post some stupied laws from your st

[Totalaniolation]

i found a webstie with dumbass laws http://www.dumblaws.com/ , and wanted to see what dumb laws u have in your state, mine is New York:

Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.

It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing "body hugging" clothing.

Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers".

A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.

It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.

The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.

While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.

Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM.

som preety dumb stuff is on the site so y not give it a go.

[The-Hitman]

It's illegal to sleep on top of refrigerators on Sunday in Pennsylvania.

Winnar is us.

[Powdar]

It is illegal to deny the existence of God in Vermont. People do it all of the time. I don't think these are real laws.

[Ejit]

Those laws are three thing:

1. Not even stupid.
2. Badly worded, so as to sound stupid.
3. Not true.

[Purpin]

Georgia:
-The term "sadomasochistic abuse" is defined so broadly, that it could possibly be applied to a person handcuffing another in a clown suit.
-All sex toys are banned.
-It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.
-Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
-Signs are required to be written in English.
-No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.

[Totalaniolation]

At 7/1/08 06:55 PM, Powdar wrote: It is illegal to deny the existence of God in Vermont. People do it all of the time. I don't think these are real laws.

most laws are old laws from like the 1800's but some sitll aplly today like that topless in NY law

[flashplayer5]

At 7/1/08 06:51 PM, Totalaniolation wrote:

While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.

I have not broken this law.

[ironeagle233]

this one made me laugh my ass off

[yurgenburgen]

English laws:

1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament

2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside-down

3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store

4. Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day

5. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter

6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet

7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the king, and the tail of the queen.

8. It is illegal to avoid telling the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing.

9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour.

10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow.

[MrFlopz]

LOL! Mississippi is such a hick state!

It is against the law for a male to be sexually aroused in a public place.
A private citizen may personally arrest anyone that disturbs a church service.

[stosh1919]

for nj You may not slurp your soup

[Kidlazarus]

At 7/1/08 07:00 PM, Purpin wrote: Georgia:
-The term "sadomasochistic abuse" is defined so broadly, that it could possibly be applied to a person handcuffing another in a clown suit.

I've broken this one a few times.

[MojoFilter]

At 7/1/08 06:56 PM, Ejit wrote: Those laws are three thing:

1. Not even stupid.

Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM. Yeah

2. Badly worded, so as to sound stupid.

It seems to me that they're in perfect English

3. Not true.

Click "Full Text", and then kill yourself

Fuck you. Seriously. Fuck you

[Totalaniolation]

im also looking at some other dumb things lol

"Guess Who" Game
Note: Game pieces do not actually talk.

(look at picture)

Doug Collins said:
Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win.

bumper sticker:
Good Girls Go To Heaven, Bad Girls Go Everywhere.

[gizmo12345]

MA-No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.

aww now if i want to steal one i better make sure he rides shotgun

[MrFlopz]

As soon as I read that men were required to bring rifles to church on sundays I realized this is bullshit.

[Totalaniolation]

extremly sorry for the doble post but... what the fuck is this! lol

[Toad555]

Can't own any cool weapons in CA Like switches, butterflies, etc.