Ha ha I can't believe I'm doing this.
Thought I'd give some of you bored people something fun to do.
I posted this pic in the "Destroy That Character" thread depicting a scientist with a suave hairdo and his unstoppable Jesus Ray.
So I figured I'd make something more out of it.
Suave Scientist.
He zaps things with his unbeatable Jesus Ray.
Let me give examples:
Jesus Ray beats Shoop Da Whoop Lazor
Jesus Ray beats Big Bang Kamehameha Times 100
Jesus Ray beats Vash the Stampede's Angel Arm
Jesus Ray beats Chuck Norris
Etc...
Anyway, here's what this is about.
You must make your own Suave Scientist wins scenario. You can make up any unique invention for him to use, or just cheat and use the Jesus Ray. The rules are:
1. Somewhere in your post or picture you must have the text: "Even (something/someone) is no match for Suave Scientist's (invention or Jesus Ray)"
2. Suave Scientist must be destroying something.
3. No matter what invention Suave Scientist uses, it must destroy the something. You can make a comic, where Suave Scientist's first invention fails, but he must always end up victorious.
4. Suave Scientist never smiles.
5. Suave Scientist never talks.
6. Suave Scientist is never afraid of anything, nor is he any emotion. He is always 100% apathetic.
7. Jesus Ray beats everything ever. No exceptions.
9. Wait at least three Suave Scientist images by others before posting another of your own. I don't want to see a bunch of crappy drawings being spammed on the thread, in which good ones end up getting ignored.
8. No completely shitty drawings or copy paste/theft, especially when it comes to MS Paint. MS Paint is allowed, but it must be decent, not some 1 minute or less stickman drawing with no background. You can do better than a stickman. If you can't, please gtfo.
And to kick it off, here is Suave Scientist himself firing the Jesus Ray.
Even Captain Picard is no match for Suave Scientist's Jesus Ray.
You were born and placed here without choice. In futility, your mind rapidly tries to accept this world, and all of its pain and misery.
I am here to give you a choice.
