK STOMACHED! Just look at that, that's a bigger load than Peter North's cum shots!

You can't tell me that nobody on the internet is turned on by popping zits.

If this does not exist, I demand photoshops.

[East525]

All porn exists on the interweb. No exceptions.

[SgtButts]

At 7/3/08 02:06 PM, East525 wrote: All porn exists on the interweb. No exceptions.

That's what I've heard, so where is it?

[Kagoe]

At 7/3/08 02:13 PM, SgtButts wrote:

so where is it?

Its out there, SgtButts, and it's up to you to find it. Go on your quest and seek forth this...this...?...Zit Porn? Hmm...well....I wanna see what you find anywayz. I'm light that, perverted to the bone; baby.

[Destructoid]

No one wants to see zits popping.

[Netting]

i know what your feeling

[GoForthAndDie]

That was sick. I can barely type.

[SgtButts]

At 7/3/08 02:16 PM, Destructoid wrote: No one wants to see zits popping.

I bet you 15 years ago people would have said "nobody wants to see people dressed up as animals having gay sex" but look where we're at now.

[Jamiko]

My friend popped a zit on are teachers salad once.
That turn you on?

[cast]

This topic is fucking hot.

I have open pores on my face wide enough to fuck, if you're asian like the guy in the picture.

Sometimes I like to masturbate right? Then I'll go pop a zit facing down to my penis and feel the puss and hardened oils hit my cock and then I'll be ready to masturbate again. It's like free energy or something.

[SgtButts]

My foe was too mighty. He kept calling me out to battle so finally I had to succumb to his battle cry and initiated combat. It was a juicy one. At first the white head wriggled it's way free, but with another push, it fully popped, spraying a light creamy mist onto the mirror before me.

God fucking dammit I'm so horny right now.

[Dekuboy]

This is easily the most bizarre topic I've seen all day.

[DarkSytze]

related videos, first video.

[EdwinsGeneration]

wow um ...i think that video is as close as zit fetish as your gonna get. If that many people saw it (all those thousands plus the sick related videos) then maybe we all have a zit fetish deep inside and dont even know it

[simon]

At 7/3/08 02:17 PM, Netting wrote: i know what your feeling

That picture is WIN.

[mariomusicmaker1]

I wouldnt call it a fetish but my X used to love popping my zits.. i mean she would look at me and go run for the bathroom, and come back with toilet paper and smile at me....

[butters757]

Here(NSFW)
Scroll to bottom.

[SgtButts]

At 7/3/08 06:45 PM, butters757 wrote: Here(NSFW)
Scroll to bottom.

Oh god I just bust.

Thank you. Bukkacne... I like it.

This thread should probably have a NWS tag on it... but perhaps it was implied with the topic title.

Either way, let the fappage begin, we have our first piece:

[Tramps]

I'm glad there isn't any. Also, Rule 34 is broken.

[Philtype]

NASTY.......................... nasty.

[flashplayer5]

Rule 34, people, rule 34.

[FatManExtraLarge]

At 7/3/08 07:24 PM, flashplayer5 wrote: Rule 34, people, rule 34.

One of the few times I curse Rule 34

[butters757]

At 7/3/08 07:34 PM, KillerCRS wrote: Relevant AND nsfw.

Sorry I already beat you. Read the rest of the thread before you post.

[ismellarat]

That video was epic.

[sldghmmr]

Lol isint there a rule 34 or something

[Benovere]

At 7/3/08 09:27 PM, sldghmmr wrote: Lol isint there a rule 34 or something

Probably, but how do you people pull these numbers so fast. No pron is the rule. I dont care which number it is, it is da rule.

[Randy74]

God that video was disgusting.

[Dromedary]

At 7/3/08 02:13 PM, SgtButts wrote:

At 7/3/08 02:06 PM, East525 wrote: All porn exists on the interweb. No exceptions.

That's what I've heard, so where is it?

Google.

[MisterUnderstood]

I threw up in my pillow case. God damnit.

[Bryan]

Dude that's just fucking sick