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Don't use a 'strategy', they never work well.
Also, hit him.

At 7/1/08 06:06 PM, Mizar wrote: Why is everyone on newgrounds so uselessly belligerent? You'll be the bigger man if you don't show up to the fight.

wow, how wide is your vagina again?

Thrust your palm into his nose. POW , the hit was good he's gonna be bleeding so much he won't be able to fight. Also , knee kicks. Grab his head and thrust yourknee. into his teeth , nose , eyes.

die :D

MARTIAL ARTS SKILL:

When punching i.e. right fist put your hip behind it, it should give it extra power.

when you punch do it so your right hip is in the same direction.

practice it for a while to get use to it .

Try not to kick too much because it wastes energy and does little damage really unless you're going for the balls. Fat kids can be suprisingly strong because they throw their weight into punches. So if you grapple with him try kneeing him (in the balls) because you won't be able to puch him over.

When you get hit, try not to cringe or show pain because there's nothing more intimidating than an opponent who doesn't seem to get hurt.

Go for the kidneys.

At 7/1/08 06:06 PM, Mizar wrote: Why is everyone on newgrounds so uselessly belligerent? You'll be the bigger man if you don't show up to the fight.

Why? he asked us for fighting tips, not for some counseling. The bigger man don't go butting in other people's business and let them learn by themselves.

So to settle this: Kicks anywhere are a bad idea, or what?

Because some of you are saying kicks to the knees, or don't kick. I'm planning on keeping him at a distance with some Savatte kicks either way, because if he gets close to grapple he's likely to try and throw me.

If I do get in a grapple, my friend was saying knees to the face UFC style. good?

IDDQD

Flawless Victory!

At 7/1/08 02:19 AM, 749-Pi wrote: This fat kid challenged me to fight him thursday.

I'm up for it, because I don't like him, but I have no fighting experience besides 2 or 3 fights in the 6th grade.

What pointers do you guys have. I don't have time to develop a martial art skill, just street fighting tips.

either go for the nose and keep hitting it until u can see it's broken or hit him in the nuts and when he's bent over smash him round the face, kick, punch, i dont care, he should flop down to the ground and then you just pound him basically

At 7/1/08 06:06 PM, Mizar wrote:

Why is everyone on newgrounds so uselessly belligerent? You'll be the bigger man if you don't show up to the fight.

It's not gonna work that way here. Not anymore. if I back out, I'm gonna get shit for it for the rest of high school. this kid is a total loser, so it'd be like backing down from a fight with Screech from Saved by the Bell.

besides, I have a funny feeling by the time I get there and get in his face, he's not gonna fight be because he'll realize what a mistake he made in making this queer challenge.

Day after the fight: I won.

The gist of it is as follows:

I got there, made a beeline for him, he was wheeling his bike somewhere where no one would call the cops if they saw us, I said "Be a man and drop the bike" and we sparred for about 20 seconds. I hit him in the face about 2 or 3 times, he kicked me or something, and then we stood off. Then everyone around us, like 20 kids, said to move so no one would call the cops.

When everyone moved, we stood off again, and the following happened 3 times in a row:

We tangle up, I hit him in the face, he misses. I would always get the first face shot, and that would mess his balance and vision up, so he wouldn't get me. he just sucks that much at fighting. after about 20 seconds, he would fall and take me down with him, he'd get on top of me, and instead of hitting me, just holds me down so he can breathe. The people watching would pull him up, and square us off.

by the third time, he got one good shot in my mouth, but all I got was a blood blister. the third time we went down, it was because he tripped and I dropped on top of him and rained fists and elbows. Once I stopped, I said "I'm done, this is ridiculous"

My friend recorded some of it, and when I get it I'll try and post it. All in all, I say the advice helped me a lot, but the strategy of hitting and strafing didn't work, because he wasn't aggressive enough. I had to be the aggressor, since he was such a bitch. Thank you Newgrounds, for your help.

Good combinations slow down and hit him hard then speed up make sure you find his weakness then make himsuffer knee his face use your elbows make sure he doesn't hit you

Punch his upper lip. There's loads of nerves there, so that'll hurt.
Try grabbing his fist and yanking it past you so he ends up facing the opposite way, and then you can floor him backwards.

Lol a fat kid. Fat kids = pushover. I will give you advice which I learnt in martial arts:
1) Bash him in the nose, it will make him water out of his eyes, and hence he won't see well. It will also make him feel dizzy, allowing you to bash the rest of him.
2) Hit him in the adams apple. Wonderful pain and stun-age.
3) Elbows FTW.
4) Don't punch him in the stomach unless he hasn't taken a breath in or out in the last couple of seconds.
5) Make him fall on the ground, and you won. Easiest way to do this is with a headlock. You could also use your feet to trip him but that takes some knowledge of martial arts to do successfully.
6) If you can manage it, a jump kick to the face is very deadly.
7) Punch only areas in which your punch will have a purpose, Ex: Don't punch him in the shoulder.
8) Use momentum for more power.
9) DO NOT WRESTLE WITH HIM! He is bigger than you and if he has the tiniest muscles he will have the advantage, unless he is EXTREMELY stupid and HAS NO IDEAD about anything. I'm taking into account that he challanged you he might have some muscles unless you also are fat in which case i have no comment.
10) Scare him with some fancy moves, fear is a great factor in a battle, but don't do fancy moves unless you know how to.
11) Headbutt only if you know how to. Don't do it "like in the movies with Steven Seagal".
12) Use your legs to deliver pain, most basic are: Tip of foot into knee, or the nerve behind the calf. Use the up-side of your foot if you wish to hit the abdomen or the side of the head. Use the down-side if you want a full on strike to the head or stomach (make sure you have loads of momentum!)

I hope that fat kid is not a newgrounder, cause I just might have made your life hell if he is reading this.

he's fat right? charge in to him! or headbutt, don't forget that...

1. Go to fight
2. Tell him you want to have a Roshambo match and you'll go 1st to show him what to do.
3. ????
4. Profit!!!!

FACEPLANT!!!!!

But seriously, just trip his fat ass and watch the concrete perform a surgery on his face.

Let's keep giving tips, although he already posted the results.

I would've just kicked him in the knees. Fat kids have week knees.

Knock him out and cum in his mouth

Just go totally ape shit, you can't go wrong.

At 7/6/08 01:13 PM, StickyWicky wrote: Just go totally ape shit, you can't go wrong.

Oh, you already did it. Well, I congratulate you on beating a poor fat kid.

All's Fair In A Street Fight.

don't bother with fists tighten your fingers and thumb into a "karate chop" position, then as if punching thrust your palm into his jaw and make sure to keep control, Keep your opposing hand in close so you can keep hold and keep attacking his face.

At 7/1/08 02:21 AM, BadassDude wrote: Tip: Go for the balls, head, stomach, and heart.

you realize he's got a rib cage + a huge layer of fat protecting the heart :O
he'll never reach it!

http://www.wikihow.com/Win-a-Street-Figh t

At 7/1/08 02:19 AM, 749-Pi wrote: This fat kid challenged me to fight him thursday.

I'm up for it, because I don't like him, but I have no fighting experience besides 2 or 3 fights in the 6th grade.

What pointers do you guys have. I don't have time to develop a martial art skill, just street fighting tips.

First establish your base

then beat the fuck out of him

If he is as fat as you say, just punch his gut and he wont be able to breath. And try showing off to everyone to add insult to injury. Then do a barrel roll.

Congrats to the winner!